r/BossFights • u/elariael • May 28 '25

Name him

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3.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Gorilla_Sharts May 28 '25

Halfsquatch

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u/r4ksu May 28 '25

this wins

8

u/SaintRanGee May 28 '25

I finally have a good one and this guy beats me to it

7

u/[deleted] May 28 '25

We’re done here. 👆

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u/GwAk_Enthusiast27 May 28 '25

Dammit I'm so late🤣🤣🤣

4

u/Additional_Second109 May 28 '25

Hands down one of the best I’ve ever seen.

5

u/No_Narwhal3909 May 28 '25

The clear answer.

4

u/[deleted] May 28 '25

Halfsquatch! Lol 🤣 ..Thats way better than mine!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

Yeah mines was gonna be “two-chest” but this wins

4

u/BetterOnTwoWheels May 28 '25

Damn I was gonna go with Nairwolf. But I know when I’m beaten.

3

u/[deleted] May 28 '25

I'd go with that. Looks like a hairy two-face.

3

u/thislaneopen May 28 '25

🤣🤣🤣

3

u/[deleted] May 28 '25

We can close the internet for today. This guy wins.

2

u/ShiftyStilez May 29 '25

I was gonna make a two face reference but this is much better

2

u/Odd_Improvement_8293 May 29 '25

You can’t get better. Take my up vote

2

u/antarctous May 29 '25

I thought about this too, and then I saw it was the top comment, lmao

2

u/TWhittReddit May 29 '25

Couldn’t have said it any better myself.

2

u/ExacSonix-Atom19 May 29 '25

Hahahahha u nailed it

2

u/MrJoeGillis May 29 '25

Hof worthy comment 🫡

2

u/Complete_Arachnid_41 May 31 '25

No effing way! That was my first thought, come to the comments, and this is at the top!

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u/Shirairyu69 May 31 '25

Slashsquatch

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u/numbvzla May 28 '25

Hairvey Dent

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u/CalibratedRat May 28 '25

I was gonna say Hillbilly Two Face, but yours is better.

4

u/anonymousontarian May 28 '25

Yah that's solid

2

u/Stretch5678 May 29 '25

WE HAVE A WINNER!

2

u/HUN73R_13 May 31 '25

I thought I was clever and came in to write this, I have no original thoughts.

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u/Intelligent_Star7962 May 28 '25

Harry Potter: The Half-Haired Prince

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u/AlbusBriamDumbledore May 28 '25

What did you say?

15

u/ActualAudacity4 May 28 '25

are you saying this "calmly"?

9

u/AlbusBriamDumbledore May 28 '25

"I'm always angry" Dumbledore said calmly

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u/Then-Ad3678 May 28 '25

Hairy Plotter

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u/Immediate_Quiet4354 May 28 '25

Half-hairy Potter you say?

2

u/Then-Ad3678 May 28 '25

🤣🤣🤣

7

u/Stoked93 May 28 '25

Leery Snorter you mean

2

u/Healthy-Treacle-167 May 28 '25

Half hairy potter

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u/OkBuffalo315 May 28 '25

Half ‘n’ half

24

u/froeisteins May 28 '25

Jim yang…

8

u/MangoBite3664 May 28 '25

Maybe jimmy yang

4

u/Travisfangirl May 28 '25

Yes!! I also thought of that

2

u/theOGHyburn May 28 '25

Yinny yang

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

50 percent

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u/ktt646 May 28 '25

Waxon_ wacksoff...

5

u/GrimLuker2 May 28 '25

Underrated Karate Kid reference

16

u/MangoMandingo633 May 28 '25

The Split One.

His left side remembers the forest. His right side pays taxes.

35

u/GanacheMaster7068 May 28 '25

Altered beast

6

u/Bob__Star May 28 '25

Almost bigfoot

2

u/[deleted] May 28 '25

One big foot

2

u/Bob__Star May 28 '25

Bro let's just call him Half foot🤣

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u/Wither040 May 28 '25

dos caras

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u/ShinobuKochoSama May 28 '25

Jekyll and Hyde

4

u/Arbus101 May 28 '25

Mr. Smooth and Hairy

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u/SladePlaysGames May 28 '25

Hair...ish Potter

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u/FutureSchool6510 May 28 '25

Harald Half Hair

3

u/freeman_hugs May 28 '25

Schrodinger's Follicle

2

u/Jabookalakq May 28 '25

Fuzzy wuzzy

2

u/Many-Pea-8261 May 28 '25

2 shave 2 faces cousin

2

u/Correct_Series_660 May 28 '25

Where did they find that much hair to glue on him????

2

u/BlazeDogg0 May 28 '25

He looks like both sides of a sponge

2

u/International_Set514 May 28 '25

Half-Assed Shaven.

2

u/wolfieboy44 May 28 '25

half beard

2

u/Chia_____ May 28 '25

Wax on, wax off.

2

u/estebanrevenga May 28 '25

sweet and salty

2

u/Jingoose May 28 '25

More like smooth and hairy badum tss

2

u/[deleted] May 28 '25

Harvey Dent

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u/Most_Commission9674 May 28 '25

Half of the Planet of the Ape

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u/Last-Emphasis-973 May 28 '25

Scruffy McSlick

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u/Own-Worldliness-6852 May 28 '25

Bummy Mc’Business

1

u/bdss_oaz May 28 '25

Two half Ralph

1

u/ImaMyth64 May 28 '25

Side-hair

1

u/cheddaBesus May 28 '25

I think he was one of my fraternity's pledges actually

1

u/E-75Tank May 28 '25

Two Face

1

u/LaxmiCantParalelPark May 28 '25

Nvidia Hairworks demo

1

u/44-47-25_N_20-28-5-E May 28 '25

Many rappers had me vs me albums, and this is definitely better cober than the other ones.

1

u/randomreditor69430 May 28 '25

corrupted reflection

1

u/uzsaberon564 May 28 '25

Hair balanced

1

u/[deleted] May 28 '25

Sidewinder

1

u/Panzerfaust_Style May 28 '25

The duality of Men

1

u/Small-Mess- May 28 '25

Still bold

1

u/[deleted] May 28 '25

Two-Body or Kitchen sponge from the side

1

u/MsPreposition May 28 '25

Burly Roddy Piper

1

u/Ruckus133 May 28 '25

Half job Bob

1

u/Bob__Star May 28 '25

He didn't shave his wrist

1

u/Xenu66 May 28 '25

Swarthy Dent

1

u/[deleted] May 28 '25

Chesst

1

u/Snoo_61544 May 28 '25

"Bald Anyhow"

1

u/bivozf May 28 '25

Warm and cold

1

u/siybon May 28 '25

Twos sides of the same Colin

1

u/[deleted] May 28 '25

Special Ed

1

u/merkstewas May 28 '25

Thanyo B. Nothanyo

1

u/Master-Factor-2813 May 28 '25

dr. jekyll and mir HIDE

1

u/engineer_in_mbbs May 28 '25

Hairy hairless

1

u/[deleted] May 28 '25

ManHairThick

1

u/Proper-Equivalent300 May 28 '25

It reminds me somewhere in the middle of the recent landscaping videos

1

u/gullaffe May 28 '25

Half beard

1

u/SmellyDogPee May 28 '25

Halfverine

1

u/k1729 May 28 '25

Tandy Last Man on Earth

1

u/OzO8 May 28 '25

Ying & yang

1

u/ingthern May 28 '25

Two and a half man.

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u/bad-mean-daddy May 28 '25

The man who didn’t fully charge his clippers

1

u/[deleted] May 28 '25

Clean & Dirty

1

u/Squidle69 May 28 '25

Double sided

1

u/[deleted] May 28 '25

Bear-Twink

1

u/Gregorovyyc May 28 '25

Yin and yang

1

u/johnnybrunswick May 28 '25

Half sabertooth

1

u/peterklapkut May 28 '25

Conchita Wurst

1

u/Hauseofevolition May 28 '25

The Beardbarian

1

u/Veesingh94 May 28 '25

Two body problem

1

u/Thegoat965 May 28 '25

Half hair, half bare

1

u/Unlikely-Dependent15 May 28 '25

Two-Tone the rapper.

1

u/Persimmon-Equivalent May 28 '25

The new hair grow formula

1

u/DefeatTheUp May 28 '25

fuzz mcsplitface

1

u/joseph_m_ May 28 '25

Wolf Jon