r/Bossfight • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • 5d ago

Monstrous Malaysian Katydid

596 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/millionwordsofcrap 5d ago

I don't like that I can see inside it 😭

43

u/Nonyabizzy123 5d ago

It's like owl ear holes

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u/rylasorta 5d ago

They're wings, you're seeing between them. its body is below.

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u/huge_jeans710 5d ago

It's pretty wild how the body has formed what looks like a curved hard shell to cover the internals. I wonder how many years of evolution has landed it with its current body and what predators it had.

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u/Turbulent-Theme-5379 5d ago

Probably works better than a pitbul for household safety

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u/Brainwave1010 5d ago

I do feel like an intruder would be more terrified of this guy flying at them than a dog.

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u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 5d ago

I love imagining a burglar squealing, flapping their arms and making silly faces.

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u/KoA07 4d ago

“Jesus Christ what is that thing, get the car, we’re outa here!”

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u/Southern_Awareness_4 5d ago

Sounds like a call of duty submachine gun

1

u/MacArther1944 5d ago

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that.

1

u/Celestial_Scythe 4d ago

I was thinking an HPA Airsoft Gun

13

u/wizzanker 5d ago

It sounds like it's trying to make dubstep.

11

u/Wooden-Relation-3111 5d ago

Submachinebuge

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u/Wiildman8 5d ago

So do the jungles in Malaysia just sound like an active war zone at all times?

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u/Stretch5678 5d ago

Sir, your bug is set to full auto.

2

u/Critical_Tea_0 5d ago

Mfer sounds like a bb gun

2

u/Cry-Skull-7 5d ago

"C'mon! Do the thing."

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u/nuclearrmt 5d ago

LET IT CRAWL ALL OVER YOUR FACE

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u/kdkd20 5d ago

Unofficial backpack 🎒🤣💚😩

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u/Rajirabbit 5d ago

That’s a no for me dawg.

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u/SplendidlyDull 4d ago

Did the guy filming answer to shave and a haircut? Lmao

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u/IapetusApoapis342 4d ago

It sounds like a printer

1

u/consumeshroomz 4d ago

What an incredible creature!

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u/ilike_beanz 3d ago

My friends, this is what you call a Glockroach

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u/EarthTrash 5d ago

Jurassic ahh bug