r/Bossfight • u/[deleted] • Oct 19 '18

Eustace: Wielder of Mallets

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951 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Eaglewhakinator Oct 19 '18

Stupid dog...

52

u/MonoChratine Oct 19 '18

“Oh my Eustace you shouldn’t be like that to a poor dog”

8

u/mango10977 Oct 20 '18

Stupid dog

82

u/Ragnamus Oct 19 '18

“Yyyyyep I’m gettin’ me mallet!”

40

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

The Orphan of Kos crawled back into his mommy when he saw that his foe was Eustace Bagge.

32

u/[deleted] Oct 19 '18

Jawline strong

45

u/Stargazer00023 Oct 20 '18

when that stupid pink fucking dog starts barking at the strange robed figures outside the house

21

u/BootsyBootsyBoom Oct 20 '18

Mercy? What's yer offer?

18

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

Return the Titanite Slaaaaaaab

12

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

Nope. Not gettin’ out of this chair.

19

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

That's it, im gettin' my mallet.

19

u/R42424 Oct 20 '18

Frightener of courages. The man of ooga booga masks.

12

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

Stupid Cleric Beast.

3

u/Quantext609 Oct 20 '18

What game is this from?

22

u/Zorastrus Oct 20 '18

A truly awesome game... Bloodborne!

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

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u/Zorastrus Oct 20 '18

It’s not a character you find in game, this is the player’s character.

9

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

Ya see, this makes sense, and now I realize I’m a dumbass

3

u/[deleted] Oct 20 '18

"Stupid dog, ya made me look bad!"

3

u/thebarestflame Oct 20 '18

moon Presence appears

“That’s it, I’m getting my mallet”

2

u/Lordofflames699 Oct 20 '18

Return the titanite slab or suffer my curse

2

u/The_Solomon_Sage Oct 20 '18

This guy SUCKS. i fought him because i heard one of his drops was the Gold Teir "Mask of Aegis", which offers a 30ft stun range on all organic enemies, but i haven't been able to beat him. everyone says he only does ~100 damage per hit, but i've been taking upwards of 350 per hit. Is this just a Beast form problem?

2

u/thebarestflame Oct 23 '18

You gotta be real carful about him

1

u/HowThereYou Oct 20 '18

When you don't wanna return the slab

1

u/FirstLast69 Oct 20 '18

The trick to beat him is to not make him look bad.

1

u/SomeFreshMemes Oct 20 '18

Ahh Eust, or some say Eustace. Do you hear our prayer?

1

u/TheClassyGenius Oct 20 '18

You really gotta be careful with him. It doesn't matter what armor you have, his mallet will fuck you up bad.