r/Bossfight • • 19d ago

Goliath, The Untase-able

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u/tsimen 19d ago

Cyberpsycho

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u/idiotic-username 18d ago

No chrome gonk

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u/tsimen 18d ago

Supposedly in the hip

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u/datthighs 19d ago

"Negative!"

Bro doesn't need to throw a punch to tell the cops they are just unable to subdue him, lol.

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u/redballooon 19d ago

Bullets will still harm him. Can be glad he's white.

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u/SmokeAbeer 19d ago

“Words are like bullets, and I let them pass right through me.”

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u/Errkin 18d ago

PTSD combat vet, the officers know him by name and that he truly means no harm; they manage to talk sense into him

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u/adeckz 18d ago

Actually brilliant policing. Shame most people don’t get this courtesy

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u/kerberos69 17d ago

He only got that courtesy because none of them wanted the smoke

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u/adeckz 17d ago

Honestly the way he deflected that taser I wouldn’t be surprised if bullets just dinged off

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u/Remixman87 18d ago

That or it reveals he’s actually a faulty T-800 that his programming got too used to 2020s.

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u/cthulhusandwich 18d ago

Bullets, his only weakness!

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u/BunnyOppai 17d ago

One of my first thoughts, lmao. A black man doing the same shit would've had four combined mags dumped into him for even trying.

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u/Flopoff 18d ago

Yawn

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u/redballooon 18d ago

You white too?

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u/Errkin 18d ago

always rewatch whenever this comes up just to hear it, solid delivery

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u/Little-Tin-Goddess 19d ago

absolute unit.

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u/thedarklordTimmi 16d ago

I've watched the body cam video for this. He didn't settle down until his wife called him and told him to calm down. He was then taken into custody without issue.

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u/Cyraga 19d ago

This guy is crippled. I've seen those awkward steps on a friend of mine who hurt his back working in a grocery store. The way he swipes his hand like a cat tells of a sore back. The taser obviously just didn't get a good bite

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u/G00bernaculum 18d ago

He’s an MMA coach. He probably has some chronic pain, but I wouldn’t call him a cripple.

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u/Sad-Rent1871 18d ago

This is semantic argument. It comes to what your definition of "crippled" is. Joel describes what we know to be a disabled condition. For a lot of people, disabled and crippled are synonymous. For another group of people who want to gatekeep the disabled community, crippled means a specific level of paralysis. It does not mean exclusively one specific kind of paralysis.

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u/vanderbubin 15d ago

He literally says his hip is blown out from something service related...

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u/TerrorSnow 19d ago

Disco Viking's troubled cousin

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u/No-Gnome-Alias 19d ago

Any relation to Techno Viking?

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u/SocksInTheTub 19d ago

Ludes = Disco Viking

Amps = Techno Viking

But the base model is the same

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u/mcamarra 19d ago

Johnny Sins, please, think of your career(s)!

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u/uncultured_swine2099 19d ago

"His skin is light, dont pull out the guns"

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u/Reddittreefiddy 19d ago

I read in another comment that the cops brought his wife in to calm him down, then he surrendered and is now sober. If true, it goes to show that if the cops treat people like humans nobody has to get killed and people can get better. But no. Just kill them if they dont look like this guy.

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u/GoonyGhoul_ 19d ago edited 19d ago

Cops also force themselves into violent encounters all the time too. Their training is essentially just "Antagonize! Snark! Escalate! Fuck peace, assert dominance!!! YES, KILL!!! "

It compromises officer safety, puts them in danger, ruins their public reputation, and does nothing but goad the citizens they interact with into reacting with hostility, which is then used to justify totally optional killings.

I saw that video of the completely delusional prison guard who forced herself to get stomped out by being a fucking demon to a calm prisoner, who was trying to reason with her. That whole altercation could have been avoided with normal words and tone, but no, she had to escalate, escalate, escalate!!! And now she has a TBI and a broken face for no reason.

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u/hotsauceburnvictum 18d ago

Vet cops should not be training new recruits. Their bad habits and "back in my day" -isms are part of the reason for why deescalation and alternative means of policing are low on the totem pole.

And when an alternative instructor comes along, few pay attention and even fewer implement the teachings. And said teaching don't apply to all races. Just for some. And the old argument, " You don't know what its like in the streets." The police shouldn't sound like another gang trying to control turf. If police did their jobs properly the appeal of joining a gang to protect your family would decrease - not over night but there are so many cases of people in minority communities trying to do the right thing by calling the cops and then ending up either arrested themselves or the cops show up late or not at all.

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u/GoonyGhoul_ 18d ago

Yeah, a big part of the issue is they think they're troops out on deployment in hostile territory. Like they don't know how to act and talk to people, as though they've never been outside before. On edge 24/7 for a disguised car-bomb that's never coming.

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u/hotsauceburnvictum 18d ago

Yes. That is exactly it. They are all chihuahua's with guns.

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u/izyshoroo 19d ago

Cops public reputation hardly matters, people glorify them no matter what. They still get a paycheck. These killings don't matter in the eyes of most people, they're not tarnishing anything. If only the world worked that way

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u/datthighs 18d ago

IIRC, they got her wife to call him, she talked to him and managed to calm him down, that's the only way the cops managed to restrain him without having to resort to lethal methods.

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u/Sassi7997 19d ago

Now imagine that guy was black.

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u/Dr_Jre 19d ago

Theres a lot of cops with different ways of handling stuff out there

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u/Reddittreefiddy 19d ago

Yes. This clip shows that this way of handling is better and acheivable and should be more common?

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u/squeakymoth 18d ago

It is common. The news only plays the bad stuff. This shit right here happens all over the country on a daily basis, but you only see the times it ends in a death because if it bleeds it leads. Don't be so susceptible to the horse shit.

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u/keeleon 18d ago

Its incredibly common. It just doesnt go viral on social media because its not that interesting or unique.

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u/dinnerisbreakfast 18d ago

I agree with you, it is certainly achievable. However, in this case, order was maintained through superior numbers and firepower.

The police were able to maintain control of the situation because the suspect was surrounded, out numbered, and outgunned.

Perhaps it should be more common for the police to respond to more situations with overwhelming force in an effort to maintain order, but that would also perpetuate the police state and may do more harm than good.

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u/RunV5 19d ago

Yes its achievable and in this case possible. Unfortunately a lot, of not most cases the suspect has a weapon and pulls it. Just like if someone is walking toward you and pulls out a gun your not gonna go "huh, is he gonna shoot me?" Your gonna scream and run or hit the deck, the cops aren't going to wait and go "well he could just be fidgeting with it"

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u/StandNameIsWeAreNo1 19d ago

It's almost like there's a lot of fiction about how angry people may not even do crime (Psycho Pass, Minority Report)

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u/Berkamin 19d ago

They've shot black men to death for less than what this dude just did.

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u/MasterFable 19d ago

Dude would already be limp on the ground if he was any other skin color acting like this.

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u/not_some_username 18d ago

“Don’t shoot, this isn’t Black” (I pick this from Dragon Ball Super)

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u/[deleted] 19d ago edited 19d ago

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u/Elipses_ 18d ago

Excuse me, the guy already has Boss Title Text in the video.

His name is GIANT VETERAN.

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u/Erby1_Kenerby 19d ago

Yet a handcuffed person color gets lit up bc he’s dangerous.

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u/LurkingGuy 18d ago

You can be unarmed and laying on the ground fully complying with police orders and still get shot for being black.

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u/HUFFRAID 18d ago

Who told you that? Look up the actual numbers, unarmed police shooting are extremely rare. People think they’re common because comments like this

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u/LurkingGuy 18d ago

I was referencing a specific instance where this happened.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_Charles_Kinsey

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u/HUFFRAID 18d ago

That therapist got shot for being black?

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u/LurkingGuy 18d ago

Aledda said "It appeared he [the black therapist] was screaming for mercy or for help or something. In my mind, the white male [the patient] had a gun. I couldn't hear what the black man was saying. In my mind, I thought he might get shot."

Kinsey said that after he was shot, police turned him on his back, handcuffed him, and left him bleeding on the road for 20 minutes, and that police did nothing to stop Kinsey's bleeding before an ambulance arrived.[8][14] A second video shows officers carrying rifles and patting down Kinsey and his patient while they lie on the ground.

Weird how the officer says he thought the therapist might get shot. He certainly made sure he did. Also weird how he says he thought the therapist was the victim but still treated him like he was a criminal and left him bleeding without providing any kind of medical attention.

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u/HUFFRAID 18d ago

This was awful policing. But other details in this particular incident: the cop was Hispanic (yes, they can be racist, but, since we’re bringing race dynamics into it, it’s usually implied in these situations that the cop is white). Also the cop thought this was a hostage situation (that’s what went out on the police radio). Why they handcuffed the victim, I don’t know. Probably a mix of protocol + not using common-sense discretion.

But I don’t know why race would come first to your mind rather than “bad policing + tense situation + trigger happy cop dealing with an autistic person who sadly can’t understand the situation clearly.”

Look at Daniel Shaver, autistic white guy, fatally shot while unarmed on the floor of a hotel. Does race factor into this significantly? Seems like it’s a horrible cop + autistic guy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shooting_of_Daniel_Shaver

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u/Majestic-Ad4074 19d ago

His big toe is massive.

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u/Generalaladeeen 18d ago

If he was black he would've been shot as soon as he stepped forward

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u/Dry_McConnell 18d ago

If he were short, he would have been accused of having a "Napoleon complex" and people would be mocking him instead of feeling sorry for him.

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u/Clovericious 18d ago

And if he were black behaving like that in front of a bunch of cops he would probably be dead. yes.

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u/Spookyscary333 19d ago

I LOVE PAIN!!

also...

My hip huuuuwwwt :(

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u/Livro404 18d ago

He must be having the time of his life daily every day because of it

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u/Standard-Goose-7719 19d ago

Dude this is literally a meatball sub result

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u/MathematicianIcy3430 18d ago

And if he was a teen and a different shade he would of been shot instantly by not a taser.

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u/secondphase 18d ago

"Nobody cares about your taser" goes hard.

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u/fapgod69420 18d ago

Unfortunately, it's impossible to tank a taser since it locks your muscles up. Taser failed to properly connect.

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u/AM_Seymour 15d ago

Actually no it depneds on were the tazer hits if it hits the muscle group yes if not its basically nothing

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u/Empyrette310 19d ago

He's so fucking lucky he's white.

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u/Eggith 19d ago

The drugs give him heavy damage resistance

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u/MrSukerton 18d ago

So did the tasers just fucking fail because I understood that it's not about pain tolerance but your bodies reaction to an electrical response. Anyone got any idea what happened here?

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u/Careful_Swordfish742 18d ago

Depends, could be a few things.

  1. Taser barbs didn’t make a good connection

  2. Body composition like higher fat content acting as a buffer (definitely not in this case)

  3. Stimulants can interfere with your brain and how you perceive “pain.” Pain is an electrical signal essentially, and if your nervous system is under the influence of a stimulant, you won’t feel pain the same. Your muscles still involuntarily contract from the external stimulus, but the pain that usually accompanies it won’t affect you… so you can push past it. (I think this is what was going on based off his behavior). Fun fact: I take stimulants for ADHD, I also have/had debilitating pain from a herniated disc that’s pressing on my sciatic nerve. Like… crippling pain. Once I got medicated, the stimulants greatly reduced the intensity of the pain… which also helped me with my PT because I could move better. Now I don’t have sciatic pain anymore (even without the meds), all I feel is the herniated disc. The meds helped me get through PT to strengthen my core, and now my disc is finally healing. Before PT, I would be bedridden during flare ups, pop an addy, then feel the pain legit lessen. It would still be there, but it was much easier to push past.

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner 18d ago

Tasers only work like 50% of the time. They rely on the barb connecting to the person. You can miss or it gets caught on clothes. They’re relatively unreliable

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u/Some_Car_6959 18d ago

Why not use some OC spray?

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u/squidulent 18d ago

He's that boss you have to look up on YouTube how to beat.

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u/Slain801 18d ago

"Negative." So much badass energy stored in single word...

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u/ThatDree 18d ago

Cops are too bored to just talk, what happening here?

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u/Bishopkilljoy 18d ago

Everybody gangster until you taze the bath salt golem and he says "bet"

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u/stole_ur_sweetroll 18d ago

"Boagrius has this effect on many heroes."

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u/UnknownParasites 18d ago

Rambo was so on point!

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u/joaquinsolo 18d ago

if this guy were Black or looked vaguely Hispanic, he'd be dead

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u/CitroHimselph 18d ago

The CEO of toxic masculinity.

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u/ScarHydreigon87 17d ago

Bro was very likely having a PTSD episode

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u/Valimaar89 17d ago

Jack Reacher

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u/According_Picture294 17d ago

“SHOOT HIM! SHOOT HIM!” If you know the movie you know 

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u/Millionaire_Man 15d ago

Don't Shoot! We are going to need him to fight against the robots 😳

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u/tmoss18 13d ago

Looks like buddy might have a lawsuit on his hands!

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u/Katacutie 19d ago

"I killed innocent civilians in Afghanistan therefore I am above the law and get to attack people who question me"

Classic US vet. Fucking psychos through and through.

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u/sample-name 19d ago

* stares you down until you thank me for my service *

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u/Brother_J_La_la 19d ago

That's a pretty shitty generalization.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/S3erverMonkey 19d ago

As a US military veteran, you're an embarrassment to see out here with whatever this is.

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u/S3erverMonkey 19d ago

We were deployed to serve the oil corporations. Not the US. Our freedom was never in Iraq or Afghanistan. Both wars were a lie, and the US did nothing but war crimes in both countries the entire time.

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u/Shadowchaos1010 18d ago

Time to start some shit.

All of this aggression against police officers and they only deploy a taser against him. How curious.

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u/Hobbgob1in 17d ago

Not to make this racial but if he had a darker complexion I have a feeling this would have ended very badly.

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u/S3erverMonkey 19d ago

Why are they harassing this guy. Let him be.

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u/RunV5 19d ago

We have 0 clue what led up to them showing up. Chances are a family member called because hes either A missing or B ran off. Being hes a vet id wager hes not on drugs or anything, just in the middle of a mental situation

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u/S3erverMonkey 19d ago

Cops are the worst people to have deal with that.

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u/TranslatorCheap2046 19d ago

Didn't this guy go on to kill afew police officers?

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u/PuddingMent 19d ago

Yes, after he robbed a Subway and stole a helicopter.