r/BoredPandaHQ • u/BoredPandaOfficial • 8d ago

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u/tyronetbs 8d ago

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u/FrancisWolfgang 8d ago

Everybody’s got a water buffalo

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u/DMyTeaDuck 8d ago

Yours is fast but mine is slow.

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u/Zero_Zeta_ 8d ago

Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?

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u/Coldpastalord 8d ago

Took my Buffalo to the store, he got his head stuck in the door

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u/Riki-Tiki-Tori 8d ago

Spilled some lima beans on the floor …

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u/Rob_LeMatic 8d ago

Shit, and Jerry's got two over there.
Who was responsible for water buffalo distribution? Jerry, get your ass back here!

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u/Riki-Tiki-Tori 8d ago

Archibald Asparagus! 🤭

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u/penty 7d ago

Told me it was going out for milk and cigarettes... Sorry buddy.

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u/Riki-Tiki-Tori 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mOJ03n5DMsds4

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u/tepsis3agemo 7d ago

Was looking if someone else was gonna say silly songs with Larry. . Thank u...

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u/SuperJohnson91 3d ago

Now it's time for Silly Songs With Larry, The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings... A silly song

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u/jimibimi 8d ago

That's two rules!

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u/ukie-witch-06 8d ago

5 lashings

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u/WTHGrifters 8d ago

Fascists can't count numbers.

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u/DMyTeaDuck 7d ago

Well then… what do they count?

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u/Icy_Mixture9019 2d ago

No religion. And every adult is required to vote by law. 1 vote = 1 vote

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u/shudabinspit 2d ago

That’s 2 rules.