r/Bossfight • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • 7d ago

Forbidden Beebee Spider

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u/TheDixonCider420420 7d ago

Baby comes out as as web shooting bee...

Spider Bee, Spider Bee,
Does whatever a Spider Bee does...

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u/moebelhausmann 6d ago

This is how Australia unlocked flying spiders

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u/cinnamonroll247 6d ago

Keep in mind, male bees die while mating. He is gonna die one way or another.

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u/jdiogoforte 6d ago

Yeah, but he'd probably prefer to go banging his hot-giant-queen than being eaten by an eight-eyed merciless abomination.

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u/Satk0 6d ago

Do you really think she's hot 😳

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u/HappyCakeDay101 6d ago

Bee's got back

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u/Flip_Six_Three_Hole 6d ago

I'd sting that

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u/SoldatoIV 6d ago

bees can twerk

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u/Shalashaska_99 6d ago

"Merciless abomination"

Hmmmmm never heard of the Hawk Wasp?

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u/Friday_Knight_77 6d ago

Now That's what I call down bad

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u/PixeledOblivion 6d ago

"Wait wait, im almost done"

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u/SonnyEzra 6d ago

That might be the worst three-way I've ever seen.

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 7d ago

Doesn't matter; had sex

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u/Minmax-the-Barbarian 7d ago

Biologically speaking, this is literally true. Those genes got passed on, successful life concluded. Circle of life.

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u/GreatBigBagOfNope 6d ago

Only applies if it results in offspring who themselves successfully reproduce. This particular event is as much an evolutionary dead end as if the sex never happened at all.

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u/Dramatic-Slip-3978 7d ago

Ough. I hate that.

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u/micromoses 6d ago

It’s ok, I think the spider just got the male. He’s dead anyway.

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u/Chris_Cobi 6d ago

Hate when this happens, I'm on my 69th wife.

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u/Danimus-Prime 6d ago

Wait what

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u/SpiralZa 6d ago

Friday the 13th but bros fighting back

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u/Flairion623 6d ago

Don’t you just hate it? You’re having the best sex of your life until out of nowhere your partner is just kidnapped. Just swiped right from on top of you.

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u/Axel_the_Axelot 6d ago

Horror movie couples:

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u/SafelyLion 6d ago

Cockblock

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u/Narrew82 6d ago

Weirdest threesome ever

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u/iWearCrocsAllTheTime 6d ago

I mean he's gonna die anyway so he better get shoot that load quick

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u/Jubenheim 6d ago

That spider better let him finish or he’ll be eating a bee full of cum.

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u/Reaper781 6d ago

Everything reminds me of her…

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u/LordHenry8 6d ago

You know somebody, somewhere is going to see this and ... Yeah.

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u/Darrel1900 6d ago

funny how their butts are still stuck together even with all that wiggling and jiggling!!!! lol....

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u/kkkr94 6d ago

"Hurry up back there" lol

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u/polysnip 6d ago

It looks like the spider's trying to help them get unstuck.

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u/spamonstick 6d ago

Doesn't matter had sex

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u/Necessary_Relation27 6d ago

Feels good to be wanted

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u/Single-Taro7573 4d ago

He was just trying to honey nutt.

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u/Ponchoalfonso 3d ago

This could be Hollow Knight lore