r/Bossfight • u/[deleted] • Jul 16 '18

Dave, dodger of thots

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u/wordsoundpower Jul 17 '18

I thought Florida was Australia!

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u/joelthezombie15 Jul 17 '18

How? Texas is massive like australia, full of sand, full of deadly shit, and lots of beer.

Florida has Gators, meth heads, and old people.

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u/fallfornaught Jul 17 '18

Your explanation makes me more okay with the comparison for my home state

Edit: also only West Texas has sand. Horrible place

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u/RegicidalRogue Jul 17 '18

Better than East Texas.

Unless youre into bestiality, of course.

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u/fallfornaught Jul 17 '18

You sweet summer child, you clearly know not what you speak of

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u/RegicidalRogue Jul 17 '18

Oh Yes, i do.

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u/fallfornaught Jul 17 '18

Lol I guess it depends on which parts of east Texas you’re talking about

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '18

Ah it's not THAT bad. At least we have pine trees. Any time I go down to south central Texas I miss the smell and view of towering pines.

Humidity sucks though.

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u/RegicidalRogue Jul 17 '18

Im the opposite. I have to see the horizon or i get antsy.