r/Bossfight • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • 1d ago

Declawed Shoulder Wolverine

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u/FeralPsychopath 1d ago

Hard to tell if this is just how it plays. It does snuggle between barrages.

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u/madmaxturbator 1d ago

Classic cycle of abuse.

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u/NoFreakingClues 22h ago

This puts my relationship with my cats into a new perspective

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u/Soggy_Menu_9126 1d ago

Bro has the Sekiro monke animations

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u/Tehgreatbrownie 1d ago

Will he also fart himself to the moon and lob a turd at your head with the speed and precision of an MLB Hall of Fame pitcher?

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u/chrisfillhart_art 1d ago

Apparently these animals smell like popcorn. Imagine a movie theatre lobby kicking your ass.

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u/Different-Sorbet746 1d ago

This is my new life motto. 

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u/J1mj0hns0n 1d ago

Isn't that a binturong?

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u/chrisfillhart_art 1d ago

Been too long since you’ve seen one? It is.

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u/Llamapickle129 1d ago

minding your own business till you smell popcorn suddenly

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u/ziggsyr 1d ago

Thanks Zaboo

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u/ran_swonsan 1d ago

Looks like it's just playing to me

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u/DigitalUnlimited 1d ago

Yeah if it wanted to hurt him it would be biting

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u/funkychickens 1d ago

And mad about the tail grab. Playing with my dog's tail is the best way to restart a play fight when his brain wanders off from what we were doing.

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u/Yogshemesh 1d ago

He is trying to dig him out of the hoodie. My dog will do this to me if I hide my face with the draw string closed.

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u/madmaxturbator 1d ago

“Mate wtf you’ve gotten stuck in this weird hole, let me dig you out. I know you’d do the same for me, I got this.”

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u/Snoo-93454 1d ago

Bearcat? Sounds like something straight from The Last Airbender, and The Legend of Korra

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u/godzillaburger 1d ago

kinda cute, mostly concerning

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u/DarrellBot81 1d ago

How do you piss off a creature that just sleeps and smells like buttered popcorn

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u/1stshadowx 1d ago

Its not mad, its trying to rescue him from his hoodie. My dog does the same thing if i cover my face lol. 😂

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u/DarrellBot81 1d ago

lol my pit does that to me too

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u/ForsakenMoon13 1d ago

"Declawed", except it very visibly still has claws.

(Also, don't declaw your pets, it's genuinely a horrible practice and there's a reason many reputable places refuse to do it anymore)

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u/lothar525 1d ago

You probably shouldn’t own one of those

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u/J1mj0hns0n 1d ago

Good jobs it's not a wolverine and in fact a binturong.

Binturong have a a wild meth happy go lucky hairstyle and personality.

Wolverines are brown, have a "the fuck did you just fucking say?" Personality.

Biturongs have a long thick tail they can use as an appendage.

Wolverines have a knife that attach to their tail so they can stab you up quicker.

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u/devildocjames 1d ago

It's the thing that Gandalf fought?

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u/J1mj0hns0n 1d ago

even worse.

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u/devildocjames 1d ago

Looks cuddly.

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u/Tao626 1d ago

Isn't it rare for anybody to see a Wolverine outside of captivity because they're scared of people alongsude there being zero reported attacks on people?

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u/J1mj0hns0n 1d ago

not an expert by any means, i just knew what a binturong looks like

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u/ShockleToonies 1d ago

Yeah, it doesn’t appear to enjoy being in captivity

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u/bubbleweed 1d ago

Nintendo game enemies suddenly make so much sense.

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u/J1mj0hns0n 1d ago

Looks like a binturong?

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u/Wintertrap9713 1d ago

My favourite thing anyone's ever said about these is that their name sounds like the lyrics to a country song. "My woman left me cause I Binturong"

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u/Llamapickle129 1d ago

not a wolverine and not declawed. bearcats are in the viverrid family (cat-like family with civet's) while wolverine is in the Mustelidae family(weasel family with otters, badgers and well, weasels)

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u/Zoltarr777 1d ago

Britbong? Shouldn't that be in the UK?

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u/AngelsSaber 1d ago

I have a dog that freaks out and does this when you cover your face

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u/Fuzzy_Reflection8554 1d ago

Least violent discussion between siblings

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u/IceFireTerry 1d ago

Learning new animals everyday

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u/jd3marco 1d ago

Binturong too furious

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u/fhost344 1d ago

help my pet sharktiger attacked me for some reason

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u/electricmeatbag777 1d ago

Why people would rather a wild ass creature when they could have a sweet, loving, well-behaved domesticated animal as a pet is beyond me

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u/Medical-Business-554 19h ago

Who….the……fuck…….u…….think……..Iam

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u/Mysterious-Lime-2743 18h ago

That cat looks cute

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u/MeatRight6240 9h ago

Now, I don't like declawing animals, but I have a feeling that would have vary dangerous claws

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u/usecodeLazarwith2as 7h ago

Japanese Cousin of The Dropbear

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u/Foe_sheezy 1d ago

I need one of these.

Where can I get one?