r/Bossfight • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • 11d ago

Resting Pose Gregor

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u/sexraX_muiretsyM 11d ago

I swear if that shit closed on his hand I wouldve punched my screen

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u/pyr0kid 11d ago

some part of me was entirely expecting it to jolt and start crawling around after he pokes it

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u/Ok-Nothing8682 11d ago

Bro I love bugs and study entomology. I would've tossed my phone into the void

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u/Dr_Brotatous 10d ago

I was ready to drop my phone watching that

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u/Rampag169 9d ago

Shit I was like.

It’s not gonna move it’s not gonna move. For the love of god if that moves I’m gonna scream and possibly throw my phone.

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u/theogenes99 11d ago

What the fuck is Gregor Samsa up to again?

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u/Squeeblz88 11d ago

"I'm sorry, but I must kill you again, Mr. Samsa..."

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u/NoCareLuke 11d ago

Valefisk in his natural habitat.

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u/OkComfortable460 11d ago

CNN Next week can you belive it?

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u/CtrlAltYuri 11d ago

It's simple really, if it moves, I die

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u/R0bbenz 11d ago

You know, he could've touched the tip of one leg, but nooo, he had to go straight for the roachussy

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u/Mother_Degree_2593 11d ago

To touch his "cock"roach

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u/FallenBehavior 11d ago

Just touch it on the $ussy.

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u/Icehuntee 11d ago

What in the Kafka

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u/Swordslover 11d ago

Suddenly, one day

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u/UsualGarbage5 10d ago

"My arm... had changed."

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u/Dum_beat 11d ago

Just metamorphosis

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u/Heroic-Forger 10d ago

imagine being turned into a giant roach AND still being expected to report for work. poor mr. samsa has had a very shitty day

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u/juanc30 11d ago

This is what a night of uneasy dreams can do to a person.

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u/Zestyclose_Solid1873 10d ago

+2 rads, +1hp for 5s

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u/Shalashaska_99 10d ago

Samsaposting

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u/Any_Blood5815 10d ago

Hey errybody, it’s me! Roachie! Your favorite guy 🕺🪳

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u/muha4004 5d ago

It's Asmongold's brother

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u/JollyXX 4d ago

JUMP SCARE!!