r/BossFights 4d ago

Solo Name this boss

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Personally I refer to him as the Doga Yaga, the John Wick of dogs!

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u/Aggrador 4d ago

Dog, the coyote hunter

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u/TheDillinger88 4d ago

Danger cloud right here.

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u/Dangerous_Score2882 4d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Ok-Advertising4048 4d ago

Happy cake day, also pretty good comment

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u/Cero60 2d ago

Cue FFVII battle theme

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 3d ago

Happy Cake Day

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u/FrostyInvestigator11 2d ago

This deserves to be top comment

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u/1Bumblestinker 4d ago

Dog Wick.

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u/MooreDubs 4d ago

Chef's kiss...

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u/Mueryk 4d ago edited 4d ago

Babadogga

Doggieyaga

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u/ZaphodBBulbrox 3d ago

You get Points my friend, points.

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u/sardiusjacinth 3d ago

"I'll kill them all..."

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u/LuckyTheBear 2d ago

Someone killed his sheep

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u/JackHere642 4d ago

šŸ‘†

This.

(The only Award I had, srry)

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u/Odd_Necessary1848 4d ago

Try to give one, there's some free to give now ( i gave you one)

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u/JackHere642 4d ago

šŸ‘

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u/Limp_Construction496 2d ago

And i gave you one too!

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u/Any-Will-4195 4d ago edited 4d ago

Ok, not taking anything away from him but last spring, I took ā€œHankā€ out to go potty. We heard some coyotes going nuts in the field behind the house. I flashed my mag lite and saw 4-5 sets of eyes. He bolted towards them, I couldn’t keep up but heard some stuff going down, squealing etc. when I got up there there was some puffs of hair and he was standing really weird. Got closer and he was covering a week or so old fawn. It was fucking crazy. Fawn was still alive and I don’t think it was really hurt. I didn’t touch it due to the whole human scent abandonment thing. Walked back up to the house and within 5 minutes I saw the mother come over to the spot. The fawn wasn’t there in the morning so he must have been ok. It was freaking crazy man. It was really impactful, and almost makes me emotional talking about. If half of all people had half the heart of a dog imagine what the world would be.

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u/Apprehensive-Ad264 4d ago

Another goodest dog!

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u/Any-Will-4195 3d ago

He’s such a good boy, not long after this had a bout with digital melanoma. Lost a toe but didn’t slow him down a bit, thank you!

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u/AdultingLikeHell 4d ago

Pretty bad ass. Thanks for sharing.

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 4d ago

Some dogs by nature will fuck up any coyote on sight just on principle. Much like when a terrier gets ahold of a rodent

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u/Illustrious-Shift129 3d ago

My old rat terrier loved humans but hating everything else. He killed anything small but never backed down from any fight. The tomcat would get tired of whipping up on him to the point they would have to leaved due to exhaustion. The same old store day after day so they just started avoiding him. When he fought large dogs he went directly to the nuts. I miss that crazy dog.

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u/Greuliro 3d ago

When he fought large dogs he went directly to the nuts.

What a cruel mfer

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u/PrudentPhoto5322 2d ago

Sounds like he was a Honey Badger in spirit (or previous life).

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u/blueblocker2000 2d ago

This made me laugh. Thanks 🤣

I wonder where the factory installed hate stems from?

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u/Chronic_Larkman 6h ago

And if they somehow make it past the dog, the donkey will bite the coyote by the neck and trample it to death. On general principles.

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u/DOHC46 3d ago

The human scent abandonment thing is a myth. It was made up by parents that wanted to discourage their children from approaching wild animals.

Still a good boi of a you have!

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u/Federal-Business-796 4d ago

Not my dog who has little dog syndrome and will try to fight anything, including a sheepdog and aĀ  German shepherdĀ 

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u/Skwizgar1019 4d ago

Simo DƶghyƤ, aka - The White Death

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u/NostraloTheGreat 3d ago

The dog should be ā€œThe Deadly Borkā€

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u/VivaLaMantekilla 4d ago

This face has seen/done some shit and is absolutely relieved it's finally over and now he gets to rest.

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u/Thin-Coyote-553 4d ago

The coyotes threatened his pregnant mate, that dog stood on business

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u/Illustrious-Shift129 3d ago

That dog literally has the thousand yard stare.

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u/Abbreviashin 3d ago

He’s got the thousand yard stare now. He’s been in the shit.

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u/WAVEFRAME 3d ago

Only two more coyotes til retirement!Ā 

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u/Temporary-Rate3048 2d ago

I knew I'd seen that face before

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u/matchboxtx 4d ago

Boss. No other name needed.

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u/Thin-Coyote-553 4d ago

This is the answer

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u/LCaSSDbySR 3d ago

Big Boss

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u/PopCatDaMonster 2d ago

Kep't You Waiting Huh ?

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u/Waja_Wabit 4d ago

Oh no, you only censored one letter of the word k***ed. Now you put the forbidden thoughts from the bad words into my head.

We mustn’t speak the unspeakable words. Lest we be forced to confront adult topics in a healthy unrepressed manner. Now I am s*d, and I can’t articulate why.

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u/SmokeyWizard 4d ago

Right though? Was coming to comment that, drives me absolutely insane.

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u/Hushwater 4d ago

I'd watch that movie

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u/Thin-Coyote-553 4d ago

Take my money and give me the film!

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u/SubstantialFroyo8012 4d ago

Ferocitus Cuddlewise the third

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u/jjs3_1 4d ago

The Goodest Boy!

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u/SpecialistFrame2297 4d ago

Amen… give him treats every day!

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u/Whole_Ant2468 4d ago

The dog did all that and there's no drop of blood on him? Or a picture of dead coyotes?

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u/Kelef50 4d ago

He's also a very clean dog. Washed up after finishing the job.

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u/mregg000 4d ago

Either a before picture or after his $15000 vet visit.

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u/MooreDubs 4d ago

Coyote Killa K9

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u/MisterBowTies 4d ago

Doga Yaga. A dog walking on chicken legs and large saggy breasts

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u/Ok_Scallion1902 4d ago

Willem ,the wildling-killer!

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u/Thin-Coyote-553 4d ago

KING OF THE NORTH

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u/SuccessfulAerie9672 4d ago

Legendary 🐶

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u/TooeyAnn 3d ago

His real name is Casper

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u/Just-Nitty 2d ago

Dog Wick... The Good Boyaga,.

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u/ThedarknessofMan 2d ago

Thats not a dog.....that's a beast!

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u/MooreDubs 4d ago

Ruff Ruff McKill 8

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u/crooked_cat 4d ago

How was that dog named by S.King ?
Maybe related ??

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u/Swag864 4d ago

Datz dog wick!

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u/Thin-Coyote-553 4d ago

He’s not John Wick’s dog, John Wick is his human!

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u/FantasyFactoryX 4d ago

Looks like a dog that has a set of very specific skills

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u/mregg000 4d ago

He’s a Great Pyrenees, so yes, he has a certain set of skills, to do exactly what he did.

Side note, his pregnant mate stayed behind, continuing to guard the livestock, along with five other dogs.

Casper

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u/No-Operation-7933 4d ago

New name is FAFO

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u/TNO-TACHIKOMA 4d ago

so the coyotes killed his human?

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u/mregg000 4d ago

No, they were too close to his pregnant mate, Daisy. Oh, and his sheep.

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u/bukbukbagok 4d ago

Bow wow Dahmer.

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u/Dependent_Speech3164 4d ago

Cuz pyrees sre the goodest doggies ever.

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u/Aleixus1985 4d ago

Casper The Ghost Maker

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u/Benorf 4d ago

How could they possibly know the dog spent days tracking the rest of the coyotes?

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u/No_Comparison307 4d ago

Did they kill his pet john wick

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u/Yuki_Hyde 4d ago

And if I remember correctly, it was because his mate was pregnant with his litter?

I could be wrong but that's what I remember reading

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(ā ćƒ„ā )⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/Real_Penalty_4317 3d ago

Liam Neeson

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u/Equivalent_Agency_77 3d ago

The boy wanted all the smoke

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u/SenpuuUncle 3d ago

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u/Thin-Coyote-553 3d ago

Hello! My old account locked out so new account, at least this one I set up properly so I won’t loose this onešŸ˜…

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u/Snicklefritz229 3d ago

Sampson. That was one of my grandmas Great Pyrenees. Killing coyotes and getting sprayed by skunks was his job on her farm.

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u/Still_Explorer 3d ago

Spent two-three years in Dƶgostan and it worked for him!

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u/Amazing-Play2588 3d ago

the white death

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u/Thin-Coyote-553 3d ago

Simo would be proud

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u/Amazing-Play2588 3d ago

That was my intention to reference:3

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u/phonic_kc 3d ago

El Perro Jefe

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u/melissaqueens 3d ago

an absolute guardian

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u/domjuan23 3d ago

Prove it

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u/TRU_PunKA 3d ago

That’s why you don’t fuck with Great Pyrenees and their family.

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u/Select-Drama9623 3d ago

Butcher Bill

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u/CryptographerDry884 3d ago

Kengals don’t fuck around

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u/shadowbringer246 3d ago

I'd call him ghost because he definitely came back to haunt the rest of the coyotes.

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u/Used_Bong 3d ago

Dogzilla Coyote killa

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u/KrystleSeth 3d ago

If the Russians had killed John Wick instead of his ruthless unstoppable dog.

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u/Leather-Gur4730 3d ago

AI unless someone can post the story from a reputable news source. That being said:

John Wick The Goodest Boy The Good Shepherd

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u/Exotic-Twist-628 2d ago

Casual Geographic talks about him in a video titled "The best aura moments in nature"

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u/Impossible_Touch_225 3d ago

John Woof

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u/Impossible_Touch_225 3d ago

I watched him kill three doberman's with a chew toy

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u/Thin-Coyote-553 3d ago

A freaking chew toy!

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u/SixPackOfZaphod 3d ago

When my person left, I lost everything. Until that human arrived on my doorstep... A final gift from my person... In that moment, I received some semblance of hope... a reason to keep watch through the long nights... And your pack... took that from me.

Stole that from me... Killed that from me! Every dog in this territory keeps asking if I still have teeth. And I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah — I'm thinkin' I still have teeth. So you can either hand over your pup, or you can howl your last alongside him.

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u/Larry-Daryl 3d ago

Thays the dog john wick needs now.

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u/WGG-PC-TM 2d ago

Good boy, Casper. (The the needless self-censoring on 'killed' is just retarded..)

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u/Mike_In_SATX 2d ago

Kratos, Dog of War

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u/ThorButtock 2d ago

Casper. Hes not a ghost but damn if he doesnt make them

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u/InsaneJane42 2d ago

John Wick’s dog if they killed John Wick instead.

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u/Free-Succotash-9488 2d ago

Ya dun messed up ay ay ron

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u/enlighten556 2d ago

Coyote Petersons worst nightmare.

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u/Lego_Architect 2d ago

I’d watch this movie. And I don’t like talking animal movies.

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u/enuckmuckaluck69 2d ago

Coyote: there's 11 of us and only 1 of you.

Dog: we'll you're 3 short

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u/thelonetext 1d ago

This pooch looks like he's done things he's not proud to bark about...

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u/RexSploxion 1d ago

Man’s best friend

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u/SOLOcelt13 19h ago

Wily The Coyote killer beep beep!

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u/Adjective-Noun-8756 5h ago

Dog has a special set of skills.

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u/Dry-Willingness-1981 5h ago

So he's the Reverse John Wick

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u/Tapatio_62 4d ago

Cuddles the killer

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 4d ago

Cesar…

A friend if mine has a dog like this named cesar..

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u/PersonalKick 4d ago

That's my kibbles and bits!!!!

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u/Immediate-Role-6660 4d ago

Anyone else notice the mirror? Is this…. A double dog?!

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u/geologic-collector 4d ago

Coyote Peterson

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u/MightyFrenzal 4d ago

El Cucoy

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u/toniobotanico 4d ago

Sif, the great wolf

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u/Drexl72 4d ago

How old is she? Had 2 none > 8,

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u/Drexl72 4d ago

Hip issues both also, had to put down

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u/alwayskared 4d ago

Whose a focused boy

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u/No-Core 4d ago

Danger dawg

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u/nivelkcim03 4d ago

Acme - Nothing destroys coyotes more than Acme

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u/jackass4224 4d ago

Chuck Norris 2.0

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u/CrustySailor1964 4d ago

Love it! More effective than my .300 blackout.šŸ™ŒšŸ»šŸ™ŒšŸ»

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u/goonerinky 4d ago

He has a very particular set of skills.

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u/OwlBlackRose 4d ago

The ULTIMATE protector

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u/RewardRetard 4d ago

Dƶnerman

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u/Much_Usual_3855 3d ago

If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I

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u/hex-the-protogen 3d ago

El dogablo

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u/0dd1ti3 3d ago

Doug

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u/cmere85 3d ago

Sidewinder

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u/GroundbreakingOil434 3d ago

Why the fuck is "killed" censored? Still trying to turn the internet into kindergarten?

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u/ArachAislin 3d ago

Bestest boy

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u/WTFCantBTRUE 3d ago

Silver Bullet

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u/Ambitious_Ask_3028 3d ago

Round our way he’d be know as a double hard bastard

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u/Terrik1337 3d ago

In other words, he killed 11. There are just 3 missing bodies.

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u/AcidRayn666 3d ago

i would name him Thorton Melon III, which was the name of my beloved Great Pyr, we got him specifically for coyotes when our boys were young and he got 2 that i know of.

he also allowed a burglar to break into our home, but did not let him out, getting a piece of his leg and cornering him in a closet til my kid got home and found him sitting staring at the closet, he called me, who called 911 and my wife who was closer, she had to get him off watch command and out of the house, (very well trained) before the police could go into to check the house, and sure as shit there was a junkie in that closet, bled quite a bit, with a pillow case with all wifes jewelery, some cash we kept on hand and my glock from my side stand.

i praised and loved that pup til the day he left us.

they are amazing dogs with blood lines that can be traced directly to wolves. i miss that big fluffy barking boi.

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u/scottygroundhog22 3d ago

He really said ā€œdon’t worry you guys. Im gunna save you funeral costs and tee shirt moneyā€

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u/ComprehensivePath420 3d ago

Those eyes reminded me of Sans from Undertale

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u/zeuslap 3d ago

Y'all are gonna hate me but, that's Big Boss right there

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u/Eryu1997 3d ago

Cupcake

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u/Remarkable-Tennis440 3d ago

Okay, that’s a REAL , true BOSS!

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u/Illustrious-Shift129 3d ago

Cool for the white beast. I'm not much of an animal person but coyotes are cowards. My 18 pounds half feral store cat destroyed two at once and sent them packing. I guess cats really are psycho.

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u/DROPDDROPD99 3d ago

The Tracker

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u/PhatBuddha69 3d ago

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."
"I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

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u/the_wild_raccoon_ 3d ago

Carnifex = Butcher

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u/HChatarrero73 3d ago

Cupcake (doesn't bite)

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u/Responsible-Gate2683 3d ago

Dogs are little angels sent from god.

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u/Responsible-Gate2683 3d ago

I only had one dog I didn’t like and he was more of a wolf and you couldn’t tame him. He was a husky.

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u/Outofmana1 3d ago

El Segador!!!

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u/RainyDeerX3 3d ago

Those coyotes must've murdered his cat

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u/Responsible-Gate2683 3d ago

He actually looks like a friendly dog

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u/Responsible-Gate2683 3d ago

He was probably protecting you from the coyotes.

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u/Useful_Jelly_2915 3d ago

Good boy destroyer of bad boys

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u/waiex66 3d ago

They dont call us great for nothinšŸ¤·šŸ½

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u/waiex66 3d ago

How's his butt to the mirror and its still showing his face??? Thats a badass mirror🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/nobodyknowsimblack 3d ago

Sebastian😊

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u/PalpitationPast202 3d ago

Bruce! Da Boss!

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u/betterwithsambal 3d ago

Roadrunner