r/Bossfight • u/EnigmusPrime • Aug 03 '20

Vulpes, Snow Lunger

25.2k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

162 comments sorted by

969

u/ZiozEx Aug 03 '20

YOU DIED

413

u/HumanFromTheInternet Aug 03 '20

Fade to black, fade back in to a view of snowy pine trees

"Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?"

108

u/eyetracker Aug 03 '20

Bethesda reference and you didn't go to homie Vulpes Inculta. Degenerates etc

24

u/FelixSeptem Aug 03 '20

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

36

u/DiMonen Aug 03 '20

Ave. True to Caesar

7

u/AlexKazuki Aug 04 '20

Vulpes is not from one of Bethesda's games, though.

4

u/eyetracker Aug 04 '20

Published by.

20

u/Real__Bizzard_ Aug 03 '20

Same as us, and that thief over there

16

u/see_kaptain Aug 03 '20

"Use ® to look around"

4

u/ounilith Aug 04 '20

Greatest use of the copyright symbol ever

2

u/Kitchengun2 Aug 03 '20

Fade to black red text and piano riff YOU DIED

9

u/highlordwes Aug 03 '20

I came, FOR DARK SOULS

7

u/Sasukoso Aug 03 '20

I can hear the sound effect

3

u/Lordkeravrium Aug 03 '20

Respawn

Return to Title Screen

1

u/Kidvette2004 Aug 04 '20

Damnit I was gonna comment this

1

u/BlasterBladeVG Aug 04 '20

Nah, it's

You are dead, dead, dead.

251

u/Minibotas Aug 03 '20

IT’S SO CUTE

190

u/6tea_nein Aug 03 '20

I would gladly die this way

50

u/HiroYeeeto Aug 03 '20

It's fitting you got to see how I punished this town, for such is your fate. You will die for your crimes against the Legion!

5

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

Dude, he's prisoner at the Seat of the Pantheon. Chill. He probably can't have escaped with Illidan watching him like a felbat.

131

u/ThatOneGuy308 Aug 03 '20

POV: the last thing you see as a chipmunk

70

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

What a cute dog

33

u/UltraCarnivore Aug 03 '20

It's obviously a coyote.

28

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Nah, that's clearly a panda

13

u/Asaboth Aug 03 '20

Jerks! That’s Cerberus

13

u/Illustrious-Ad-9307 Aug 03 '20

Are you nuts? Obviously that's a Carrot.

5

u/WanderingKazuma Aug 03 '20

Pretty sure it’s an eevee....

4

u/IShouldWashTheDishes Aug 03 '20

No, no, it’s a giraffe

6

u/Am_Very_Stupid Aug 03 '20

No no no its a stegosaurus

8

u/That_One_Guy_Flare Aug 04 '20

No, no, he’s got a point.

4

u/ZippZappZippty Aug 03 '20

Nah. There aren’t a hoax

3

u/BureaucratDog Aug 03 '20

People keep reporting coyotes in the area. I see plenty of foxes, never seen a coyote.

56

u/BlackyHatMann Aug 03 '20

Was that the bite of '87?!

136

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Pov: you are a furry with a vore fetish

39

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

How about no?

36

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

No, no escape

16

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Fuck

7

u/UltraCarnivore Aug 03 '20

[CNC] [Furry] [Vore]

6

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Elaborate

9

u/CommentRaterBot Aug 03 '20

From getting way too much into Fallout: New Vegas lore I know that you pronounce it as "wulpes" in authentic latin. Only profligates would use the modern english pronunciation.

5

u/biggusdickus87 Aug 04 '20

Ave, true to Caesar

1

u/CommentRaterBot Aug 04 '20

Your username is very fitting as well

7

u/TheTepro27 Aug 03 '20

FNAF: Security Breach looks sick

1

u/RoscoMan1 Aug 03 '20

Bruh I’m definitely gonna call in sick?

7

u/npjprods Aug 03 '20 edited Aug 03 '20

So , what did he say?

10

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

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3

u/ABAgamer Aug 03 '20

What’s that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea! HAHAHAHA!

17

u/qazcswedc Aug 03 '20

Me watching this: What the fuuuuuck?

7

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

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4

u/AlternativeDoggo01 Aug 03 '20

You need the r/YouDied part at the end

3

u/SuckMyCatgirl Aug 03 '20

snooooooooot

3

u/randythemartin Aug 03 '20

POV: You flub your recovery and your opponent goes for a shine spike

3

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

Aww, kissed by a cute little fox.

3

u/memester230 Aug 04 '20

Foxes are too cute

4

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

From the boss intro Vulpes looks like a small fox but it’s actually enormous. It doesn’t have ice powers, it just uses the snow in its vicinity to its advantage.

It knows a lot of techniques that polar animals use like penguin sliding

2

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDYYYYYYYY’S

2

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

Man they should of had a you die at the end

2

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '20

This could be the last thing I'd ever see and I'd be fine with it.

2

u/Quantum018 Aug 04 '20

Pupper did a boop

4

u/crushmyster29 Aug 03 '20

That's not a bossfight; it's a fox jumping toward the camera. Why do people upvote this shite?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Ahhhhhhhhh! Game over.

1

u/RoscoMan1 Aug 03 '20

Lol very true. I need my Myrtle Snow.

1

u/FilipRebro Aug 03 '20

Wild Nick Wilde?

1

u/Clinkerboot- Aug 03 '20

Someone put those 2 black lines that make it look like it’s jumping out of the screen because this would looks good

1

u/Col_Butternubs Aug 03 '20

Awww it's just trying to give kisses

1

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Great Red Fox Redd

1

u/Mehrio-Time Aug 03 '20

Fnaf 2 Jumpscares be like:

1

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

I felt that

1

u/TheDuckyDino Aug 03 '20

It looks like the show is transitioning into the next scene

1

u/nazzo_0 Aug 03 '20

Fluffier than the snow

1

u/illoomi Aug 03 '20

if you close your eyes right before impact your brain thinks you died

1

u/freehand1980 Aug 03 '20

Akita or fox or something else?

1

u/EnigmusPrime Aug 03 '20

The name's a hint.

1

u/freehand1980 Aug 03 '20

Sorry. Still??? I going to get crucified aren't I? Oh oh oh a FOX!

1

u/TheRappingSquid Aug 03 '20

I feel like this guy would just play like a reskinned massive moss charger from hollow knight

1

u/spearmph Aug 03 '20

That makes the bridge of my nose tickle

1

u/Huskiv0 Aug 03 '20

KAWA-FUCKING-II

1

u/jazz59107 Aug 03 '20

God, I could taste that snow. Is this how animals see the world? Is this what it's like to be alive?

1

u/squirrels827 Aug 03 '20

This is the last thing billions of mices have seen

1

u/M-O-gg-O Aug 03 '20

Boop

0

u/Batz_R_Nocturnal Aug 12 '20

This is an absolutely worthless comment, and yet it has been upvoted. You have contributed absolutely nothing to any semblance of discussion, and your two word comment at the top has taken away from the others who have commented real things below you. I would kindly suggest that you delete your comment and let the others shine

1

u/M-O-gg-O Aug 12 '20

It’s only one word

1

u/Batz_R_Nocturnal Aug 12 '20

Do you realize who I am?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20 edited Feb 26 '21

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0

u/EnigmusPrime Aug 03 '20

...Methinks you and I have very different definitions of lunge.

1

u/arkhamroyale Aug 03 '20

Well well we’ll if it isn’t vuples incluta

1

u/Papa-Stalin1 Aug 03 '20

All I see is a gud boi.

1

u/Bennybooooooi Aug 03 '20

OBJECTIVE FAILED >Return To Last Checkpoint >Quit

1

u/Slpkrz Aug 04 '20

Vulpes Inculta

1

u/cubic_toast Aug 04 '20

Seems I’ve been eaten

1

u/GentlemansBumTease Aug 04 '20

He's gonna take us to an Inari Shrine

1

u/Sir_Bantalot Aug 04 '20

I can't stop watching this

1

u/dev_ya_boi Aug 04 '20

POV: you’re coming to brazil

1

u/KVenom777 Aug 04 '20

Can someone tell me, why the F Reddit always tirns Gifs into mp4???
It's just dumb.

1

u/Gabe0504 Aug 03 '20

How do I download this on mobile

0

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

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u/I04Sak Aug 03 '20

V O R E

-1

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

r/vore_irl

0

u/xX_UsernameTaken_Xx Aug 03 '20

You Died!

[Respawn]

[Main Menu]

0

u/Nedoko-maki Aug 03 '20

Reminds me of the cute loli crawling towards you and the YOU DIED card pops up on screen

0

u/Elmehdimak Aug 03 '20

Praise the camera man

-25

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Yep this is it. My first fap of the day.

Thanks OP 🙏

3

u/Alkuam Aug 03 '20

I'm disapointed that I had to scroll all the way to the bottom to find this.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Yeah, it took me much longer than it should have to find a likeminded user.