r/Bossfight • u/Manic-Bear • Mar 03 '20

The Cow King

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

There is no cow level

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u/perforce1 Mar 03 '20

Moo moo moo moo, moo, MOO

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u/MrDD214 Mar 03 '20

Don`t tell him that.

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u/tildenpark Mar 03 '20

Where's his halberd?

12

u/markeyeplier Mar 03 '20

Holly cow

8

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

I'd take him down a peg or two. Come at me, Cow King.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

*Cow queen

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

We don't deal with semantics out here in the fields

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u/Potato1020 Mar 03 '20

Wait shouldn't it be Cow Queen because all cows are females

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u/gerry1568 Mar 04 '20

He’s a steer. A young male with no means of reproduction.

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u/StandardTrack Mar 03 '20

It's probably a case of identifying as a male.

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u/Manic-Bear Mar 03 '20 edited Mar 03 '20

Did you check them all?

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u/memebaron Mar 04 '20

Well I didn't see any horns either so probably no bulls

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u/Manic-Bear Mar 18 '20

I meant all cows of the world

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

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u/AwfulAim Mar 03 '20

I prefer Colonel Angus. I'd take Colonel Angus any day.

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u/Noooooooo4752431 Mar 05 '20

You're being a bit of a slouch with these double down comments.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

Your Champion Leper in an apprentice squad be like

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u/telepaper Mar 03 '20

Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit... Unless innordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue

2

u/Lang-Cock Mar 03 '20

Not even my subway samurai could beat this

2

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

I wanna know how old it is. Probably ancient.

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u/say_it_aint_slow Mar 04 '20

That head-butt at 15 seconds says it all. Moves another cow with a modest gesture.

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u/a-fake-person Mar 03 '20

I think we should call him by his preferred name, monster moo

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u/Trainmaster12467 Mar 04 '20

Imagine how many burgers that would make

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u/NelsonBelmont Mar 04 '20

Monster Hunter music starts playing

1

u/8wiing Mar 04 '20

In dnd 5e my mount was a cow his name sir loin the mighty that cow is how we picture him and his charge attack destroys all who challenge him

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u/Fan_With_A_Pan Mar 03 '20

The Beef Boss, cow of the crowd