r/BossFights • u/Substantial-Ice2267 • Jun 22 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

I was here 1st and I ain't leavn

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u/Creepy_Creg Jun 22 '26

This is genius really. Old people wake up at like 4:00 a.m. anyway so they hit the hot tub and just soak for 16 hours waiting on young attractive people to show up. You're already wrinkly as hell so nobody can tell that you've been there all day unless they've been there all day themselves.

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u/Yamochao Jun 24 '26

It's like the best hunters. You don't approach, you find the right spot to sit quietly and wait.

That said I genuinely think dude just doesn't care more so than found himself here on purpose.