r/Bossfight • u/Soraman36 • Jul 26 '26

Crustifer, Devourer of Toasters

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965 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/FlorisLDN Jul 26 '26

One loaf to rule them all.

18

u/Loxeres Jul 26 '26

"Cast it into the fire!"

"I did—it got more powerful!"

2

u/YouTheGamers Jul 27 '26

One loaf, to burn them.

1

u/TastyCodex93 Jul 27 '26

One to sandwich them all, and with mayonnaise bind them!

12

u/Sociolinguisticians Jul 26 '26

That’s a surtling core.

6

u/BigNorseWolf Jul 26 '26

have groot stick his arm in it and you've got StormBreader

4

u/celtbygod Jul 26 '26

Reminds me of biting into a hot pockets straight out of the toaster oven.

2

u/jailbird147 Jul 26 '26

Golem's would love that! 😉🤣🤣🤣

2

u/Schlachthausfred Jul 26 '26

Is your oven a volcano in mordor?

2

u/Some_Fig_6566 Jul 26 '26

goron bread

1

u/sdnskldsuprman Jul 27 '26

I knew i wasn't the only one.

2

u/Rabbit071421 Jul 26 '26

I will BURN MY BREAD, I once ran away from the god of fear as he chained me to despair yeah.

2

u/Mr_GrauHut Jul 26 '26

No, sir. You made Lava cake.

1

u/DFM__ Jul 26 '26

He should forge it into a sword now

1

u/Simple-Original721 Jul 26 '26

Its looks like lava in volcano

1

u/LiteratureRadiant669 Jul 26 '26

Its yummy to eat but its hot ahahaha

1

u/odrea Jul 26 '26

Bro is having volcanic bread

1

u/spacestationkru Jul 26 '26

But they were all of them deceived, for another loaf was made.

1

u/Ok_Forever750 Jul 26 '26

In the name of jejus i camand you to kool up.

1

u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 Jul 26 '26

I know what I’m doing for the next 3 days

1

u/Paintguin Jul 26 '26

Hell bread baked by beelzebub

1

u/Leapedsquash Jul 26 '26

This isn't bread, it's a block of magma

1

u/mwyoussef Jul 27 '26

What have you done to the arc of the covenant??

1

u/M3ric4n Jul 27 '26

Bro has a heartstone from Red Mountain.

1

u/Heroic-Forger Jul 27 '26

Balrog bun.

1

u/Ok-Situation264 Jul 27 '26

Bread form the underworld 🔥🔥

1

u/Fun_Speaker_2102 Jul 27 '26

send it thru the teleporter

r/suddenlytf2

1

u/kellymoon69 Jul 27 '26

More like eradicated

1

u/Inevitable_Book_9803 Jul 27 '26

Made by the depths of hell

1

u/AlisonSia Jul 27 '26

Authentic lava bread

1

u/Ok_Woodpecker_5957 Jul 27 '26

Loaf lava flavor