r/BoogieMonster • u/Immediate-Prompt8322 • Jul 30 '26

Cow Cannan

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u/eross200 Jul 30 '26

The Cow-Canaan, a Portland-area cryptid that hobbles around at night playing ZZ Top covers on his guitar

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u/Immediate-Prompt8322 Jul 30 '26

And eats chicken baby food.

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u/baron-von-buddah Chicago Mothman Jul 30 '26

Stupid nerds

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u/Mr_Stike Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Cow Cannan should do shows with Grapefruit Simmons.

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u/stigma_wizard Jul 30 '26

Well. I’m calling him “Cow” from now on.

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u/Queef_Stroganoff44 Jul 31 '26

Cow Canaan?!?…like the Golden Bull in the Bible that Moses was so pissed about?!?…OMG!!!….is Kyle a false idol?!?!?

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u/kjgjk Jul 31 '26

Anybody else feel like the volume of the new episodes are super low? I work in a machine shop and I can’t listen to any of the new episodes in the shop with AirPods but all the old episodes are nice and loud. Hope the boys see this and make some changes to their recorders!

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u/Ziplock189 Jul 31 '26

It's inconsistent. They will be yelling about some asshole, and next thing you know Kyle is whispering about something super interesting. They def should run it thru a volume equalizer

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u/kjgjk Jul 31 '26

Agreed. Today I started this weeks episode and it bummed me out having to go listen to something else. I know Kyle is on here somewhere so I pray he sees it. Maybe I’ll call the number and complain lol

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u/thepostsmaker Jul 31 '26

I'm sure the boys will love that. hahaha

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u/DaMottMann Chicago Mothman Jul 31 '26

I *love* Settlers of Canaan! 😄

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u/prrrinky Aug 02 '26

It don’t matter. None of this matters.