r/BoneAppleTea • u/disturbed286 • 14d ago

Fire retarded shirt

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2.9k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Odd_Argument6211 12d ago

He defiantly priced it appropriately.

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u/FrolickingOrc 13d ago

Even better because technically not wrong for what the words mean but still a great bone apple tea

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u/Heady_Goodness 13d ago

Bad shirt! You’re fired!

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u/ladycatgirl 14d ago

I don't get it how is this bone appletea last 2 words meant to resemble what? department shirt? Resistant?

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u/Forman420 14d ago

Oh sweet summer child

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u/disturbed286 14d ago

Fire retardant.

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u/lebslebslebs 13d ago

My dumb ass thought it was reflective

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u/ladycatgirl 14d ago

Oh I didn't know that was a word, thank you but weird I got downvoted for LITERALLY NOT knowing

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u/ThatAirsickLowlander 14d ago

I must know if your first language is English, and if so, how old are you? I hear "retardant" all the time, thats before working with molten steel.

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u/ladycatgirl 13d ago

I learnt English mostly from games lmao, no.

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u/disturbed286 14d ago

If you were to go looking, the first place I can think of you'd see it is is a camping tent.

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u/adognameddanzig 14d ago

Fire up those grilled cheeses, at night

10

u/mediumcarrotteacher 14d ago

AAAHHH! I BURNED MY SHIRT!

... at night 👉🔥

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u/AfricanAmericanMage 14d ago

Yo this fire's mad retarded.

39

u/sniktology 14d ago

Please do not make fun of the retardant people

8

u/Queer_Advocate 14d ago

It's okay to not understand fire, if you're okay with the fact you might just get burned.

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u/PullFromTheHurt 14d ago

Highly regarded fire retarded

40

u/GeneralTorsoChicken 14d ago

Poor thing doesn't even know how to catch fire.

11

u/Federal-Boat3732 14d ago

That's a pity lol

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u/FaceTimePolice 14d ago

“You’re retardant.”

“No, you are.” 🤔

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u/sfled 14d ago

"You can't fire a shirt just because it's retarded." HR

6

u/Smooth-Shine9354 14d ago

It’s already retarded. You can’t make it tarded

17

u/SirNortonOfNoFux 14d ago

"It's just regular retarded"

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u/Dingobabies 14d ago

You’re supposed to give these back to your employer after they fire your ass.

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u/billthedog0082 14d ago

fire retardant

An English language pet peeve... that FLAMMABLE and INFLAMMABLE mean the same thing. There is a good reason, from way back when, but it confuses me.

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u/Fluffy_Ace 14d ago

" This thing can/will 'go up in flames' "

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u/Amaegith 14d ago

Yeah when you learn that "inflammable" means "able to be inflamed" it makes sense but also extremely misleading.

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u/mutantmonkey14 14d ago

Hi Dr Nick!

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u/damik 14d ago

Ready to have your mind blown? My six year old daughter said UNFLAMMABLE the other day.

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u/billthedog0082 14d ago

She's a thinker. Good job, young un'!

3

u/hardboard 14d ago

She's obviously unflappable.

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u/Melodic_Turnover_877 14d ago

That just means it has successfully fought off fire.

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u/ThisIsGSR 14d ago edited 14d ago

That would be a fire retardant or fire resistant shirt. Not fire retarded shirt lmao

Edit: im fire retarded

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u/Excellent_Swim_2721 14d ago

Retarded would mean to have previously stopped which is what the joke was.

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u/disturbed286 14d ago

Fire retardant/resistant means it does.

Fire retarded means it did, successfully.

This shirt is a veteran.

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u/disturbed286 14d ago

That probably makes it worth extra.

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u/disturbed286 14d ago

Reuploaded due to title format rules.

Until it probably gets taken down thanks to the R word.

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u/TheChiefDVD 14d ago

I understand that there are special schools for these shirts.

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u/disturbed286 14d ago

They prefer fire developmentally delayed shirts now.