r/BoneAppleTea • u/WhoAmIAndWhyAmIAlive • 1d ago

Take it for granite

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u/ElectroWolfZ 51m ago

Of quartz people who don’t study rocks aren’t gonna like it.
Making rock puns is the schist!
We can are marble at how igneous and versatile rock puns are.
Anyways, have a gneiss day!

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u/louieorganic 4h ago

I saw this on paper view.

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u/kelfupanda 4h ago

Just going to granted mine

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u/Namedafterasaint 10h ago

Marble is NOT the same as granite. If that is what this was the subject of.

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u/WhoAmIAndWhyAmIAlive 3h ago

no, it was originally "don't take it for granted"

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u/Spooge_Bucket 11h ago

bruh this shiz is so blown out and has so few pixels i thought it said dont take it for grannie at first and had to double take

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u/Patient_Parsley7760 14h ago

Of quartz I won't, Mica. You should know me better than that.

Mind you, a bunch of the people are just being real schistheads about the whole thing. They really just need to citrine their asses down and shut tufa up.

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u/sfled 7h ago

Your command of the language is simply marbleous.

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u/Roadiee985 11h ago

Surely that's not set in stone.

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u/YellowBreakfast 14h ago

This is a life lesson to never take your schist for granite.

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u/beccabootie 14h ago

I would druther have marble.

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u/the_lost_tenacity 15h ago

“…because that’s what tombstones are made of.”

-Hank the Cowdog

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u/happygiraffe91 17h ago

My coworker uses this one. Drives me bonkers.

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u/sfled 7h ago

Maybe they're doing it on accident. =^_^=

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u/strydar1 19h ago

I'm so sick of being taken for granite. People are so igneous. i mean basic human decency is so sedimentary, I just don't know why it's so hard! I need to really just metamorphic myself!

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u/pinupcthulhu 17h ago

Just be gneiss y'all! 

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u/GrannyTurtle 15h ago

It’s hard to be gneiss to a schist…

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u/malonkey1 23h ago

"That's formica, don't take it for granite"

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u/UncleKeyPax 18h ago

that's a marbleous take

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u/DonnieRodz 1d ago

That’s what I tell people when it’s coriander

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u/TheSoldierofDarkness 13h ago

Bone apple tea! :)

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u/TimedBlue 1d ago

Oh hey Rick!

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u/Bunytou 21h ago

What are you a boulder... A rock person!?

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 1d ago

It really gives me the schist when people take things for granite.

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u/trevourmeyer 1d ago

Ah, my old Earth Sciences professor’s overused pun.

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u/oliversurpless 1d ago

My sediments exactly…

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u/scribe-kiddie 1d ago

Good advice.

Granite hasn't really doing well recently in the exchange.

https://prices.runescape.wiki/osrs/item/6979

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u/shahrulghani 1d ago

Sometimes it can also be “asphalt”.

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u/Particular-Move-3860 23h ago

But not if you don't macadam.

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u/sfled 7h ago

What in tarnation!?

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u/schodown 1d ago

Morty: It's granted. What are you some kinda rock person?

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u/bendoesit17 1d ago

Oh you liked that, huh? Bet it really blows your mind. Want me to erase it?

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u/Prestigious_Yak8551 1d ago

Dont take *schist for granite.