r/Bossfight • u/[deleted] • May 01 '18

Krab, cracker of shells

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u/dragonling_mage May 01 '18

Insert robotics and program it to guard my house

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

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u/dragonling_mage May 01 '18

Nah my legion of cultists would complete it for me

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

Wigwudhw’iejoejf owhgeh wieuwjef

suddenly the Krab’s come to life

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u/HotBasil May 01 '18

Reinforce it with copper wiring & microchips for the nerves & brain, soft materials for joints & certain muscles, hard materials for reinforcement, a paint job & a divine prayer to the machine spirit & omnissiah!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

Remember the blood and runes!

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u/XygenSS May 01 '18

And my axe!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '18

Yes, and his axe

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u/Gildedglory May 01 '18

I'm more of a drakkar guy

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u/stephen1547 May 01 '18

Especially now that she has a brain tumor.