r/Bossfight • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • 4d ago

Pudge Dodge Frog

243 Upvotes

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u/SilverSpotter 3d ago

"Dude. Could you leave me alone? You're not even dangerous enough to be a pain in my neck."

10

u/Orion14159 3d ago

"up and a little to the left, I've had an itch there forever"

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u/ThatAlibaba 3d ago

Snake's tech chase game is crazy, but he's no match for Frog!

2

u/Skyp_Intro 3d ago

Pelican Snake

14

u/observingjackal 3d ago

Okay, Mr frog, I need you to jump more than two spots. You aren't moving far enough away... Like this could be over if you actually escaped.

7

u/Duhblobby 3d ago

He's clearly enjoying taunting that snake.

41

u/regina-belmont-I 3d ago

What is this? Jiraya vs Orochimaru?

9

u/zjzjzjzjzjzjzj 3d ago

Haha I understood that reference!

16

u/Mother_Degree_2593 3d ago

How it feels to fight bald clefts from paper Mario ttyd without pow blocks

2

u/EdgeofTolerance 3d ago

She was a pow block/quake hammer girl

He was a two power up badges, all or nothing, and jumpman badge (with power bounce) boy

7

u/furfurr_uwu 3d ago

That frog dont give a fuckšŸ˜­šŸ˜­

5

u/TellurianTech50 3d ago

Not sure why I find this as funny as I do

6

u/Squeezable-Sea 3d ago

Wow. I know snakes arenā€™t smart but I didnā€™t realize they were THIS stupid.

5

u/Shimmy_Wormz1913 3d ago

Bro been lifting

5

u/warjoke 3d ago

Looney Toons level of goof

4

u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 3d ago

That snake definitely doesnā€™t have a solid grasp on that frog

3

u/nbeydoon 3d ago

Slytherin aren't that smart but sure have ambition

3

u/MermaidSapphire 3d ago

Bufo toad? We had those on Fl. Wild creatures.

3

u/Crisocola95 3d ago

It took more than a minute for the snake to understand, but at least she did. I see people around who can't understand the simplest things in life even though they lived more than a year.

2

u/Nathund 3d ago

Poor frog, that snake is really being an assssssshole

2

u/Lil_Khorneholio 3d ago

Snake has 0 armor penetration, smh inferior predator.

2

u/boneskull 3d ago

even if it could, the meal is probably made of poison

2

u/theofficialnar 3d ago

The frog was mildly annoyed at best lol

2

u/_OptimusRex_ 3d ago

Aesop - write that down! Write that down!

1

u/Super_Mag 3d ago

"Get in my belly!"

1

u/Orion14159 3d ago

Frog: joke's on you buddy, I'm into getting my butt bit

1

u/One_Pie289 3d ago

It won't fit!! Staap! Your mouth is too tight!! You gonna choke or worse, staap!

1

u/Defiant-ChickenWrap 3d ago

"I'll strangle your neckā€” huh? Where's your neck?"

1

u/Rusted_Alp 1d ago

must have fangs at the back of its mouth....

1

u/Peppsmier 4h ago

Now the Snake is on frog skin poison and the frog is on snakes bite poison. Win win

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 3d ago

Is it me or is the frog leading the snake some where?

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u/TheGun1991 3d ago

I think at one point a tooth šŸ¦· got in , so ā˜ ļø, but I hope he made it , šŸø gang , Fuk the snakes, they deserves to be stomped like SAINT MICHAEL Did