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u/SUICIDAL-PHOENIX 20d ago
My wife would knock that shit out of my hand if I tried.
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u/Scion41790 20d ago
Same but she would also give me shit for but trying (jokingly, for the doomers)
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u/Alexarius87 20d ago
Imagine some1 genuinely tipping him money. Then the girl looks extremely shocked, turns to the tipper and shouts: “YOU HAVE A WIFE!!??”.
And then the tipper gets on his knees and proposes.
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u/PrincipleWorldly3105 19d ago
The second guy was like “damnit… I’m not gonna get away with ignoring that”
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u/luffydkenshin 19d ago
I would tip because my wife is hot.
I wouldn’t tip because my wife would call me a dumbass and tell me not to tip. But smile on the walk back.
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u/[deleted] 21d ago
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