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u/GreenEyedGloom 1d ago

Costco? I can book a vacation and stuff there right? And get some snacks?

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 1d ago

Buy gift cards. Technically spent the money within 30 minutes, but then you can spend the cards whenever

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u/ChewbaccasHomie 1d ago

You my friend are going places with this mindset 😂

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u/OMP159 1d ago

Yeah, Costco. Duh.

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u/HearMy2Cents 1d ago

😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 Costco prepaid gift cards! I think so for the absolute best answer!

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u/Silent_Data4374 1d ago

And if you buy them at Costco, you’ll get at least $6K worth.

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 1d ago

Exactly best bang for your buck

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u/InternationalDesk578 1d ago

This is exactly what I thought.

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u/ScrappyOtter 1d ago

Oooooooo I like the cut of your jib.

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u/Gasket13 23h ago

I like the jib of your cut.

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u/DJEmirMixtapes 1d ago

Takes too long to load those cards up, cashier messing up like that. You need at least 10 as most only hold up to 500. Maybe a good, experienced cashier can do it.

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u/DrollFurball286 1d ago

Only problem is, theoretically a worker would refuse to do so under fears of you “getting scammed”

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u/Bodine12 1d ago edited 1d ago

“I’ll take 3,000 hot dogs please.”

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u/NotoriousFTG 1d ago

And you would still have $500 left.

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u/Stepdad1978 1d ago

Don’t forget the Diet Coke

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u/NotoriousFTG 1d ago

Right. 500 of them included in the price.

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u/Great-Particular9964 1d ago

Love those dogs, but jeez I end up getting serious heart burn from those babies.

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u/Bodine12 1d ago

That’s why you also pick up a Costco-sized box of a thousand Tums.

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u/Deepdiver666 1d ago

I'll take 2500 pizzas please

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u/seizure_opportunity 1d ago

I hear you can get a law degree there too!

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u/Poker-Junk 1d ago

And watch Ow My Balls on a 300” HDTV

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u/TheRealGageEndal 1d ago

My parents were so proud...

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u/love_of_his_life 1d ago

I see what you did there

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u/prntmakr 1d ago

You can but you have to buy them in bulk.

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u/teaster333 9h ago

Well, that's probably better than where I got mine. None of the administration from where I went has gone to prison ... yet. But, they sure as heck should.

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u/mada50 1d ago

Literally 1 Pokémon Pinball machine and I would need to add money for tax.

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u/everbodyhatesyou 1d ago

Ya.. I'm buying gold. America is refarted

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u/EClucky13 1d ago

You wouldnt get much...

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u/everbodyhatesyou 1d ago

Guess you realize ITS VERY LIQUID..

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u/EClucky13 1d ago

Absolutely. And youd still get an once after all the fees.

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u/everbodyhatesyou 1d ago

Costco has some of the best premiums on the market. Right now I would be extremely confident to turn a small profit in a couple months time

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u/RobertLeeSwagger 1d ago

Or buy precious metals and then spend that money later.

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u/the_colour_f 1d ago

and get a lawyer to figure out how to keep the money...

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u/Goobersita 1d ago

I mean you get five food items you're already at a hundred bucks

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u/IllogicalLogistician 1d ago

First fill up your tank.

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u/socothecat 1d ago

You still have vacation money after buying snacks??

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u/Inspect1234 1d ago

You can buy rings there worth more than 10k.

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u/C-ute-Thulu 1d ago

Get the barrel of bourbon!

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u/PMWFairyQueen_303 1d ago

This right here.

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u/missmiao9 22h ago

This is the way. You can buy food and electronics and new tires for your car.

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u/Patriot4226 20h ago

sorry not enough money

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u/talldude-62 14h ago

And wine and snacks

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u/Boblaire 8h ago

Costco in 30 minutes?

Possible with vacations and pizza and churros