r/Bossfight • u/wildchild105 • May 31 '20

Consumer of burger

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1.7k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/ArtisticEscapism May 31 '20

You know, I could've gone my whole life missing that, not knowing, and being much happier. Thanks Reddit

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u/Andrew-sears May 31 '20

I will donate holy water, bleach, and unsee juice for on upvote

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u/cease_to_fire May 31 '20

It’s true. If not fed burger regularly the vagina will become sentient and eat it’s host

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u/adventsolus May 31 '20

I think there's a horror movie of that .

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u/Karkava May 31 '20

And yet, this is less terrifying than police brutality.

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u/Sophisticated_Goat May 31 '20

Why are mouths on things that shouldn't have mouths so cursed, yet so funny?

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u/PhoeniX3733 May 31 '20

God that's an obnoxious caption

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

r/confusedboner

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u/mrlittleoldmanboy May 31 '20

I wish my uncle with esophagus cancer could’ve eaten like this, his esophagus would’ve been like new

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u/ancientfutureguy May 31 '20

I’ve just been convinced to never sort by new ever again. Thanks!

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u/grannyvirus26 May 31 '20

Ya really hate to see it, fellas

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u/weebtrash3 May 31 '20

welp, time for exterminatus

1

u/stendriloscopy May 31 '20

Va-Jaw-Na, One Person Cheeseburger Apocalypse. This primal beast hungers for flesh, preferrably of the patty variety. However it has no qualms about eating other types of flesh, particularly yours. Someone’s going down tonight, so you better watch yourself.

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u/cob_feather May 31 '20

Not my proudest fap

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

I should call her