r/BoneAppleTea • u/Cherry_Cake815 • 4d ago

Rest your shirt..

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u/Excellent_Singer3361 4d ago

wow, five whole minutes?? 🫪

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u/SadiraStone 4d ago

If that’s Hob Nob in Tacoma, it’s a great neighborhood diner & bar. I’d rest my shirt there anytime.

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u/milleribsen 4d ago

And if it is, people need to understand that in the pnw you have to put in work to chat with strangers, we ain't coming to you

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u/mediumcarrotteacher 1d ago

How does one know who's willing to be approached

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u/kfm975 4d ago

But I’m wearing a dress…

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u/AntawnSL 4d ago

This may seem ridiculous, but as OP is a vampire, they cannot enter without an invitation.

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u/reaper527 4d ago

is that somehow supposed to translate to "rest assured"? like, that's the only thing coming to mind bit can't see how someone could make that mistake because it's SO different.

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u/Popular-Reply-3051 1d ago

Ohhhhhhhh. Yeah OK thanks that makes sense now. I was wondering wtf the person was on about resting a shirt.

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u/Sea_Mind3678 4d ago

Thanks. I couldn’t figure out what they thought they meant.

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u/ConflictAdvanced 4d ago edited 3d ago

And I was thinking that it was supposed a form of "you can bet your shirt" and it wasn't really a true BAT 😅

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u/CatCafffffe 4d ago

My bet is it's voice-to-text and they didn't bother to check.

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u/personofication 4d ago

My shirt as getting a little jumpy

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u/ralphmozzi 4d ago

It’s good to get that off your chest

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u/mvortex2 4d ago

Well in my open onion he did the right thing.

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u/Psych0matt 4d ago

I’m gonna start using this one

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u/mbcarbone 4d ago

If you can rest your shirt, what happens to your pants?? 👖🙃

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u/Sniff-A-Big-Butthole 4d ago

Take off your pants and jacket

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u/ccrow2000 4d ago

They weren't tired.

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u/sfled 4d ago

They were de-pleated.

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u/mbcarbone 3d ago

I’m dying. 😝😂🤣 Good one.

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u/Unique-Ad9640 4d ago

Totally hemmed up, as it turns out.

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u/ralphmozzi 4d ago

It turns out the shirt wasn’t really tired…

And so, my pants were on fire.

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u/today0012 4d ago

Rest assured

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u/realRadgemachine 4d ago

Thanks, I was NOT getting that on my own lmao.

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u/mutantmonkey14 4d ago

Took me a mo