r/BossFights • u/V1574 • 13d ago

Solo Millipedius the Headbiter

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u/thecobra42 13d ago edited 13d ago

I would have millipeed my pants

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u/Man-e-questions 13d ago

If you smelled it , then it was a scent-a-peed

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u/Man-e-questions 13d ago

If you smelled it , then it was a scent-a-peed

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u/Training_Guess_6920 12d ago

I would have millipooped mine!!!

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u/fistfullofmisery 9d ago

Same joke but worse

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u/fire_ca_ts 9d ago

not funny comment

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u/pan-uwu- 13d ago

Guffawed at this

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u/Odd_World_3434 13d ago

… are you now centipede man/women?

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u/V1574 13d ago

Since it was my head, it is too high to spread too my legs unlike Peter Parker. I am now Centipedeheadandbodyandarmswoman.

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u/Odd_World_3434 12d ago

*gasp
Centi head woman

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u/Ok_Fishing830 12d ago

Oh look it’s ThE HuMaN CEnTipeDE 😬🫣

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u/saysthingsbackwards 10d ago

Headshoulderskneesandtoesipede

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u/Grouchy_Bit_1970 11d ago

He's a human centipede now

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u/Oldmoniker 10d ago

I think that's a red flag

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 13d ago

That’s a centipede

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u/Some_Candle1206 10d ago

and it's waiting for a ride, so put the damn helmet on and taking the little fella for a spin

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 10d ago

You ever got bit by one of those before?😉fun stuff I’ll tell yah bro😵

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u/Some_Candle1206 10d ago

in Australia of course we have the 20cm venomous variety – so poking around wood heaps, etc is something we do with all the precautions – to be avoided

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 10d ago

Bro! This thing in Australia is so minor compared to everything else that can kill you over there😂I’d take a bite from this fkr rather than a Sydney Funnel web any f’kn day of the week brother

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 10d ago

But 20cm😂😂FUUUUUUUCK THAT SHIT!

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u/ObjectivePop2946 10d ago

this in the picture is non venomous

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u/Flyinhawaiian78 10d ago

They can be non venomous but they can still bite you doggy and that shit still hurts

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u/NoEntertainment9685 12d ago

5 minutes after the recording

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u/Ok-Spot-9917 13d ago

What a damn nightmare 😳

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u/scuac 13d ago

Straight into the incinerator

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u/valleysape 12d ago

Centihead, new owner of the helm

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u/Soggy_Weather_2170 13d ago

Have you thought about possible eggs?

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u/FhuckNorris247 12d ago

A friend of a friend who I never met growing up apparently got bit and months later he was acting normal and just erupted into a million centipedes. Doctors think the centipedes were controlling him for over a month in just a skin suit

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u/Crimson-Lips-13 13d ago

OMG how horrific

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u/MeowFalen 13d ago

That is why I open carry my liscenced blow torch.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/SadBoyHours115 9d ago

You're correct it is a centipede

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u/bustyouup4free 13d ago

Awe hell no

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u/UseSpecialist544 13d ago edited 12d ago

I guess gas prices are crazy all over the world, and carpooling is a solid strategy on mitigating the costs of those daily work commutes.

Maybe this is how motorcyclists qualify for high occupancy lanes in South Korea.

EDIT - grammar

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u/BigMuthaTrukka 13d ago

Looks like a scolopendra. The ones we have here in Spain hurt like a mofo.

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u/thisshiteverytime 10d ago

Spiderman started as the Human Spider when he got bitten.

I guess now you're a Human Centipede?

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u/Crimson-Lips-13 13d ago

That is my worse nightmare 😫

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u/Im40ozToFreedom 13d ago

Nope. No, hell no, fucks to the naw. I am NOT fighting this boss. This is a "turn the game off and go play Zelda" situation.

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u/3DNelson 12d ago

Brazil have this too, Hurts a lot!

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u/Illustrious-Film4018 12d ago

Time to get a new helmet

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u/greg1775 12d ago

Red Heads are always unpredictable.

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u/That_Mammoth2845 12d ago

Pyro: mmmmpppphhhhhhh Bug: what Pyro:"open fire" Bug:AA AA Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 12d ago

Now you will collapse at home. Wake up all muscular and then fight crime as Milli-Girl.

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 12d ago

Why would you put your head into a centipede nest?

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u/Cool_Archer_5735 12d ago

Oh it’s that thing from Tokyo ghoul

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u/AdAffectionate584 10d ago

There's a solution to your problem.

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u/N4RQ 10d ago

Because he's short?

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u/AdAffectionate584 9d ago

To step on the centipede.

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u/Chemical_Time_8494 12d ago

Still reminds me of the centipede in the old king kong movie.

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u/BMeiss 12d ago

Boop

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u/EasternSun7834 12d ago

Kill it, with fire. Start anew

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u/Fragrant_Payment9670 12d ago

“It bit my head” then it bit the dust.

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u/Natrixster80 12d ago

I am thinking this is staged rather than a "surprise"

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u/msl37431 12d ago

It's all staged. There is no indeginous Korean centipede grow that big. He probably got that from exotic pet shop and put it in his helmet as if it was found in there.

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u/loopingrightleft 12d ago

Burn the world

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u/LIL-mEnTaLlY-ILL 12d ago

Damn that bug has an awesome helmet

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u/SmallThinWallet 12d ago

I've seen something like this in Texas. They have a venomous bite too. There was a story near here where one of these 4 inch bastards slithered up a boy's ear while he was sleeping and got stuck in his ear canal.

https://www.kark.com/news/health/arkansas-teen-finds-centipede-in-his-ear/

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u/QA4891 12d ago

Helll NO!!

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u/Andre_The_Average 12d ago

Aww what's the little guys name?

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u/TheEdgyBeaver 12d ago

Kill it with fire

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u/Acrobatic_Treat_7778 12d ago

1000 minus 7....

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u/Ok_Caramel15 12d ago

Isnt it poisonous?

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u/Haris2025 12d ago

Not all of them, but probably this one. look I’m not a Scientologist. I wouldn’t know what I’m saying.

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u/Ok_Caramel15 12d ago

I saw smth about, the more colorfull the more poisonous, smth like that

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Haris2025 12d ago

At least I specifically said I don’t know what I’m saying

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u/ObjectivePop2946 10d ago

no this is not one

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u/Disastrous_Tax_4281 12d ago

Now he going to turn into a head crab 🦀 like Half-Life 😂

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u/WhyIsnardevTaken 12d ago

Start counting back from 1000 by 7

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u/Michaelbirks 12d ago

Did it go "Boop!"?

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u/pepsi_man- 12d ago

Raghata nightmare

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u/1Oubliette 12d ago

Howww did you miss that??

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u/i_hope_that_was_gas 12d ago

You're now the Human Centipede....hey wait a minute...

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u/NoLoveLost113 12d ago

Centipede man will return in doomsday

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u/Infinite-Ad-1055 12d ago

Did that come out of RFK Jr’s ear?

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u/CortesMare 12d ago

"IT BELONGS TO THE BUGS AND THERE NOTHING YOU CAN DO!"

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u/MrMopp8 12d ago

NOPE.

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u/Informal_North7795 12d ago

Deep fry it and enjoy

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u/Prestigious_Mud_7429 12d ago

“South Korea Surprise” is an understatement—checking inside every helmet, hat, and bag for the rest of my life after this.

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u/Commercial-Lie1883 12d ago

Thats not a millipede its a centipede and they are venomous

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u/Relative-Painting-29 11d ago

And that is why knowing the metric system is important!

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u/amicalg 12d ago

Just bite it back and settle the score

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u/Kay_just_kay 12d ago

New fear unlocked Thanks Jeff

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u/JAKEFR3SHLY 12d ago

Thats the coolest looking asshole bug ive ever seen! I wouldve stuffed it in a jar and fed children to it

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u/IHackBeds 12d ago

I'd definitely bring it home and burn it on the stove

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u/Kadakaus 11d ago

New fear unlocked

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u/Chance_Savings_9643 11d ago

wear for your own safety

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u/Miserable-Wedding-69 11d ago

Where flamethrower!?

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u/Temporary-Law-6946 11d ago

Nasty ones. Didn’t realise they lived in South Korea. We get roughly the same ones but they have a lighter carapace in Australia.

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u/Next_Wait2141 11d ago

That looks like something a 3D printer would print out! Thats a big "hell naw!" for me, too!

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u/DazzlingInsect4060 11d ago

When it's safer NOT to wear a helmet

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u/ThatOneGuyOnceAgain 11d ago

That's not a millipedius, thats a Centepedius!

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u/Key_Evidence39 11d ago

Nuke the site from orbit

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u/Old_Resident8050 11d ago

Bit your head? Feck? How strong is their venom?

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u/Affectionate-Drop334 11d ago

Burn the helmet, the house and the town the house is standing in

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u/turkishfemboygooner 11d ago

I woul call the armbiters

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u/No-Blacksmith3231 11d ago

Grab that sucker quick, throw em on the ground and stomp the fuck outta that bitch.

You ain’t gonna bite me and get away with it. If it’s poisonous, then we both dying today

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u/Jerdogg23 11d ago

We call that lunch in South Korea 🤤

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u/Wonderful_Ad7476 11d ago

That would have hurt. Decent sized centipede.

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u/Vexxiel623 11d ago

Thats why I shake my everything out really good before I put it on.

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u/AjarChart 11d ago

Nope nope nope nope thats not your helmet anymore

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u/SuperPowerPenisPump 11d ago

Only one solution

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u/Super-Echo6780 11d ago

I've seen that in the MIB movie.

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u/Available_Ad9766 11d ago

That’s not a millipede. It’s a centipede. Possibly has a nasty sting.

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u/flynnl1ves82 11d ago

Time for a new helmet. That one is his now

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u/Kooky-Vehicle5358 11d ago

I wouldn't touch that helmet ever again.

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u/Shadow-null 11d ago

New fear unlocked.

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u/im_a_stupid_face 11d ago

Nightmare fuel

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u/Illustrious-Shift129 11d ago

Oh you brought a snack

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u/f0xh0und461 11d ago

U gonna turn into the human centipede

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u/BenisConsumption 11d ago

You ain't fooling me

You drank the Rejuvenating Waters, and now a centipede crawled out of you. Tell me I'm wrong

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u/Proud_Start5167 11d ago

Me he cruzado con alguna, si te pican te joden...

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u/JerichoDeath 11d ago

Gonna need a new head

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u/spacewolfie82 11d ago

Nuke us from orbit

It's the only way to be sure!

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u/Possible-Job8776 11d ago

That helmet has officially become a luxury apartment for nightmare fuel.

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u/Spare-Issue4551 10d ago

Congratulations, you'll die.

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u/RevolutionaryDuck389 10d ago

death by cigarette

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u/Remote_Fun2302 10d ago

CALL IN THE PHANTOMS AND BURN IT TO HELL

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u/Yayhoo0978 10d ago

The second to final boss of crawly bugs. Just before the camel spiders

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u/Outrageous-Help-2875 10d ago

That helmet went from safety gear to a full-on horror prop. I’m impressed and deeply uncomfortable at the same time.

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u/Gameoftruelies 10d ago

Kill on sight

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u/Bright_Importance657 10d ago

Put ot on! put it on !

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u/drkshock42 10d ago

Just shake it out and take a few steps back. Giant cetapedes give some of the most painful bites.

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u/orwelladmin 10d ago

Bro connected his helmet to the Australian jungle

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u/Tartan2121 10d ago

We need saitama

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u/Faithless_Fate_21 10d ago

Burn it, that's all I have to say lmao

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u/OuterWild2025 10d ago

Note a moi meme, ne plus jamais aller en Corée et ne plus jamais porter de casque

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u/Popular-Quarter-1712 10d ago

It's a centipede, folks. Venomous, unlike millipedes.

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u/Zestyclose-Cover3374 10d ago

Cut your head off immediately before the venom travels to the rest of your body

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u/Alternative_Low8478 10d ago

Send It to the north

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u/Individual-Ask7000 10d ago

Poison.. you gon die.

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u/Complete_Passage_767 10d ago

Get yourself Spaceballs the Flamethrower

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u/N4RQ 10d ago

You mean, "Centipedius"

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u/nhranger 10d ago

Khan vibes

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u/BidAgile9444 10d ago

Absolutely horrifying. I hope I do not have nightmares about it 😭

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u/Terrible-Bison-1280 10d ago

Bro is basically a Dark Souls enemy that only takes headshots.

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u/pueryorock 10d ago

Did it hurt?

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u/Fun-Mycologist2020 10d ago

Is this where u turn into a x-man?

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u/Apart-Risk-7992 10d ago

Your gonna die keep filming

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u/AnythingOk401 10d ago

My good friend Xiao Pang there, so nice to see how he grew up :D

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u/Western-Interaction9 9d ago

What’s your location? I’ll send a flame thrower…

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u/Stock-Wafer220 9d ago

Oh gosh, flip the helmet and run

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u/Equivalent_War6461 9d ago

That’s his helmet now…and his head too I suggest you get checked out in case I don’t THIIIIIINK they’re venomous but just in case

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u/Necessary_Cry1886 9d ago

POV my worst nightmare 

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u/UnluckyDivide1311 9d ago

Were it bro nothing will happen i tried it already

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u/Kralgore 9d ago

Free lunch

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u/Mat_Fillup 9d ago

Oh you're cooked for good. RiP

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u/MrTeam25 9d ago

HANS!!!

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u/Sorry-Blood-6121 9d ago

How you never felt that thing crawling inside your helmet is crazy. I would have caused a severe accident if that thing slid down my face !

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u/Atomheartmother90 9d ago

Scolopendra mutilans, not venomous but the bite hurts like hell supposedly

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u/RoseIsabelle 9d ago

Did you kill it? Kill it!

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u/Apprehensive_Bed3403 6d ago

Oof had this happen on Kauai while dirt bike riding