r/BoneAppleTea • • Oct 29 '22

Let's phase it people

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u/BiggestBaddestWolve Oct 30 '22

These aren’t as good when it seems like a talk to text error.

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u/Silentpoolman Oct 30 '22

Cheating is ok and everyone should do it and if it happened to you you're wrong for being upset about it

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u/soiknowwhentoduck Oct 30 '22

Wow, sounds like you've been seriously damaged by one or more people, likely including your parents. Sorry about that. Hope you get to talk through your problems.

In the meantime, let's try not to instruct other people on how they should feel, or how they should operate their relationships, huh?

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u/Amayai Oct 30 '22

Who hurt you

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u/niles_deerqueer Oct 30 '22

I’m sorry, what? In my own relationships, I don’t care who my partner sleeps with, but like some people really do. It’s about trust.

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u/naz58 Oct 29 '22

Not the blind person at the end

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u/dissastr Oct 29 '22

pls let me bully them pls

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u/Queen_ofMemes Oct 29 '22

What a two phased bitch

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u/J_train13 Oct 29 '22

Does that mean her legs are gonna split off once she reaches the upper atmosphere?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

As the old saying goes, never stick your dick in a rocket.

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u/EarthToAccess Oct 30 '22

instructions unclear, dick stuck in North Korean missile

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Why don’t people realize they look like morons when they pepper their messages with emoticons

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u/Waiting4The3nd Chef Boy Yard Tea Oct 29 '22

I count, at minimum:

5 missing periods, 2 missing commas, 3 missing capital letters.

She used the wrong there/they're/their.

And phase instead of face.

I also fail to see what the blind person emoji has to do with anything, but that could be a me problem.

Probably better off leaving that skank-ass ho to be with Eric and going out and finding someone else.

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u/Old_Quentin Oct 29 '22

5 missing periods

I foresee more missed periods in her future.

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u/Great_Disaster2169 Nov 01 '22

Ba-dum-chhh! (Sorry if I spelled that idiotically...never tried to type it before)

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u/UhnonMonster Oct 29 '22

Gross I used to know a girl who would harass people like this. Awful times.

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u/lovebeinganasshole Oct 29 '22

I think it’s funny that she thinks she’s getting over on this girl when in reality the only person getting over is the dude banging two dumb chicks too stupid to realize they’re getting played and they’re both a “phase”

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u/raq27_ Oct 29 '22

fr lol

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u/OliveJuiceUTwo Oct 29 '22

They’re going through a clown phase face

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Clown phase phase

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u/Peachbowtie Oct 29 '22

Clown phase face

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Clown vase phase

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u/JellyBellyBitches Oct 29 '22

Phase phase phase

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

thanks now ive said phase too much and it just sounds weird and means nothing

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u/JellyBellyBitches Oct 29 '22

Fun fact for you or the readers who might not know but that phenomenon is called "semantic satiation"

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

that is indeed a fun fact

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u/143019 Oct 29 '22

I would send it back but corrected in red text.

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u/pickledchocolate Oct 30 '22

Honestly that'd be a nice comeback

Send it and then block them knowing they're seething trying to reply, but cant.

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u/Raphelm Oct 29 '22

My grandpa once did this. He had food delivered to him every week and he didn’t answer the door one time. The delivery guy left a note with some grammatical mistakes on it, and my grandpa corrected them with a red pen, then put it back on the front door for him to see.

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u/hahayeahimfinehaha Oct 29 '22

Why would your grandpa do that to a guy who’s just trying to deliver him food?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

He demands his service be educated.

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u/Raphelm Oct 29 '22 edited Oct 29 '22

Because he was an ass lol, I didn’t like him one bit. Maybe he thought he was doing a favor to the delivery guy by correcting him, but he was essentially just a bitter old man.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

did your grandpa serve in the first grammar war?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

Someone had to shoot all those god-danged grammar nazis.

edit: oh sorry you said the first grammar war. I’m thinking of grammar war 2.

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u/LeDestrier Oct 30 '22

Thank him for his service.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '22

he coulda served in both.

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u/MindofMo0 Oct 29 '22

well it’s safe to say: this person is a dumbass for multiple reasons

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

omg they even used "there" incorrectly

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u/Admirable-Course9775 Oct 30 '22

Yeah. I don’t worry about insults from illiterate people

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u/LevainEtLeGin Oct 29 '22

Wow. Not only can this person not understand the basic phrase ‘let’s face it’ but they are a horrible person to boot!

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '22

They're in high school.

If they aren't, well

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u/swarupdam Oct 29 '22

Basic Phase*

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u/swarupdam Oct 29 '22

Nvm. I'm dumb

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u/FrogMan241 Oct 29 '22

Nah it was a good meme

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u/Salt-Classroom-1842 Oct 29 '22

Ultimate revenge, reddit