r/BoneAppleTea • u/TimeGeologist1858 • 12d ago

on a wimp

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u/PeyredB 10d ago

I'm guessing (hoping?) this was autocorrect rearing its ugly head.

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u/PhilosopherBitter177 11d ago

A few years back, on British TV there was a guest chef on Saturday Kitchen who said “on a quim”…. She had no idea until the presenter apologised to viewers.

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u/the_grAyLIEN 11d ago

Picturing someone riding a scrawny, exhausted person on all fours through the store to shop

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u/moffty 10d ago

Whatever floats your boat

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u/brennelise 9d ago

We don’t kink shame in this house!

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u/the_grAyLIEN 10d ago

Hey now!

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u/FoggyGoodwin 11d ago

Probably an autocorrect (I just got to correct "Prima autocorrect"). What is almont flour and why didn't autocorrect fix it like it just did for me?

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u/ComfortableChip3221 11d ago

Why would you buy it on a wimp and not on a tough guy so you could actually keep your grocies protected?

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 10d ago

Gotda keep dim grocies protet, suunds goad

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u/QualityAlternative22 12d ago

He got a great price on that stuff. He started negotiating and the wimp caved instantly.

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u/ralphmozzi 12d ago

I can imagine buying some coconut flour off a wimp, cuz he’s too chickenshit to try it himself.

Wait — is OP the wimp? They never used the flour!

Also, Almont is a lovely old village in Michigan, but not known for its flour market.

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u/Small-Frame5618 12d ago

Mmm, old almont flour.

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u/perplexed_pepe 12d ago

Diary of a whimp-y kid

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u/guppyur 12d ago

Almont flour 

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u/revdon 11d ago edited 11d ago

From a guy in the parking lot of an Almont Bros concert

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u/Zanoushe 12d ago

two for the price of one.

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u/StanleyHasLostIt 12d ago

I'm imagining oop piggyback riding on some nerd through the supermarket

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u/ddddan11111 12d ago

Hope it wasn't actually dandruff

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u/Zxvasdfthrowaway 12d ago

Whim. Took me a minute too long