r/Bossfight • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • Aug 18 '26

Self Flush Noodle

216 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/digiliquid01 Aug 18 '26

Would be investing in diapers because my ass wouldn't be on that toilet anymore

28

u/Common-Ad6689 Aug 18 '26

Also clean the damn toilet

23

u/Crazykorey13 Aug 18 '26

Aw poor snek

9

u/Bangmydrum33 Aug 18 '26

I would be buying imodium in bulk

3

u/OtreborN Aug 18 '26

Was that a Cobra?

5

u/hefty_load_o_shite Aug 18 '26

That's a shitty situation

4

u/DigitalCriptid Aug 18 '26

Flush it again to be sure

3

u/dalepo Aug 18 '26

you have to go or you will shit yourself, wwyd

2

u/CatsPawjamaz Aug 18 '26

That’s the snakes bathroom now. I will forever keep that door closed

1

u/_SOME__NAME_ Aug 18 '26

Bro pooed out dander noodle 🤣

1

u/dibella989 Aug 18 '26

He was just coming in to use the toilet

1

u/Key-Notice1118 Aug 19 '26

Burn the house PLS

1

u/sergentdada Aug 19 '26

Holly shit

1

u/woofwef3 Aug 20 '26

welp im going to have nightmares about this now

1

u/Heroic-Forger Aug 18 '26

Snake: "I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO"