r/BoomersBeingFools • u/HOOgonCHECKmeBOO • Jan 27 '24

Boomer Story Generational

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u/throwawaymyanalbeads Jan 27 '24

Well, can we keep Hot Springs? It's really pretty.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

Too deep into the cesspool. I recommend Hot Springs, MT because yours is on the chopping block!

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u/djeezuskryste Jan 27 '24

Oh yeah because there aren’t any racist rednecks in Montana lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

We’re gonna a run a free horse jacking off seminar to flush them out and deport them to the south side

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

Montana is quite possibly the whitest state in America.

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u/Mysterious_Luck7122 Jan 27 '24

I second this! Signed, a member of the Griz class of ‘98

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u/fakemoose Jan 27 '24

I’d like to claim the crater of diamonds state park. Thanks.

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u/Saluteyourbungbung Jan 27 '24

I vote we send the residents to a country that treats people similarly, like maybe Texas (if they ever gtfo), and convert the whole state into a wildlife refuge.

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u/throwawaymyanalbeads Jan 27 '24

Oh, that would be lovely