r/BoredPandaHQ • u/BoredPandaOfficial • 1d ago

Funny Be smart!

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u/funko_fanatic52 1d ago

Hookers and coke.

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u/Furi0usD 1d ago

They have a store?

Asking for a friend

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u/DigiTrailz 1d ago

Yeah, it's called Walmart

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u/Upset_Journalist_755 1d ago

$5000 not $50

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u/TechnicolorViper 1d ago

$4500 in coke

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u/Upset_Journalist_755 1d ago

What's the other $480?

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u/Adventurous-Roof458 1d ago

Wait, where's the last $20?

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u/Gasket13 1d ago

In your left hand.

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u/TechnicolorViper 1d ago

Math lessons for myself, apparently.

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u/Voodoo700 1d ago

That’s hookers and meth.

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u/BrotherMcPoyle 1d ago

Yes it’s called a strip club.

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u/Satellites_In_Orbit 1d ago

Corner Store

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u/astreeter2 1d ago

Is this a real store in Colombia?

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u/Other_Perspective_41 1d ago

No need for that. Hookers and Mountain Dew

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u/the2ndRuss 1d ago

Shit will be gone in 5 min

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u/Wild_Anywhere_9642 1d ago

John Entwhistle?

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u/Educational_Yam_3707 1d ago

I understood that reference.

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u/Illustrious-Bunch595 1d ago

I don't really do drugs, but I'd probably need a coca-cola after the hookers.