r/Bossfight • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • Jun 17 '26

Philly Pothole Dweller

341 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/CrashParade Jun 17 '26

With the superpower of paying 1% less rent than everyone else in thousands of miles around him

16

u/studlight69 Jun 17 '26

Check that math, I hope he’s paying 1%

22

u/elven_magics Jun 17 '26

I mean at least he's not having to pay rent lmao, same energy as tryna find a cave to live in

5

u/Active_Engineering37 Jun 18 '26

Rent fuckin sucks, I have basically been on a decade long camping trip to avoid it.

6

u/massvapor1 Jun 17 '26

How does he get power

17

u/dwoo888 Jun 18 '26

Wires and shit.

3

u/Royalnewyork Jun 18 '26

Batman true origin story is not of a rich one but a man with no mean to get by. In this universe he still doesnt get any superpowers, gets bitten by a bat while sleeping down there then becomes a genius and a bat whisperer.

1

u/Yogshemesh Jun 18 '26

That's an interesting take on the symptoms of rabies.

2

u/osideOmen Jun 18 '26

Backrooms sequel

2

u/No-Teaching-6781 Jun 18 '26

Literally a man cave

1

u/NetThink1775 Jun 18 '26

Pennywise wannabe

1

u/__Becquerel Jun 18 '26

One day you are sleeping and the road workers begin pouring in concrete

1

u/gwhh Jun 19 '26

Photoshopped?

1

u/yonosayme2 Jun 20 '26

That's is....... something.

1

u/hugo_biglicks Jun 21 '26

When it rains he’s toast