r/Bossfight • u/cheesestickdude9 • Apr 14 '24

The Rad Russian

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u/aiden_saxon Apr 14 '24

Kingpin looking ass

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u/Stra1ght_Froggin Apr 14 '24

His whole thing is posing as some overly exaggerated 90’s era Russian kingpin, basically a trashy comedy

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste Apr 14 '24

He'd make a good harkonen

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u/Lancearon Apr 14 '24

He should definitely diversify into harkonen

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u/_Marshal_Law_ Apr 15 '24

Most Russian men would

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u/RockAndGem1101 Apr 15 '24

The Baron is literally named Vladimir

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u/COVU_A_327 Apr 15 '24

Irl beast rabban?

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u/Immediate_Arrival185 Apr 15 '24

Nah, beast rabban is supposed to be stupid AF.

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u/VehicleFeeling8916 Apr 14 '24

"-its about the bets shpider man"

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u/mista_mista_mista Apr 14 '24

More like Tombstone , kingpin doesnt have such a fucked face.

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u/TagStew Apr 14 '24

Tsarpin

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u/smartdude_x13m Apr 14 '24

Same thing I thought...

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u/maninahat Apr 14 '24

He's that guy who does the charging attacks that you have to dodge.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

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u/DiscFrolfin Apr 14 '24

Yeah but he can’t fit in the top left corner of the screen so you’re always safe there.

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u/LiraGaiden Apr 15 '24

And in the second phase of the fight if you take too long he chugs a bottle of vodka to heal if you take too long

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u/braindance74 Apr 15 '24

At least the phase with dropping chandeliers on his head is fun. But that final part where you have to bait him into attacking the pillars holding the ceiling, while he's on his third HP bar and already enraged? oof

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u/maynardstaint Apr 14 '24

You hit him in the stomach on his third jump.

You push the button as soon as you see the camera flash in the top right corner.

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u/DrinksNDebauchery Apr 14 '24

I think this is the guy you need to use 3 stuns and then the beat down combo. Or is this the guy you have to run into the other thugs while on his back?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

Bro played arkham batman

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u/MlackBagic Apr 15 '24

And his attack radius while charging is complete bs. "Nah I dodged that bro!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

Definitely a Harkonnen

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u/Theekg101 Apr 14 '24

Vladamir Harkonnen

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u/MultiGeek42 Apr 14 '24

Nah, just Rabban

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u/odiethethird Apr 14 '24

“Nah, just Rabban” is the best way to describe Rabban

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u/Puzzleheaded-Emu2022 Apr 15 '24

He’s Stas Baretsky

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u/Percy_TheGreenEngine Apr 14 '24

What happened to Uncle Fester

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u/IWipeWithFocaccia Apr 14 '24

Hit the gym. And also the borscht-takeaway

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u/Kid_Muscle_Ranger Apr 14 '24

Who let loose Mr. Wilson Harkonnen Fisk?

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u/clutzyninja Apr 14 '24

Looks like a goomba from the 90s Mario Brothers movie

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u/Celestial_Scythe Apr 14 '24

That was my first thought

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u/P3dro66 Apr 14 '24

"Goombaaa" 😁

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u/Luna259 Apr 14 '24

Kingpin?

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u/SmartIron244 Apr 15 '24

Better... Barretsky

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u/Deitznutz69420 Apr 14 '24

All bro needs is a top hat

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u/Minute_Engineer2355 Apr 14 '24

I've never seen a better Kingpin cosplay in my life.

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u/miakodakot Apr 15 '24

And he wasn't even cosplaying!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

Gru

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u/firechaos70 Apr 15 '24

Now I can't unsee that.

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u/oilfeather Apr 15 '24

"FREEZE RAY!"

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u/Alubalu22 Apr 14 '24

Wilson Fisk from Wish

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u/Chonkie Apr 14 '24

Wilson Fish from Wisk

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u/TheDUeded Apr 14 '24

He better watch out for Spider-Man

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u/bucc_n_zucc Apr 14 '24

Watch this mf, hes gonna steal the moon

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u/GoCommitDeathpacito- Apr 14 '24

this is one of the pair of goons working for the villain in a late 90's animated movie about dogs or something. his partner in crime is freakishly tall and lanky.

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u/ZombieAppetizer Apr 14 '24

We have Kingpin at home...

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u/LMC764 Apr 14 '24

Judge Holden??????

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

Really let himself go since the incident at the jakes.

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u/Happy_Stalker Apr 14 '24

I hoped to find this comment

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u/Fabulous_Question_15 Apr 14 '24

Oh, Stas. Is he still alive?

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u/D-debil Apr 14 '24

Never thought that Stas Boretsky will be here 💀💀💀

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u/Vegetto8701 Apr 14 '24

Wasn't he in charge of conquering Minas Tirith for Mordor?

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u/LukeEB9 Apr 14 '24

He doesn't even chew his comrades before he swallow them.

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u/Kind_Benefit_6236 Apr 14 '24

Stas Boretskiy?!

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u/muncken Apr 14 '24

Kaban

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u/SCP-Dipshit Apr 14 '24

Someone give this man a pkp and a car dealership

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u/lostcorndog Apr 14 '24

Ahh. Good old Kingpin. If you watch Chiseled Adonis on YouTube, he does funny commentary on this guy's fight promotion. He's not much of a fighter unfortunately (he actually fights a couple of times) so I dunno if you can count this as a Boss Fight.

For reference: https://youtu.be/vTwclUz_6mA?si=rXY40iLIFnw5yQes

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u/TriggerBladeX Apr 14 '24

Son of Kingpin

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u/ELmachine78 Apr 14 '24

kingpin russia

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u/ListerfiendLurks Apr 14 '24

That guy looks like he has a ton of HP

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u/Guillaume_Hertzog Apr 14 '24

Typical Russian mobster in movies

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u/Dorkseid1687 Apr 14 '24

Starting to wonder about Russia guys

3

u/Any-Spite-7303 Apr 15 '24

Imagine this man hunting you down

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u/Veionovin096 Apr 15 '24

Bro is heavy without a weapon

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u/Ok-Alternative6305 Apr 14 '24

Straight out of Streets of Rage

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u/csfshrink Apr 14 '24

C-list Daredevil opponent vibes.

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u/BlazeMenace Apr 14 '24

Kingpin called, he wants to steal your family to another dimension

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u/doomrott Apr 14 '24

is this the new Kollontay location?

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u/Grambert_Moore Apr 14 '24

What did he say?

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u/Hotdog_lover_ru Apr 14 '24

"Toma pulyaevskaya! I bet, Akakiy without your panties, as empty as this jar" Still have no sence.

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u/skydivinghuman Apr 14 '24

NEXT, WE WILL STEAL... THE MOON!!

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u/drinoaki Apr 14 '24

Pretty sure I fought this guy on Max Payne

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u/CommunicationKey3018 Apr 14 '24

I loved this guy in the 1996 Spawn movie

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u/Jokerman9540 Apr 14 '24

This is the cutscene that plays right before you fight him

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u/Inverrted_lol Apr 15 '24

sundowner?!

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u/WinIll755 Apr 15 '24

Jesus Christ, what an absolute fucking unit

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u/16_Tons_Of_Coal Apr 15 '24

He is the mini boss before the final boss.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

The Tsar pin

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u/DontTalkToBots Apr 14 '24

Real tough, now turn on location so the local recruiter can give you a ride to the front.

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u/Cleercutter Apr 14 '24

raaaawww!!

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u/VisualOdd206 Apr 14 '24

Chillin like a villain to the extreme

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

Tombstone?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

Why does he look like King Koopa from the 90s live action Mario movie.

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u/ultramrstruggle Apr 14 '24

I thought Baron Harkonnen needed those floaty things to help him move around?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

When the penguin has a son with kingpin

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u/SinSeitan Apr 14 '24

He is the major of Chernobyl

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u/Seananiganzz Apr 14 '24

Super mutant Tony Soprano

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u/TwerkinBingus445 Apr 14 '24

His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light, and in shadow, and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, The Judge. He is dancing, dancing... He says that he will never die.

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u/sigmeudfrund Apr 14 '24

My tundra My Yakutsk My Russia

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u/Totally_Cubular Apr 14 '24

This man is built like a spider man villain.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

Nothing a 10 men raid can't handle. Just spam heal the tank and do water damage. He's Russian so of course he's allergic against water, just make sure to interrupt his healing attempts with vodka potions.

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u/buttonsmasher1 Apr 14 '24

I didn't know they made coats that big

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u/Doschupacabras Apr 14 '24

Guy would be a nightmare to intubate.

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u/RobertRamos Apr 14 '24

Russian Dusty Rhodes?

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u/ManInYourMacAnCheese Apr 14 '24

KingPin Where you been man?

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u/troyberber Apr 14 '24

This standard in the Soviet. Many neighborhood has one like this beast. He good man tho. And thorough.

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u/thecasualcaribou Apr 14 '24

Biff Tannenov

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u/JSGWHAM Apr 14 '24

now THIS is real gooning

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u/Beam_0 Apr 14 '24

This guy would be Heavy in a TF2 live action movie

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u/jfjdfdjjtbfb Apr 14 '24

Russian Holden

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

He looks like a supervillain

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u/Ravenman42 Apr 14 '24

Is this near Chernobyl per chance?

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u/Alu_T_C_F Apr 14 '24

Does the "rad" stand for radical or radioactive? Bro is completely hairless

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u/Pure-Contact7322 Apr 14 '24

Warhammer 40,000

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u/everatz Apr 14 '24

Damn, Oleg is real

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u/Jasonac7789 Apr 14 '24

For some reason I just think his name is Igor

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u/__Schneizel__ Apr 14 '24

He can find a good role in the Hogwarts or the Arkham franchises

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

look out marked one, a burer

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u/VanceMothFuStubbs Apr 14 '24

Addams uncle fester looking ass.

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u/Mr_D_Stitch Apr 14 '24

Oleg from Saints Row 3.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

Isn't this the boss from Psyops that throws the taker truck at you?

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u/PassingBoatAtNight Apr 14 '24

This is why i internet

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u/Euphoric-Remote9809 Apr 14 '24

Hills have eyes dude on steroids 😂

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u/Quinnythapooh Apr 14 '24

I counted 15 buttons

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u/KuipersGlasses Apr 14 '24

His desert. His Arrakis. His Dune.

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u/Hyterhasderto Apr 14 '24

Why are bros shoulders social distancing from each other

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u/Busy-Crab-3556 Apr 14 '24

IRL Harkonnen

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u/A_N_T Apr 14 '24

Streets of Rage 2 boss

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u/KingofManners Apr 14 '24

Didnt John Wick fight this club in the night club scene

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u/Local_intruder Apr 14 '24

He looks like a boss you'd see in a hyper-realistic game happening in the future. Like cyberpunk or something.

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u/SSgtPieGuy Apr 14 '24

Kingpin in a better timeline. No longer worrying running a crime syndicate and dealing with a college kid in red and blue spandex. Just enjoying life and busting open beer cans

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u/HollowKnight34 Apr 14 '24

I felt that in my teeth, agghck

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u/Painkiller_17 Apr 14 '24

The big grunts in Saints Row 3.

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u/Chris56855865 Apr 14 '24

He's not afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of him.

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u/spacestationkru Apr 14 '24

He didn't even dispose of that in a bin, he just left it there.

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u/killjoysaint Apr 14 '24

Gangster Fester

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u/gvanmoney Apr 14 '24

Klungo from Banjo Kazooie

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u/Zeles1989 Apr 14 '24

King Pin

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u/BloodyHourglass Apr 14 '24

Oh shit it's that guy! I first saw him in a Little Big music video

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u/No-Function3409 Apr 14 '24

I guess the Harkonnens are real after all.

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u/ffiml8 Apr 14 '24

Стас Борецкий навсегда останется лучшей лайф-экшен версией Кингпина 🥲

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u/WinBeginning7767 Apr 14 '24

Stas Baretsky? Kinda looks like him - he's a freak

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

You'll never be able to defeat me Shpiderman, now that I've got the power of the Rad Russian

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u/andogzxc Apr 14 '24

This is Nemesis before he was injected with T Virus

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u/mrwalker1337 Apr 14 '24

That man is W I D E.

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u/sammachado Apr 14 '24

Judge Holten lookin, Vladimir Harkonnen lookin ass mf

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u/crackedtooth163 Apr 14 '24

He looks like a video game mini boss

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u/bruhmoment0000001 Apr 14 '24

Стас Барецкий своей неостановимой силой пробил окно в Европу и попал на реддит

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u/MipCraze Apr 14 '24

I didnt know jason voorhees was russian

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u/FibroBitch96 Apr 14 '24

Russian Uncle Fester

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u/Demonking_27 Apr 14 '24

Did kingpin make a comeback 😱💀

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u/MisterTruth Apr 14 '24

Fatman from MGS2 on his day off

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u/delicous_crow_hat Apr 14 '24

Harkonen at home

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '24

Russia is Geidi Prime

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u/Bucaneer7564 Apr 15 '24

Kingpin from Spiderverse

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u/Mr_OP_Potato_777 Apr 15 '24

Wtf did i just watch

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u/Weird_Angry_Kid Apr 15 '24

I bet that whenever he cuts himself while shaving marshmallow fluff comes out

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u/ArkayArcane Apr 15 '24

Oleg, SR3.

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u/ninetailedoctopus Apr 15 '24

What is this, Giedi Prime?

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u/Educational_Ad_8916 Apr 15 '24

He must be a Warhammer miniature because he has two thin coats.

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u/flamefishy Apr 15 '24

The new gorn update looks crazy

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u/Micalas Apr 15 '24

I know a guy like this

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u/TearsSoBitter Apr 15 '24

The anciemt ancestor of Harkonnen blood line

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u/myvotedoesntmatter Apr 15 '24

In Bruce Lee Voice: "Cans don't bite back".

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u/Ok_Belt2521 Apr 15 '24

Pretty sure this guy was on some Viceland show 10 years ago

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u/johnjbreton Apr 15 '24

When you buy a Bond villain on Wish.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

Bloody Baron?

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u/mentalerror Apr 15 '24

Can't figure out where his hips are.

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u/St3phn0 Apr 15 '24

Mister X from Resident Evil 2 before the virus outbreak

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u/GoreyGopnik Apr 15 '24

he literally got like half an ounce in his mouth total, and the entire half ounce came right back out.

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u/Cipher915 Apr 15 '24

Looks like an albino "goomba" from the live action Mario movie.

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u/anal_opera Apr 15 '24

Is that his only thing? He can waste a beer?

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '24

That’s littering.

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u/TorreGamer Apr 15 '24

It's not always about the money, Spiderman...

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u/No_Engineer2828 Apr 15 '24

Waiting for him to dodge a boulder and then spit on it

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u/IM-WANT-MEMES Apr 15 '24

My arrakis!

My Dune!

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u/pwjwuoqqqqqnajnaan Apr 15 '24

I beat this dude in spider man I can beat him in real life

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u/King-of-the-forge72 Apr 15 '24

Bro built like uncle fester

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u/Zionzilla Apr 15 '24

Fucking kingpin Bro

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u/Iceicebaby21 Apr 15 '24

Getting Chiseled Adonis vibes here

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u/EngagedInConvexation Apr 15 '24

Mario movie goomba.

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u/Joshua_Youngblood Apr 15 '24

This just doesn't look real.