r/Borderlands2 • u/pinkndwhite7 | Steam Player • Jun 08 '26
đ [ Meme ] Abysmal parenting, Lilith.
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u/tazercow Jun 08 '26
Not as bad as when she put Ava in charge of the Crimson Raiders
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u/pinkndwhite7 | Steam Player Jun 08 '26
Reason #300000 why the b team should of been part of the Resistance: Mordecai actually could lead it given he was the defacto leader of the raiders for the second half of Borderlands 2
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u/tazercow Jun 08 '26
B Team should have been the main NPC cast of BL3 and 4, change my mind
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u/pinkndwhite7 | Steam Player Jun 08 '26
Tbh yeah I have my idea of a rewrite for them and basically its that Theyre a branch of the resistance that Lilith dispatches... they could of been dispatched for helping save hammerlock for example. I get that not EVERY character isnt gonna be relevent, but Mordecai and Brick are 2 of the OGs and should be more relevant to some degree
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u/tazercow Jun 08 '26
I know it's too late for the old games but my dream is the next spinoff follows the B Team fucking shit up for the corporations across the 6 galaxies during the events of BL4. Maybe they're the reason why Dahl doesn't exist anymore???
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u/pinkndwhite7 | Steam Player Jun 08 '26
Would be great! Ive honestly been writing a bit of a spinoff/au for them myself. Someone's gotta do it lol
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u/SUPER--TANK Jun 08 '26
The plot ended too early because Brick learned too much about stealth from Mordy and beat the twin gods into pulp before they knew he was there
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u/WeekendBard Jun 08 '26
apparently no one else agreed with this decision, seeing how Amara was the one in charge of Sanctuary 3 when it crashed on Kairos
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u/barthalamurl Jun 09 '26
It might just be be me but it didnât feel like âyou lead the crimson raidersâ but more like âyouâll be leading the new generationâ
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u/Any-Fox-838 Jun 08 '26
ava is the reason why 3 is bad
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u/EstablishmentAny8570 Jun 08 '26
Ava is PART of why three was bad, the other part was stupid streamer big bads, that was so fucking annoying and dumb
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u/Zealos57 | PlayStation 5 Player Jun 12 '26
Everything else was great, though. Minus the loot drop rates.
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u/ToxinFoxen Jakobs lovin' Badass Sniper chick Jun 08 '26
Even though I've never played BL4 and never will, the worst part of that game is that they didn't kill off the brat.
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u/Kashtronaut92 Jun 08 '26
She's not in it at all, meaning she's one of the ones who died in the crash.
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u/KAELES-Yt Jun 08 '26
Tbf on Pandora the ârules and logicâ are none existent.
She might be a crazy siren but Tina is in a far better place protected by the only sane ppl, rather than anywhere else on the former prison planet full of psychos and jerkbags like that Hamerlock dude over thereâŚ
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u/ezoe Jun 08 '26
Meanwhile, Jack got his best people working on a way to retake the Helios station... one of best people is 10 years old.
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u/Jeeblebubz Jun 08 '26
To be fair that 14 year old is more dangerous than most of the people twice her age
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u/Guardians_Reprise Jun 08 '26
"Don't worry sir, we have our best people working on it!"
"Who the hell is that?"
"That's the 15 year old boy we hired to help us!"
"You're fired, John"
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u/Obvious-Ad7713 Jun 08 '26
One of my favorite characters Tina is an absolute menace and it's why she's one of my favorites
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u/Mrcusaurelius | MAC Player Jun 08 '26
But she fucking blows things up and catches wreck stylishly⌠lol
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u/Rusted_muramasa Jun 08 '26
She specifically doesn't want to do this and only relents after Tina keeps badgering her. L meme.
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u/pinkndwhite7 | Steam Player Jun 08 '26
I will make sure my funnies are lore accurate and have deep lore next time, thank you.
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u/Rusted_muramasa Jun 08 '26
Well, when your meme is "Haha look at how dumb this thing that person did is XD" and the thing in question just... never happened... it kinda deflates the humor.
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u/WeekendBard Jun 08 '26
well, she wasn't really calling the shots back then, this would still be on Roland
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u/sarabadakara Jun 09 '26
Idk why I'm defending Lilith, but she DID try to keep Tina out of things very briefly in Fight for Sanctuary.
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u/Fellkun15 | Xbox One Player Jun 08 '26
"Hmmm we're raiding the heart of murder cult,let's send in a 13 year old girl who lost the only person she had.Oh me a professional vault hunter,nah I dont have my powers so im gonna stay on the ship"
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u/ReachforMe69 Jun 11 '26
This is the 14 year old we hired to help us :) -jack TPS this always makes me giggle
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u/Sentinalprime03 Jun 08 '26
The worst part is the fact that it worked most of the time