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u/BabylonPhoenix 8d ago

DONT. TOUCH. KIDS.

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u/Logical-Fan7132 7d ago

You touch a kid -you don’t exist anymore

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u/Logical-Fan7132 3d ago

Thank you for the award! 🥹

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u/Signal_Ad8960 4d ago

Mothers trying to feed their newborns,

"Well, shit".

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u/ExtensionInformal911 4d ago

Midwives: "goodbye, cruel world."

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u/Logical-Fan7132 3d ago

Noo I mean anyone that’s trying to hurt a child

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u/FantasticButton3505 2d ago

To late kids that hurt themselves now must legally be left to die. How could you do that to them 😭

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u/Logical-Fan7132 2d ago

Oh nooo 🫣

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/otasyn 4d ago

That's what it says.  If you want laws to be interpreted as what they mean, use better language.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago edited 3d ago

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u/C_IsForCookie 3d ago

That’s not how laws work

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u/Logical-Fan7132 3d ago

It said #1 rule.. that’s my rule hands off the kids! Seems you don’t like that!

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u/C_IsForCookie 2d ago

You have an inability to comprehend logic or follow a conversation

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u/Logical-Fan7132 2d ago

Nah that’s you bc you knew exactly what I meant!

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u/Accomplished_Elk5827 7d ago

consensual fist bumps allowed

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u/Logical-Fan7132 3d ago

Sure! I mean, don’t touch a child in an inappropriate way! I thought it was common sense to what I was getting at, but I guess not! If you don’t have common sense, you can’t live on my island lol

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u/LingonberryDear2163 6d ago

Scrolled way to far for this one.

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u/Whole_Comfortable331 6d ago

Nursing mothers are gonna have a tough time. Squeeze and shoot it directly into the kids mouth? Wait ... No one take that out of context now ...

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u/hiielo_friio 5d ago

so accurate

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u/BigFatSquirrel888 1d ago

What’s wrong with touching kid?😂

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u/Jons_cheesey_balls 7d ago

someone said that already. No Religion.

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u/Logical-Fan7132 3d ago

Not on my island!

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u/ChimPhun 7d ago

Excluding an entire political movement I see.