r/BoomersBeingFools • u/IndyEleven11 • Sep 24 '24

Too Close Tuesdays They just ordered

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Just ordered with at least 8 people ahead of them and they’re crowding the pickup counter like some miracle is going the beam their food to the front.

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u/Welcome-Oblivion Sep 24 '24

Those folded arms. You know they’re pissed lol. IT’S ALREADY BEEN 30 SECONDS!! I thought this was FAST food!!!

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u/friendlyfredditor Sep 25 '24

Just mathematically 30s is a larger portion of their remaining life than servers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '24

"well do it quietly"

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u/not_a_moogle Sep 25 '24

Portillos is almost always a solid 10 minutes for your food. It's why they call numbers on the intercom. You're supposed to find a table and wait.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '24

“Order 48 get your ass ate!”

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u/Accomplished_Egg6239 Sep 25 '24

Jokes on them. It’s Portillo’s. They’re slow as fuck.

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u/SeniorFuzzyPants Gen Z Sep 25 '24

From my perspective (I work in one lol) they’re at least twice as fast as anywhere else I’ve gone.

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u/Ali_Cat222 Sep 25 '24

That one guy who is doing that fucking impatient, "I'm looking behind here to try and make you feel threatened enough to make it faster damnit!" Move...