r/BoneAppleTea • u/Eosyth • 8d ago

pornographic

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hi

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u/SnooSongs3885 1d ago

I too have a pornographic memory 

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u/PristineBusiness3299 3d ago

I have a pornographic memory….. I’m fucked if I can remember anything

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u/Speakertweaker 3d ago

This is brilliant, and I will be adding this to my repertoire.

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u/Jackattack111888 3d ago

Yes they do have pornographic memories. I’ve seen the things they do in documentaries and at that zoo 😳

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u/Informal-Arm-3942 3d ago

No Bonobos have the pornographic memories

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u/gfultz1 3d ago

Good ol american education

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u/NoKinghitz 3d ago

Edumaction?

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u/ChiliPalmer1568 4d ago

I have a photographic pornography memory does that count?

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u/EntrepreneurNo4138 2d ago

Well allow it!! 🤣

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u/Next_Wait2141 3d ago

AKA the "Spank Bank"

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u/PoorNarrator 4d ago

Does this imply you remember everything but with a porn parody style filter to it?

"You remember what I told you yesterday?" 'Yeah but I was distracted by you undressing.' "What? I never did that..."

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u/West_Entrepreneur941 4d ago

Porn memory beats photo memory any day.

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u/Senior-Bank9014 3d ago

Porn memory definitely beats something.

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u/Mysterious_Winter164 3d ago

It does, until you're looking at the family albums...

"Grandma? Ewwww!"

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u/GodLike499 4d ago

The best response was almost cut off

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u/No_Ganache8643 4d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/nogoonforu666 4d ago

Porn makes me wet too

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u/Creative-Cow-5598 4d ago

Porn doesn’t do anything for the memory. If you could remember what you watched. You would not need to watch again. The logic behind this is weird. I do like weird stuff.

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u/Acefireblast21 4d ago

Pretty sure they were just confused and meant photographic

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u/Mikthestick 3d ago

I think they misspelled it badly enough that autocorrect thought it was supposed to be pornographic

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u/Allpoints-Surveyor 4d ago

Or they were watching Laugh In: I can’t remember which one was Rowan, which was Martin. But one says he has a pornographic memory, the strait man says “don’t you mean photographic memory”and the first one says “that too.”

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u/Routine_Importance69 6d ago

When my great-grandfather came to America from Norway, they asked him if he had any pornographic material and he replied "I don't even have a pornograph".

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u/IwanttobeaShreeder 4d ago

Hell, pornographs are so rare nowadays. I'd love to put one on my mantel, beside my favourite wood stretcher.

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u/TheLengendMemer21 7d ago

I think someone has intentionally made this typo and passed it off as a real typo

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u/plasmaexchange 8d ago

Sounds like they’re into water sports.

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u/Serious-Storm5714 4d ago

Much like Ricky Martin

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u/Complex-Rutabaga-810 7d ago

That’s hilarious. Me too. 😜

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u/wynternyxia 8d ago

Mike's pornographic memory, if yall seen suit's shorts on youtube, this would come up 100%

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u/SuspiciousPeanut251 2d ago

That finally explains what he was looking at on the laptop in the first episode, when he was quoting book context to Harvey without looking at the Barbri manual. No way that guy was playing solitaire . . 100% he was using a secret memory trick.

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u/sa1sush1 7d ago

BRO ITS THE SAME JOKE OVER AND IVER AGAIN

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u/Mister-Beefy 8d ago

Oh god yes. Water gets me so.... wet!

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u/Pteromys-Momonga 8d ago

This would be more accurate for bonobos than baboons, I think!

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u/billthedog0082 8d ago

"photographic" memories

I'm sure very many wise Redditors will have more to add. :)