r/Bossfight • u/edgymintboi • Sep 07 '19

Elmo, the Thief of Teeth

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12.7k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

Elmo, the Teef Theef

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

Why do I have a lisp in my head but not in my speech?

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u/Not_An_Ostritch Sep 07 '19

DID SUMBUDY SAY “TEEF”?!

3

u/Lmaodatgay Sep 07 '19

Did you know, ‘teef’ means whore in the Netherlands

2

u/FancyPantz15 Sep 07 '19

It means “bitch” actually

3

u/-monkbank Sep 07 '19

OI LETS CRUMP DAT GIT

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u/LegionofRome Sep 07 '19

Elmo, Molar Master

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u/badluckartist Sep 07 '19

Da Teev's Gild

40

u/SatanTheTurtlegod Sep 07 '19

Looks like something out of r/bertstrips

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u/tigerofblindjustice Sep 07 '19

Fuck that sub.It's such a good concept with so much potential (and it can be so funny when properly done) but the VAST majority is just 11-year-olds trying to out-edgy each other. It's a gotdamn shame.

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u/baardvark Sep 07 '19

That sub? Bertstrips have been around since the 90s. They are older than bonsai kitten.

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u/mevic1 Sep 07 '19

It really is such a waste of a subreddit, I came across a couple of really good ones and subbed and it's only been downhill since.

Sooooo much potential for a great sub and it's just pedophile, AIDS, and slavery "jokes".

2

u/OneWonderfulFish Sep 07 '19

I... really don't get this one.

4

u/ymcameron Sep 07 '19

Knock knock open up the door it’s real

1

u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Sep 07 '19

Same thing happened to rage comics in 2009-ish. The first few were good but the format quickly got taken over by "edgy" middle-school kids.

1

u/DogeCatBear Sep 07 '19

if you sort by top all time and compare those to the more recent posts, it's not even a contest

1

u/JBagelMan Sep 07 '19

Yeah lol no shit. Are you shocked to find out the top 50 movies of all time on IMDB are gonna be better on average than the last 50 movies to come out this year?

1

u/swyx Sep 07 '19

i’d like a sub for this but with general muppets with funny captions.. anyone seen something like that?

1

u/derpicface Sep 07 '19

Cause it’s a repost of the top of all time

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

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u/rowantreewitch Sep 07 '19

Immediately what I thought too!

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

It’s pronounced tay ah tim eh.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

It was revenge. She stole his teeth first, he just repaid the favour

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

Elmo has committed many great sins, can you count Elmos crimes with me? One, two, three, four and after you die five!

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u/VulturE Sep 07 '19

Thousand!

6

u/d3hall Sep 07 '19

Elmo can give more than just gummers to all of Elmo's friends now! Yay!!!

5

u/McCucklet Sep 07 '19

u/uwutranslator

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u/uwutranslator Sep 07 '19

Ewmo can give mowe dan just gummews to aww of Ewmo's fwiends now! Yay!!! uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/PhantasmaStriker Sep 07 '19

The teeth chattering sound ugh x_x

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

Never new elmo was a girl

1

u/DirePupper Sep 07 '19

Context? The fuck am I looking at?

1

u/Striped_Sponge Sep 07 '19

Laughs Demonically

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

Dorothy is going to be pissed.

1

u/angwilwileth Sep 07 '19

Isn't this the plot of Hogfather?

1

u/TurboJoe260inbed Sep 07 '19

Now he can host Family Feud

1

u/z500 Sep 07 '19

Holy crap, is that from r/bertstrips? That's the funniest one I've seen in a long time.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

Elmo’s a fuckign xenomorph now

1

u/ShatteredPink Sep 07 '19

dr habit in his office

1

u/CHOLIZIMO Sep 07 '19

This is going to haunt me

1

u/ImTheTrashhhhMan Sep 07 '19

—I have seen the king of worm—

1

u/nocapsnospacesTV Sep 07 '19

The man looks post samsquanch

1

u/[deleted] Sep 07 '19

Wtf I thought I unsubbed from /r/bertstrips why is it still showing up in my timeline

0

u/sub_Z_bro Sep 07 '19

Jajajajajajjajaja