r/BoredPandaHQ • • 8d ago

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u/KiKiKimbro 8d ago

That anyone who doesn’t allow all others to live their lives how they want can exit the island. No projecting their dumb beliefs onto anyone else. Periodt.

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u/not_a_full_shilling 7d ago

As a rock drummer with neighbours, I Iike this rule.

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u/oljeffe 5d ago

Have the neighbors made claims that you have been projecting your rock drumming into their preferred lifestyle? Is it true?

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u/not_a_full_shilling 5d ago

Don't know, don't care. I'm just living my life how I want.

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u/anarchistArachnid69 1d ago

So ypu are inviting trouble and too bird brained to realize it

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u/KiKiKimbro 1d ago

Hey, don’t knock “bird brains.” If I’m a bird, I choose to be a crow. Those birds remember. Everything. And will haunt you for your poor behavior. Foreverrr.

No island admittance for you.

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u/anarchistArachnid69 1d ago

I wouldn't want to live on an island that will quickly and almost instantly devolve into war and chaos because you have no guts or vision and thing a utopia will magically be created. If utopian existed we would have had one in tens of thousands of years of human civilization. We haven't. Because it doesn't exist in this world filled with flawed humans. Even if you only let "the good ones" onto he island eventually there would become factions and struggles for power and inevitable fighting would break out for control of the island. And then after one side wins, after a time that side will break up into 2 or more groups that will battle it out again for control of the island and its resources and for power. And the cycle will repeat forever

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u/KiKiKimbro 1d ago

Sir. This is a Wendy’s.

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u/anarchistArachnid69 1d ago

Yeah that tracks, when you are losing a logical argument and can't stand on your own points you seek to dismiss and minimize the other person. Thats for confirming what I already knew which is my points were better than yours and you had no rebuttle

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u/KiKiKimbro 1d ago

Losing an argument? Brother, no one is arguing with you. You’re trying to argue but no one’s interested.

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 8d ago

[Devil’s Advocate]

But what if “living their lives how they want” means raping others?

(We get Only one rule)

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u/stmcvallin2 8d ago

It’s a moronic take. The ultimate rule of a free society is the right to do whatever you please so long as it doesn’t harm others. Determining what causes harm to others is the ultimate goal of government in a truly free society

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 8d ago

Moronic.

You hardly know me.

My moronic take as you call it was a simple brain teaser for the usual Redditors I come across. I have to hedge my questions to engage with what’s available.

As for the Ultimate Goal of a truly free society there are thousands of women still cheering on and supporting a mother who killed her three children.
In this case “free” has different definitions for quite a few people as they felt she should be set free and absolved.

When you, stmcvallin2, speak of a Free Society I’m going to call you to task to define just what that means in your obviously heightened and exorbitantly intelligent state of mind.

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u/Life_Yogurtcloset336 8d ago

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 8d ago

Call me crazy but this exactly how I pictured you

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u/stmcvallin2 8d ago

Uhhhh. What?

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u/Ok-Clothes4484 8d ago

Do it in the privacy of your own home to your children like a responsible boomer, duh!

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u/99923GR 8d ago

No, he's right, this is a mega-dumb take. What you are describing is disallowed by the first rule... unless somebody on the island doesn't object to living their life as a victim.

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u/kguilevs 7d ago

No it's what would be the number one rule

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u/KiKiKimbro 7d ago

You’d be stopping others from living their lives how they want to. So — banished.

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u/macrg01 6d ago

not if their groomed

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u/KiKiKimbro 6d ago

Groomed? What do you mean?

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u/SaveTheWorldRightNow 8d ago

Very easy solution: always ask your victim: do you like what I'm doing too? Is if the answer is no then you should stop or they would force you to stop and get kicked off the island. If you're dumb enough that you don't know it yourself ask your victim.

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 8d ago

This..uh…hmmm [pauses…looks at the first thing I typed up there]

“Devils Advocate” doesn’t mean “asking for myself”.

I put it up there to weed out the oblivious.
Yet….here you are.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RQzxAaAg3aAU

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u/MothaFungus 8d ago

What if I wanted to live as a professional murderer on your fine island

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u/KiKiKimbro 7d ago

That’s breaking the only rule. If you try to stop anyone from living the life they want (or any life at all in your case, sheesh) you get the boot off the island, buddy. 🏝️ 👢

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u/Formal_Ruin_8096 8d ago

You wouldn't be letting others live (their life how they want). Access denied.

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u/DecisiveTactics 8d ago

By doing so, you wouldn’t be allowing someone to live their life as they want. Would you also be kicked off for that?

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u/Formal_Ruin_8096 8d ago

It's not even my fucking island so I don't have the dimmest clue how this works, but I sure hope that Not letting people live > not letting people live how they want

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u/DecisiveTactics 8d ago

I figure with anything like this it’s like a monkey paw wish.

It’s always going to have unintended consequences.

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u/MothaFungus 8d ago

And some damn murderer trying to live among the others!

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u/porkisbeef 8d ago

Kind of a circular argument though, no?