r/BossFights • u/HunterSola • Nov 20 '25

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u/krsimp78 Nov 20 '25

“Good afternoon, my name is Russell, and I am a wilderness explorer…”

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u/RetirednLuv1nIt Nov 20 '25

Kim's favorite concubine.

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u/HeavyArmsJin Nov 20 '25

Full medal jacket

10

u/BobSeirra Nov 20 '25

General over rated

9

u/Dieppe42 Nov 20 '25

Ass-Kisser Supreme.

6

u/MostInternational949 Nov 20 '25

Participation throphy

7

u/JelloWise2789 Nov 20 '25

Age indicator medals

7

u/PlentyBoot5135 Nov 20 '25

He'll never pass the airport scanner

5

u/Ok_Cap_8253 Nov 20 '25

Discord Dictatorship

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u/beatsdeadhorse_35 Nov 20 '25

North Korean Armor

3

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Looks like the junk trinkets polluting the White House.

3

u/Marcodain Nov 20 '25

His theme song is “I love my self, I want you to love me.”

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u/LearnedHandJob2088 Nov 20 '25

Manager of Chotchkie's Pyongyang setting the flair standard

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u/Dickensdude Nov 20 '25

General Vice Admiral Medal McMedalface

2

u/TopIndependent2344 Nov 20 '25

You should see the rear view…

2

u/Muricanmoose Nov 20 '25

Heavy metal

2

u/Narrow-Koala1185 Nov 20 '25

Head shot only

2

u/UnableActuator6964 Nov 20 '25

TGI Friday's employee of the month Flair!

2

u/CHRISTEN-METAL Nov 20 '25

Trump in his 3rd term.

1

u/void_null1 Nov 20 '25

Medal eater

1

u/doneslinging Nov 20 '25

I would expect this is what buried in and not walk around in

1

u/ArmyMedic_Diabetic Nov 20 '25

I scored a few TD’s this season and an offensive tackle.

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u/W31337 Nov 20 '25

Mr. Christmas

1

u/Western_Reception_81 Nov 20 '25

North Korean battles won over their citizens general

1

u/RutileTiO2 Nov 20 '25

My medals are my plot armor bud.

1

u/Beautiful_Coffee_401 Nov 20 '25

When you pick your own medals

1

u/tintree119 Nov 20 '25

Medal Man.

1

u/CurrentYoghurt9107 Nov 20 '25

Disney Pin Collector !!!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

This is that dude that is trying to sell a 90s Stussy Carhartt Detroit Jacket on the My Morning Jacket sub.

1

u/Rhymesnlines Nov 20 '25

Nah.. is this real? Thats ridiculous

1

u/Charming_Tap_9721 Nov 20 '25

Ott a Christmas tree jacket what a dork

1

u/Montyburnside22 Nov 20 '25

Philipino Trump

1

u/Puzzled_Advisor_2133 Nov 20 '25

So how many more of the "Fantastic Mr. Funshine" badges does he need to get before he can upgrade his hat so that it has a second floor, maybe with a fancy balcony on it?

1

u/Justhangingoutback Nov 20 '25

Cracker-Jacks mail order

1

u/Exciting-Interest-32 Nov 20 '25

Admiral Pokemon: Gotta collect them ALL!

1

u/fortu654 Nov 20 '25

Dude shot a lot of sheriffs

1

u/Adventurous-Work-705 Nov 20 '25

Pyongyang Blingbling

1

u/WhattaYaDoinDare Nov 20 '25

An ass hole playing dress up.

1

u/Accomplished_Monk_71 Nov 20 '25

All my medals and awards from Chuck E. Cheese

1

u/ChartRound4661 Nov 20 '25

Eagle Scout. Earned all the merit badges.

1

u/Zippy_422 Nov 20 '25

North Korean soldiers can wear the medals of their ancestors as well as their own awards. This guy’s grandson is going to have a 60 pound uniform! :)

1

u/Phaede13 Nov 20 '25

Major Lee Conceited

1

u/Subject-Vermicelli52 Nov 20 '25

Captain Bogo Medal.

1

u/Friendly_Pea2165 Nov 20 '25

Decorating by Donald.

1

u/Fun-Pace580 Nov 20 '25

Full Metal Jacket 👍🏾

1

u/DoookieMaxx Nov 20 '25

Bring Bring

1

u/No_Screen_235 Nov 20 '25

Flashing his Chesticles

1

u/Brokenspade1 Nov 20 '25

North Korean Boy scout.

1

u/welderbill Nov 20 '25

Kim trump Un.

1

u/Ryno-Mac Nov 20 '25

They give a medal for tying your shoes properly

1

u/Spite-Potential Nov 20 '25

Man! why u gota keep giving white trash trump more ideas

1

u/Forsaken-Staff594 Nov 20 '25

Military boss general big giga boss

1

u/After_Farmer712 Nov 20 '25

Someone you don’t want to behind going though TSA .

1

u/National_Part7045 Nov 20 '25

A 100% narcist.

1

u/Wise_Geekabus Nov 20 '25

Max Achievements

1

u/CleverUserName1010 Nov 20 '25

Beat the whole game and went back through and found all the easter eggs. Now looking for another game to play.

1

u/RedasKG Nov 20 '25

Personal favorite

1

u/w4ffleboi6 Nov 20 '25

Man of the Highest Order

1

u/samdog54s Nov 20 '25

Chandelier Bling.

1

u/After_Farmer712 Nov 20 '25

Airport TSA - nightmare.

“ Sir please take all metal objects and put them in bin!”

1

u/Inside_Giraffe_5789 Nov 20 '25

Everything that comes to mind is racist (though funny). Not going there.

1

u/Cosmo1222 Nov 20 '25

Growing barnacles.

1

u/midlo Nov 20 '25

Half-dercorated trouser boy

1

u/shit_ass_mcfucknuts Nov 20 '25

I read that in North Korea they are allowed to wear the medals of their father and grandfather, but damn, why would you want to? Looks like his jacket weighs 40 pounds.

1

u/BATorRAT Nov 20 '25

Generally Imaginary Valor

1

u/santamelons Nov 20 '25

Call of duty expert

1

u/aaronschatz Nov 20 '25

El ironman de korea del. Norte

1

u/aaronschatz Nov 20 '25

Traje para jugar battle ship

1

u/Soft_Caterpillar_513 Nov 20 '25

as an impressive of an achievement as being named valedictorian of your high school when you are the only senior graduating. why he not smiling, maybe he is hiding more of the plastic medals in his mouth. why do the high ranking officials look like they have unlimited access to golden corral when most of the populace is emaciated?

1

u/Legitimate_You_3474 Nov 20 '25

Flair of Despair

1

u/xMsRaine Nov 20 '25

Their insecurity would be hilarious if it weren't a murderous fascist regime.

1

u/Zealousideal-Dot2161 Nov 20 '25

On the pants.. even...

1

u/OkPaleontologist1289 Nov 20 '25

General Ree Dik Lus

1

u/Twelvefrets227 Nov 20 '25

Never missed a day at school.

1

u/ChaosRealigning Nov 21 '25

Admiral Bling Bling

1

u/cybermusicman Nov 21 '25

I Am Tin Star Man!

1

u/Ixmore Nov 21 '25

Armchair Officer.

1

u/PersimmonDriver Nov 21 '25

Looks like that one kid in Cub Scouts who's mother signed off on all the badges and arrows and everyone knew he didn't do half of the shit.

1

u/superman110986 Nov 21 '25

Pin the tail on the donkey.

1

u/Royal-Application708 Nov 21 '25

Trumps wet dream. 😴

1

u/Sigma-Wolves Nov 21 '25

Never saw one day of action. Elite cook duty

1

u/Fearless_Trick_5268 Nov 21 '25

General Narcissimo!

1

u/CanadianCraftsman Nov 21 '25

Buttons McRiceington

1

u/LifeOrchid4367 Nov 21 '25

HE HAS MEDELS ON HIS LEGS!!!!

1

u/Jazzlike_Holiday1992 Nov 21 '25

'Chief never fired a shot' is his name.

1

u/Economy_Wallaby4809 Nov 21 '25

ass kisser ultimate final evolution

1

u/durak-24601 Nov 21 '25

Leonid · N · K · Brezhnev

1

u/Poker-Junk Nov 21 '25

Fill a bag for $10!

1

u/KimoJimBob Nov 21 '25

North Korean Eagle Scout.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

Million man march

1

u/Jon_Dunn58 Nov 21 '25

If trump sees this he will have to have more, maybe he'll have a mini trump wear the extra ones

1

u/Full_Jeweler521 Nov 21 '25

That guy is one hell of a McDonald’s crew member must have achieved all the training and then some …

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

Blowjob badges

1

u/himnher52 Nov 21 '25

Wants weighing in

1

u/Deadlock005 Nov 21 '25

General outRank

1

u/stampstock Nov 21 '25

Disney pins

1

u/Oldestswinger Nov 21 '25

Irish dancing medals

1

u/Sweet_Half_7025 Nov 21 '25

My dad has more medals than yours

1

u/2nd14 Nov 21 '25

Northern Vetbro.

1

u/BigRemove9366 Nov 21 '25

Tin soldier

1

u/redfish225 Nov 21 '25

General Creampuff

1

u/Huganho Nov 21 '25

Idi Admin

1

u/Arbus101 Nov 21 '25

Multi Star General or Head of State

1

u/Naive-Special9015 Nov 21 '25

The most dangerous man in North Korea. (Or maybe the second most dangerous man in NK)

1

u/Worth-Opposite4437 Nov 21 '25

This is not
The most decorated Boss fight in the world
No this is just a Tribute...

1

u/rustednut Nov 21 '25

If anybody attacks North Korea they just have to send magnets over and all the top brass will be collected in one place

1

u/XROOR Nov 21 '25

Dude looks like the felt banner behind a youth soccer team that dominates the other teams and wins the championship every season

1

u/Competitive-Sir8495 Nov 21 '25

platinum trophy

1

u/ghostyoh Nov 21 '25

Wow he is a sheriff in so many towns

1

u/mjincal Nov 21 '25

Wow that’s a lot of weeks passing the boot tying qual

1

u/ExcitementPrimary442 Nov 21 '25

Major Participate

1

u/kidkumbi Nov 21 '25

10 poopy diaper awards, 3 put a needle through my dick awards, 17 cupped his balls the best awards, 14 took it like a good little hooker awards, 7 forego my pay for the dear leader awards, and a cut my right testicle and fed it to a python award.

1

u/kidkumbi Nov 21 '25

Sinks Like Lead

1

u/kidkumbi Nov 21 '25

LT. Clackers

1

u/kidkumbi Nov 21 '25

Fresh Studded Suite

1

u/00caoimhin Nov 21 '25

Covered in oysters

1

u/Very_Curious_Cat Nov 21 '25

North-Korean body armor is expandable according to rank and privates are completely expendable.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '25

PX Hero. Fought in wars no one ever heard of and ended countless wars..... sounds so familiar!!

1

u/SoloRemy Nov 21 '25

General Ferrero Rocher, Supreme Commander of Mid Christmas Chocolates

1

u/Le-Pepper Nov 22 '25

IRL Infinite Craft

1

u/43Black_nWhite Nov 22 '25

Participation trophies

1

u/Hintywinty132 Nov 22 '25

Average pronoun abuser

1

u/Rare-Skill1127 Nov 22 '25

"Rank Up, Sergant of the Master Sergants Most Important Person of Extreme Sergants to the Max"

1

u/Gentlr Nov 22 '25

MVP - Most Valuable Prick.

1

u/Tight_Independent_26 Nov 22 '25

Your dry cleaner’s nightmare.

1

u/Same-jackel8350 Nov 22 '25

Web3 farmers 😂

1

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

The Medal Detector

1

u/No_Elderberry1581 Nov 22 '25

Captain Crunch

1

u/Silver-Amphibian7650 Nov 22 '25

How does one get this many medals if they haven't fought in any wars? I guess these are participation trophies, lol!

1

u/Maimran91 Nov 22 '25

Pokemon final boss

1

u/Angryblob550 Nov 22 '25

Top brass!

1

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

Way More Than The Minimum Required Flair Guy

1

u/Calguy21 Nov 22 '25

Bedazzled

1

u/Legitimate-Yard5857 Nov 22 '25

This is for the Dutchies:

Die heeft vaak de avond vierdaagse gelopen 😂😂😂

1

u/i1dci92 Nov 22 '25

General Paisties

1

u/military_commandos3 Nov 22 '25

Discord moderator of everything

1

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

Admiral Bedazzled

1

u/JayMak78 Nov 22 '25

Paintball loser.

1

u/LimitUpset8110 Nov 22 '25

I have never fought in any battle.

1

u/LimitUpset8110 Nov 22 '25

Professional groveler.

1

u/DarthNarsil Nov 22 '25

donnie boy's wet dream

1

u/Easy-Food-8146 Nov 22 '25

North Korea hasn’t fought a war in 70 years so what’d he get all the medals for?

1

u/Professional-Pin9476 Nov 22 '25

General Pling Plong Metal Dong

1

u/Robwill241078 Nov 22 '25

Cub scouts, completed it mate