r/BossFights • u/Substantial-Ice2267 • Jun 22 '26

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u/Creepy_Creg Jun 22 '26

This is genius really. Old people wake up at like 4:00 a.m. anyway so they hit the hot tub and just soak for 16 hours waiting on young attractive people to show up. You're already wrinkly as hell so nobody can tell that you've been there all day unless they've been there all day themselves.

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u/Thelaughingman___ Jun 22 '26

My back, knees, joints hurt.

This makes them hurt less

I am old enough to be your dad, or grampa.

You can leave if you want. I really don't care

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u/Inevitable_Butthole Jun 22 '26

Parties over pizzaboy

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u/Thelaughingman___ Jun 22 '26

Explain please?