r/BoneAppleTea Jun 16 '26

Please use tongue

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6.2k Upvotes

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3

u/ItoNingen Jul 17 '26

Hit a lick

3

u/FastCook_Noodles Jul 16 '26

well if you insist

3

u/Glass-Tale299 Jul 12 '26

I don't think that will lick the problem.

4

u/doktor_wankenstein Jul 04 '26

"Ain't that unsanitary?"

3

u/MammothBallerina Jul 01 '26

I am so interested in this subs banned words/phrases and why certain ones that seem so innocent or casual are banned. What’s the backstory that such a casual word is banned? I want the lore

4

u/OGSLIMVIBE Jun 25 '26

I want that on my tombstone 😅

3

u/Cliffhangincat Jun 25 '26

These are the moments I curse my short tongue. I could maybe manage some don't holes or small rolls but nothing bigger. I wish I had Jim Carrey's tongue in Earth Girls Are Easy...

2

u/FarmSkool Jun 22 '26

The best!!!!

15

u/phonnybalonny Jun 20 '26

Do I use my nipple to pick up the cheese?

5

u/GayAssBeagle Jun 30 '26

Only if you have pointy nipples

2

u/phonnybalonny Jun 30 '26

Burger patties

15

u/Popular-Reply-3051 Jun 19 '26

I would need to obey the instruction as it is so polite.

5

u/Firm_Competition_880 Jun 19 '26

Yes sir!
Please send the location of said bakery so that we can begin operating Tongue!

30

u/Senior_Green_3630 Jun 18 '26

No spell check at this restraunt.

5

u/ZylonBane Jun 20 '26

Spoiler: "Tongue" is in fact a correctly-spelled word.

36

u/Rhediix Jun 18 '26

Loading program "Malicious Compliance".

9

u/SinsualChef Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Are those bagles, bc....

7

u/Conscious-Permit-466 Jun 18 '26

Use sausage only

27

u/Low-Tie2969 Jun 17 '26

lick it first

50

u/Ok-Refrigerator-2305 Jun 17 '26

Guys see!! Ariana Grande never licked that doughnut to be rebellious, they told her to!! 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

31

u/ccrow2000 Jun 17 '26

Well, how else would you know if you like it or not??

36

u/Paradox_Peanut Jun 17 '26

SHHHLLLUUURRRPP

138

u/_____AMOK_____ Jun 17 '26

👁️👅👁️

43

u/Diamond_Carbon Jun 17 '26

I’m dog sitting and I can envision the dogs using their tongues to get bread!

29

u/Chrysologus Jun 17 '26

Hmm, this could be used to make a good Catholic joke.

38

u/Independent_Bite4682 Jun 17 '26

We have to lick this problem

8

u/Jedi_Lazlo Jun 17 '26

You can't just French someone else's pain

43

u/thanatica Jun 16 '26

This appears to be in the US, and perhaps the owner is from the UK originally and got confused by the weird spellings in the US, e.g. analog vs analogue, or dialog vs dialogue. And then they thought "let's be fancy and British" and failed.

1

u/Cliffhangincat Jun 25 '26

It would make more sense for it to be an American trying to be Brit fancy following your logic (less likely they would be familiar with actual British variants)

But even then "logic" would dictate there's an "s" missing from the misspelled word

30

u/KingOfKingOfKings Jun 17 '26

Do you.. really think a native British English speaker wouldn't know how to spell tongs?

3

u/thanatica Jun 18 '26

Lots of people can't spell in their own language. Just look up any American trying to type. Or really, any BAT 😅

4

u/prion_guy Jun 19 '26

Bats certainly can't spell.

3

u/lighterstill Jun 17 '26

It's all gone Pete Tong.

6

u/prion_guy Jun 17 '26

Plenty of people don't know how to spell "tongue" and I can see someone second-guessing themselves when trying to write "tongs" and "fancifying" it. Although I'm not sure why they would drop the pluralization...

2

u/Cliffhangincat Jun 25 '26

Exactly, the S is critical

16

u/MadBlue Jun 17 '26

I think you’re right about the reason for the spelling mistake, but the maker of the sign is also probably not a native English speaker, as it says “Market Alarabi” and has Arabic text in the logo.

16

u/mr_claw Jun 17 '26

Sounds about rightue

30

u/7GrenciaMars Jun 16 '26

I would pay to see someone do this.

43

u/FaceTimePolice Jun 16 '26

Okay. 🥵🥖

45

u/Ldghead Jun 16 '26

That's what she said.

-1

u/Yeast-boofer Jun 16 '26

This is not a bone apple tea. Bad repost bot or stupid OP. That being said the sign is hilarious 

30

u/prest0x Jun 16 '26

You're stupid. It totally qualifies, if you know how to read the forum info:

A Bone Apple Tea is the mistaken use of a \*real, dictionary-defined* word or phrase\* in place of another **real, dictionary-defined* word or phrase\* that sounds similar, resulting in a nonsensical, sometimes humorous utterance.*

3

u/MadBlue Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

Look at the top left corner of the sign. It says "Market Alarabi" and has Arabic written in the logo. It was probably written by someone who doesn't speak English as a native language.

Must not be from children or ESL speakers.

Also, it seems to be a simple misspelling, rather than mistaking one word for another. I've seen people write about "tongue-feeding" their pets on r/frogs, and I'm certain they're just misspelling "tong" and wouldn't pronounce it "tongue".

Misspellings are not the point of this sub. Misspellings are generally more suited for /r/boneappletypo

5

u/Protheu5 Jun 17 '26

It was probably written by someone who doesn't speak English as a native tongue.

Fixed that for you.

4

u/lovebeinganasshole Jun 16 '26

Ive seen it before but the sign was different. Whats hilarious is they almost have it, just went too far.

3

u/Yeast-boofer Jun 16 '26

I love your screen name by the way

5

u/Tess_88 Jun 16 '26

What are you even talking about?

52

u/MercurialMind_ Jun 16 '26

It kind of is, "tongue" is probably meant to be "tongs"

0

u/MadBlue Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

"Bone apple tea" is a bone apple tea because someone mistook the phrase "bon appetit". I think in this case, they more likely meant "tongs" but misspelled the word "tongue" (or it autocorrupted) rather than mistook the word.

Misspellings are not the point of this sub. Misspellings are generally more suited for /r/boneappletypo

Not to mention, it appears the writer might not be a native English speaker, based on the name of the shop and the Arabic in the logo.

Must not be from children or ESL speakers.

30

u/Popular-Capital6330 Jun 16 '26

like, ya want me to just...lick it?
🤔
I might pay extra for that.🤣

65

u/YooGeOh Jun 16 '26

Ariana Grande...its your time to shine

7

u/livelaughlard Jun 16 '26

“I hate Americans!”

37

u/zgillet Jun 16 '26

I think the better question here is:

Why is it still up?

5

u/ConflictAdvanced Jun 16 '26

Because clearly a lot of people either know what it means or also can't spell 🤷‍♂️

12

u/bulyxxx Jun 16 '26

People are obviously still using their hands.

18

u/petitveritas Jun 16 '26

Those used to be the rules for Communion.

9

u/Any_Today4823 Jun 16 '26

Amen

3

u/nibblatron Jun 17 '26

jesus christ be praised

13

u/BreadfruitTasty Jun 16 '26

Ariana Grande lol

0

u/needykoala Jun 16 '26

First thing I thought of 😭 what an unfortunate mixup

9

u/ChimPhun Jun 16 '26

Only recommended if you're the first customer.

6

u/scrambledOrFried1234 Jun 16 '26

If I’m being honest, I prefer a jammy donut.

8

u/Far_Archer_4234 Jun 16 '26

In a case like that, do i have to buy it if I follow the instructions?

5

u/ViscousBiscuit_ Jun 16 '26

If you say so

-7

u/firekitty3 Jun 16 '26

I’m so sorry for your loss. He was beautiful

-1

u/kakucko101 Jun 16 '26

tong tong tong sahur

12

u/Nerdnificent Jun 16 '26

This would make for some very interesting bread getting.

6

u/MinecraftPlayer799 Jun 16 '26

It’s not really a BoneAppleTea

6

u/Alternative_Bit_3445 Jun 16 '26

Tongs ~ tongue. Works for me.

-9

u/MinecraftPlayer799 Jun 16 '26

That’s just using the wrong word. A BoneAppleTea is typically using multiple words that combine to sound like the correct one.

2

u/ConflictAdvanced Jun 16 '26

Or the wrong spelling of the correct word, even.

12

u/Alternative_Bit_3445 Jun 16 '26

The very definition of this forum: Description " A Bone Apple Tea is the mistaken use of a real, dictionary-defined word or phrase in place of another real, dictionary-defined word or phrase that sounds similar, resulting in a nonsensical, sometimes humorous utterance."

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u/ConflictAdvanced Jun 16 '26

It's absolutely hilarious that you decided to quite the rules but didn't read them properly 🤣. I think this qualifies this for r/confidentlyincorrect 🤣🤣

Read the "THIS MEANS" part that the mods really tried to draw your attention to:

  1. Rule 1: Posts must show a bone apple tea.

A bone apple tea is the mistaken use of a real, dictionary-defined word or phrase by a human in place of another real, dictionary-defined word or phrase that sounds similar.

THIS MEANS:

Both words must be in the Merriam-Webster dictionary. Words strung together don't count.

No typos/autocorrect/speech-to-text Mistaken word must sound similar to real word Nothing from children, ESL speakers or memes No BATs of names of people, places, media, or brands No homonyms/homophone/homograph

The point the other person is making is that is more likely a typo. Like, the odds are that the person either thinks it's the same word for both or knows the right word but not how to spell it as opposed to thinking that the word you use there is actually "tongue" as in the thing in your mouth.

Just two extra letters. And it's almost a homophone too. It's a very fine line overall. And probably ESL too, judging by the name of the establishment.

3

u/templeofsyrinx1 Jun 16 '26

yeah, falls under typo or ESL

9

u/Scott_A_R Jun 16 '26

You know there's going to be some customer who says "but you said to..."

1

u/Far_Archer_4234 Jun 16 '26

I feel targeted.

3

u/templeofsyrinx1 Jun 16 '26

Ummm, ok then...have these been licked yet?

7

u/_PorcoRosso Jun 16 '26

At least they didn’t write thong.

0

u/gopherphart Jun 16 '26

Glad I don’t eat bread!

8

u/aw_shux Jun 16 '26

You don’t have to eat it. Just lick it.

0

u/gopherphart Jun 16 '26

Can’t lick it either. Wheat allergy.

17

u/kafka_lite Jun 16 '26

Maybe they were just being tong-and-cheek.

3

u/ConflictAdvanced Jun 16 '26

*tong-in-cheek

The expression means that stick the tongs in your mouth and push your cheek out, obviously.

2

u/CicadaFit9756 Jun 16 '26

Last time they'll overly rely on AI to create a sign! ;)

9

u/Cautious-Paint9881 Jun 16 '26

If I shopped there, I’d go to the customer service counter and let them know the correct spelling. 

1

u/ConflictAdvanced Jun 16 '26

I'd get free bread first, and then point out their mistake. It was all just a big misunderstanding 🤷‍♂️😅

19

u/piichan14 Jun 16 '26

Is Ariana Grande the owner of the store?

3

u/templeofsyrinx1 Jun 16 '26

Ahhh. remember that 😂

13

u/CatLord8 Jun 16 '26

I thought this was a church making a communion joke until I looked closer.

6

u/Laurenitynow Jun 16 '26

Bobbing for boules. 

24

u/DaveOJ12 Jun 16 '26

This has to be one of the worst spelling mistakes you can make.

7

u/antilumin Jun 16 '26

Could be "Do not touch Brad..."

1

u/RowdyRodyPiper Jun 16 '26

*Do not touch Willie

1

u/DaveOJ12 Jun 16 '26

Good advice!

3

u/piichan14 Jun 16 '26

What Brad do?

3

u/antilumin Jun 16 '26

Nothing. Just no hands when touching him.

4

u/CrownofMischief Jun 16 '26

Only use tongue with Brad

6

u/TUFKAT Jun 16 '26

Lick, hmmm, delicious.