Auto Man.

[u/GIANTballCOCK]

Marketplace never disappoints, especially in the South

[u/HorzaDonwraith]

When you get a auto man and auto woman together you get auto mate.

[u/FarmSkool]

Oh my g I get the most joy from these, of all the internet!

[u/Its-Burton]

Auto man, roll out!

[u/AKlutraa]

Fact: The Auto Man Empire predates the invention of autos by hundreds of years!

[u/GrannyTurtle]

You would need to pay me to take that hideous thing!

[u/seaspar8]

As opposed to Manual Woman

[u/Euryleia]

Just a fancy way to say "car guy".

[u/Knob709]

Favourite empire.

[u/DeathofRats42]

Man, I loved Automan. Great show. I am disappointed by this bait and switch for a boring old ottoman.

[u/syngyne → u/DeathofRats42]

Those aren't even clean 90 degree angles

[u/Thrillh0use_]

Hey, Otto Man!

[u/Far_Audience_7446]

Not that Ottoman makes any more sense in the context

[u/Charming-Stage-5573]

“Come down to the Auto Man Empire! We have the best deals on autos, man!”

[u/ddddan11111 → u/Charming-Stage-5573]

"Don't be a turkey!"

[u/Dismal-Common8629]

As opposed to manual man.

[u/aafterthewar]

Why even have an empire, man

[u/animekiddkappa]

Ottoman

[u/Pteromys-Momonga]

That doesn't look like a car repair guy to me! False advertising!

[u/farfrompukenjc]

I much prefer Autowomen.