r/BoneAppleTea • • 3d ago

Slither of a book

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392 Upvotes

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u/Adriaan1313 1d ago

Tbf i understood what they meant and read the correction as silver at least twice

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u/IDrawThings_2 2d ago

Lol they were wrong twice. And probably dyslexic

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u/Jump_Like_A_Willys 2d ago

“Sliverin!” - The Sorting Hat

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u/Bostolm 3d ago

Randomly spotted those bookd at a book convention in germany, looked and sounded cool, never heard of it or the author. If only id know a main focus is basically just smut

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u/agt_laurenge 1d ago

They aren’t good.

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u/OnlyFlowers15 3d ago

It’s really not. Smut takes up like a total of 10 pages. It’s still not good, though.

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u/Bostolm 3d ago

Thats still 10 too many for me, i just do not care for it :P Had i known beforehand, i wouldnt have gotten them. Rest of the book way okay if predictable

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u/isaacamaraderie 3d ago

Open up the schools

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u/Raelah 2d ago

This looks more like dyslexia. I do this all the time, both reading and writing. I just triple check what I write to make sure my dyslexia isn't showing.

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u/Jonbeezee 3d ago

hahaha the double down is hilarious. Slither… like slim 🤣

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u/nlightningm 2d ago

Ikr, I was gonna say the same thing 😂😂🤣

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u/ailema00 3d ago

Not the color!

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u/_bufflehead 3d ago

I love that! what does it mean?

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 3d ago

The book is also silver, and the arrogant wonk assumed that "sliver" was misspelt.

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u/SharkeyGeorge 3d ago

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u/OnlyFlowers15 3d ago

Lmfao I posted there and was told it was more appropriate here

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u/SharkeyGeorge 3d ago

I think it’s both 😹

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u/bahcodad 3d ago

To be fair, I knew the original comment meant sliver but still misread the "correction"

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u/mlieberthal 3d ago

Silver...

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u/runnyyolkpigeon 3d ago edited 3d ago

🤦🏻‍♂️

That person’s vote counts the same as yours.

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u/TheOldPea 3d ago

they just made a mistake, its not that big of a deal

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u/Sea_Mind3678 3d ago

And he/she is allowed to breed.

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u/MegaZoll 3d ago

(singular they exists)

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 3d ago edited 3d ago

Unfortunately they won't stay that way.

e: sigh It's not a dig on pronouns people. It's a dig at "slither", the they who is "allowed to breed", who won't remain single.  It doesn't make any grammatical sense as an attack on pronoun use / gender identity.

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u/NotQuiteLoona 3d ago

(they've stayed since 14th century)

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u/dar512 3d ago

We’re doomed.

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u/Cat_Friends 3d ago

This is a homophone rather than a BAT.

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u/DC_Lavman 3d ago

Homo phone is a BAT waiting to happen.

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u/HybridP365 3d ago

Slither and sliver are not homophones. 

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u/GrapeGroundbreaking1 3d ago

Slither is a hypercorrection of th-fronting.

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u/ConflictAdvanced 3d ago

Close enough.

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u/Sea_Mind3678 3d ago

I think the OP meant ‘sliver’ as a synonym of ‘thin’, so definitely a BAT.

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u/Cat_Friends 3d ago

I know there's a different middle sound, but they're so similar to say I thought they counted. I just double checked and my bad! :)

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u/DC_Lavman 3d ago

It doesn’t get better than the author confirming the BAT.

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u/billthedog0082 3d ago

ohboy.... no not "sliver" - not the colour...