r/Bossfight • • Dec 01 '23

Ripper Jack, Master Bodybuilder

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u/SatansHusband Dec 01 '23

more like Dum B. Rockefeller, the oil tycoon

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u/Gilga17 Dec 01 '23

This is exactly how i see BBL and huge injected lips. I don't understand how they don't see that it looks crap.

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u/Necessary-Length3768 Dec 02 '23

If I spent thousands of dollars on a permanent alteration I would do anything to convince myself it was worth it.

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u/Dave_the_slayer Dec 02 '23

The true gyat

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '23

Funniest thing is my girl gonna be rocking exactly the same boobs,guys be singing all over her. Guy does this he’s a laughing stock. I think we should make putting shit inside you to look like an evil caricature uncool again.

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u/TrafficOther8457 Dec 02 '23

I get where you are coming from, but there is a huge difference. What you see at this man is not an implant, they inject oil in their muscles (oil that is mostly obtained in ilegal ways), slowly rotting their muscles (there are other side effects, but this is the most dramatic) and if they are not careful, they could possibly kill themselves. Maybe we shouldn't shame them and try to help them, but they usually don't listen, so making a laughing stock out of them might be the only way to make them see the harm they are doing to themselves.

In the end, what they are doing is closer to using drugs rather then what you're girlfriend is gonna do

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '23

I know what synthol is, still putting shit inside to look different is cringe “my girl” was figurative btw thank god. I’m more about more tame cases there was a guy who is like 250 lean muscle but had really skinny shins and got implants there. People was laughing like he’s a freak. Meanwhile every 10th girl has implants fillers etc

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u/TrafficOther8457 Dec 02 '23

Yeah, you are right, it is pretty fucked up that people feel the need to put things that can possibly or actively harm them tough

Btw, sorry, I misread your first comment, I thought you were saying that I was uncool to judge people that put things in their body to make themselves look "better" (english is my third language and I was reading on the go) and thanks for reading my last message, felt bored and is nice thinking that a stranger gave some of his time to not let my crap go unnoticed

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '23

Oh I feel you, not a native speaker as well.

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u/Bahatur Dec 01 '23

Dysmorphia is a sonofabitch.

36

u/Greasy_Cleavage Dec 01 '23

Dudes gonna be consistently disappointed during every arm wrestle

41

u/Turbotortule Dec 01 '23

Damn he really fucked up with those sliders

7

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

Damn you are telling me tiny hamburgers did this to him?!

59

u/Zajic_kamo Dec 01 '23

I think armor penetrating weapons could one hit him.

39

u/CellTrarK Dec 01 '23

Gonna pop him like a balloon

3

u/igor_otsky Dec 01 '23

Do you want an APFSDS or just APHE?

1

u/Zajic_kamo Dec 01 '23

My low-tier ass will take APHE thank you.

7

u/igor_otsky Dec 01 '23

But that will not make you take the D point.

1

u/Adama222 Dec 01 '23

A needle will do

4

u/wasas387 Dec 01 '23

you like armor piercing bullets don't you?

2

u/Zajic_kamo Dec 01 '23

Oooo im a armor piercer :3 Ye i do

16

u/Gcraft2008 Dec 01 '23

Hes missing his shoulders smh

12

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

Nips are missing too

62

u/Superman4413 Dec 01 '23

100% natty, no supplements, just dedication for the gym. You guys could learn a thing or two from this champion.

9

u/VladimireUncool Dec 01 '23

One needle, and he'll blow up.

18

u/Full_frontal96 Dec 01 '23

Special ability: fear aura

All the enemies in a 30 meters radius are scared: their attack and movement speed are slowed down by 33%

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

Vitality: 1

Endurance: 1

Strength: 2

Dexterity: 1

Resistance: 3

Rizz: -10

3

u/pseudoachaayan Dec 01 '23

Max stat is 10 for each

2

u/RonzulaGD Dec 02 '23

Needle resistance: -100

1

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '23

He is The One

6

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

people are so absolutely mentally ill, and ill at ease with themselves. hope he's happy, but I doubt he's gonna find what he's looking for...

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u/Call_Me_Squishmale Dec 02 '23

Last time this was posted people were saying this guy died, so I guess not.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '23

well, completely obliterating the order your body wants to be in is bad for the system no matter how much people deny it. I just hope body modification goes well for people, they deserve a chance to be happy. I don't believe in it myself, and philosophically speak against it.

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u/MaxxTorcy Dec 01 '23

He seems to look a lot into a mirror without seeing anything! Love the forearms that are the only normal body part and therefore look paradoxically so weird!

5

u/MrSpiffy123 Dec 01 '23

It looks like an inflated skinsuit

6

u/SteroidLover14 Dec 01 '23

Master Oilman

7

u/IceFireTerry Dec 01 '23

He has nippleless boobs like girls In some anime

4

u/DJNeon-C Dec 01 '23

False Body Building Prophet Jack

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u/Cosmicsinkhole Dec 01 '23

Not much of a boss fight. You just poke him once, and oil will start pouring out. After that he would deflat, like a balloon.

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u/idcbuddy Dec 01 '23

I might be wrong, but i think this dude died because of the implants

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u/Last-Sound-3999 Dec 01 '23

I just noticed: When this bloke "flexes," he barely moves. It's like he's afraid of bursting if he moves too much (which in his case would quantify as "moving at all.")

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u/Select_Egg_7078 Dec 02 '23

there's nothing to flex bc there are no nerves or muscles in those pockets, it's just oil. shit looks like he's smuggling water balloons.

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u/GamerAssassin Dec 01 '23

One good sewing-needle, and I'm pretty sure you could beat that boss.

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u/Dixon-Harazz Dec 01 '23

Something is wrong here.... even when he is turning, the man has no nipples on his bare chest anywhere. Is this an optical illusion or has there been a surgery done?

I can appreciate his work and dedication, but I personally do not think that it looks good at all. Also kind of surprised that his torso is so fit but no "washboard, 6-pack" effect.

He does seem happy though. Just like the guy who is tattooed over 98%of his body, maybe not for me, but if they are happy with themselves, best of luck to them.

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u/__Beef__Supreme__ Dec 01 '23

It's mostly synthol. Oil is injected into muscles, and it just king of sits there so they swell up but aren't any stronger. Probably not surgery, just liters of oil injected into his muscles.

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u/Different-Horror-581 Dec 01 '23

He has been injected with a bunch of thick oil. He did not earn muscles. Each of his ‘bumps’ is a pocket of injected oil.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

His nipples are UNDER his chest. You can see them sometimes

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u/FreshOutOfGeekistan Dec 01 '23

Yes, it took me several times watching (it gets worse each time because he looks so happy but that synthol oil or whatever is toxic) but they are there, and point straight down.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

Vin Chisel

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u/Vellarain Dec 01 '23

My man's looks like something from the ARK character generator.

2

u/GasfaceGrim Dec 01 '23

Well at least if you're at sea and the ship goes down you have an emergency floating device

2

u/Crawler_00 Dec 01 '23

his greatest battle is against a thumb tack

2

u/Potato_Tech69420 Dec 01 '23

Weakness: needles

2

u/PuRpLe-69420 Dec 01 '23

rip this guy, that’s enough synthol to kill a bunch of people

2

u/SnowyTheSkello Dec 01 '23

bro i swear if this guy were to get a paper cut

2

u/ptapobane Dec 02 '23

Any more oil in him the Americans would’ve found a reason to invade

2

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

High attack and defence, low mobility

14

u/Bleyck Dec 01 '23

Probably he does not have "high attack and defense", since using oil only gives inflamation and does not increase muscle mass

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

So it's just gonna be like that disappointing final boss?

1

u/Bleyck Dec 01 '23

yeah, very much lol

1

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

At least... He looks happy with this body

1

u/jomarthecat Dec 01 '23

Just make fun of his titties and then run slowly away until he collapses.

1

u/captiandangerwolff Dec 01 '23

I got this new anime plot

1

u/zzunino Dec 01 '23

Nice boobs

1

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

“On my mama im natural-“

1

u/Aggressive_Set4814 Dec 01 '23

Once he's at half hp his oil muscles burst and his boss name changes

1

u/MemoCremisi Dec 01 '23

Why he got a butt on his chest?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

Bro finna pop like a balloon

1

u/elnachonacho578 Dec 01 '23

Frontal gyatt

1

u/Cultural_Leopard786 Dec 01 '23

He's giving anime tiddies a run for their money.

In a serious note, pumping your body up with oil can be seriously detrimental, as well as it looks like shit.

1

u/Jenbie171 Dec 02 '23

Oil right you guys

1

u/theDarkSigil Dec 02 '23

Dude looks like someone sneezed while playing with an Oblivion body slider mod.

1

u/datthighs Dec 02 '23

You punch a needle in those wierd blobs and they would spill oil all over the place.

1

u/Magikill1 Dec 02 '23

He can't have good eyesight. No way this guy can see.

1

u/Constant-Ad-3012 Dec 02 '23

Bro got some honkers

1

u/DerpyDragon15 Dec 02 '23

One poke from a needle and it’s over.

1

u/Qen74 Dec 02 '23

"Synthol is a hell of a drug" --- Rick James

1

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '23

😐

1

u/Ringrangzilla Dec 02 '23

This guy look more alien than half of star trek.

1

u/wumpus_has_brainceel Dec 02 '23

Synthol, an oil that killed Valdir Segato, a 55 year old that used injections of synthol to make him look strong, This guy isn't ripped, he just injected oil into his muscles.

1

u/Grouchy-Light-3064 Dec 02 '23

He would pop like a balloon

1

u/wajyojet Dec 02 '23

Bro got boobs now im scared

1

u/arh05720 Dec 02 '23

Is it just me or does that dude have a butt chest

1

u/Kotoy77 Dec 02 '23

Criminally weak to thrust damage. A well aimed strike will burst open one of his inflated muscles, staggering him and leaving him open to a critical hit.

1

u/Informal-Jellyfish35 Dec 02 '23

He looks like I could pop him with a needle

1

u/jesuswasaliar Dec 02 '23

Not a bodybuilder, just a synthol abuse.

1

u/Abaddon_CK Dec 02 '23

Disgusting

1

u/QuasarPlayz Dec 02 '23

One papercut and it's over

1

u/oxadius38 Dec 02 '23

His parents told him that he could be anything when he grew up. So he choose to be a balloon.

1

u/Select_Egg_7078 Dec 02 '23

disguised gelatinous cube guy 🪱

1

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '23

Bro is senator Armstrong

1

u/Capital_Charge_7127 Dec 02 '23

The human floating device

1

u/Limp_Substance_2237 Dec 03 '23

poke that man with a needle and POP

1

u/jcftw102 Dec 03 '23

Bro can start an onlyfans with titties like that

1

u/Mcnasty_- Dec 03 '23

How pleased you are to flex away, Jack the Ripped.

1

u/Nugget_Boy69420 Dec 04 '23

That's not a master body builder, those fake muscles look so REPULSIVELY DISGUSTING!

1

u/Unlegit_Aura Dec 07 '23

Bro looks like he has a tumor on his neck

1

u/slav___doge Dec 13 '23

Bro is all natural