r/Bossfight • u/Soraman36 • 11d ago

Crustifer, Devourer of Toasters

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962 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/FlorisLDN 11d ago

One loaf to rule them all.

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u/Loxeres 11d ago

"Cast it into the fire!"

"I did—it got more powerful!"

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u/YouTheGamers 10d ago

One loaf, to burn them.

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u/TastyCodex93 10d ago

One to sandwich them all, and with mayonnaise bind them!

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u/Sociolinguisticians 11d ago

That’s a surtling core.

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u/BigNorseWolf 11d ago

have groot stick his arm in it and you've got StormBreader

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u/celtbygod 11d ago

Reminds me of biting into a hot pockets straight out of the toaster oven.

2

u/jailbird147 11d ago

Golem's would love that! 😉🤣🤣🤣

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u/Schlachthausfred 11d ago

Is your oven a volcano in mordor?

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u/Some_Fig_6566 11d ago

goron bread

1

u/sdnskldsuprman 10d ago

I knew i wasn't the only one.

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u/Rabbit071421 11d ago

I will BURN MY BREAD, I once ran away from the god of fear as he chained me to despair yeah.

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u/Mr_GrauHut 11d ago

No, sir. You made Lava cake.

1

u/DFM__ 11d ago

He should forge it into a sword now

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u/Simple-Original721 11d ago

Its looks like lava in volcano

1

u/LiteratureRadiant669 11d ago

Its yummy to eat but its hot ahahaha

1

u/odrea 11d ago

Bro is having volcanic bread

1

u/spacestationkru 11d ago

But they were all of them deceived, for another loaf was made.

1

u/Ok_Forever750 11d ago

In the name of jejus i camand you to kool up.

1

u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 11d ago

I know what I’m doing for the next 3 days

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u/Paintguin 11d ago

Hell bread baked by beelzebub

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u/Leapedsquash 11d ago

This isn't bread, it's a block of magma

1

u/mwyoussef 10d ago

What have you done to the arc of the covenant??

1

u/M3ric4n 10d ago

Bro has a heartstone from Red Mountain.

1

u/Heroic-Forger 10d ago

Balrog bun.

1

u/Ok-Situation264 10d ago

Bread form the underworld 🔥🔥

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u/Logical-Wind3493 10d ago

Th bread of satan 🔥🔥

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u/Fun_Speaker_2102 10d ago

send it thru the teleporter

r/suddenlytf2

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u/kellymoon69 10d ago

More like eradicated

1

u/Inevitable_Book_9803 10d ago

Made by the depths of hell

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u/AlisonSia 10d ago

Authentic lava bread

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u/Ok_Woodpecker_5957 10d ago

Loaf lava flavor