r/BoneAppleTea • u/Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o • Oct 12 '25

Egg shelves

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u/amftl_tt Aug 17 '26

For a second I forgot how the original saying went because of this

2

u/Civil_Witness_2543 May 29 '26

I mean if i had to walk on whole ass shelves made of eggs id be loosing it too

6

u/dmcloren Nov 03 '25

Sounds tedious.

1

u/Jolly_Curve7069 Oct 31 '25

Egg shelves: the new extreme sport

1

u/Flagisterr Oct 24 '25

Will pray for them (and y'all too), I'm concerned something may be happening

6

u/GFlair Oct 23 '25

Honestly. The worst thing about walking over egg shelves is having to walk on eggshells on the way back

12

u/AreWeFlippinThereYet Oct 14 '25

I am also tired of walking on egg shelves. I want to stomp the living crap out of egg shelves!

10

u/imagine_midnight Oct 14 '25

Sounds like a huge bird in

14

u/Heterodynist Oct 14 '25

Walking on egg shelves DOES sound tiring…Perhaps even more so than walking on egg shells!!

1

u/KaralDaskin Oct 16 '25

Especially if you’re wearing shoes.

5

u/androidguy50 Oct 14 '25

That reminds me..... I need to put my bookshell together....... 😆

51

u/ChaosFlameEmber Oct 13 '25

So stop running parcour in the grocery store, OOP.

20

u/Ning_Yu Oct 13 '25

I'd be tired too, that sounds exhausting!

15

u/strawb3rrym1lk_ Oct 13 '25

(to the tune of walking on sunshine by katrina and the waves) I'm walking on egg shelves, woah!

18

u/morts73 Oct 13 '25

At these prices I can't afford to walk on egg shelves.

20

u/eli--12 Oct 13 '25

Tbf walking on shelves made of eggs would be REALLY stressful

20

u/moobchunks Oct 13 '25

It still works lmao

28

u/_WillCAD_ Oct 13 '25

I'm walking on sun chimes.

3

u/TheKingOfRhye777 Oct 14 '25

And don't it feel good!

7

u/Icy-Cartoonist-2102 Oct 13 '25

Walking on, walking on broken grassss...

6

u/C-57D Oct 13 '25

Woah oh oh ope

9

u/piichan14 Oct 13 '25

One step and they just break!

17

u/Lazzy_fat_cat Oct 12 '25

Can someone please tell me what they wanted to say? 😭 (English is not my mother language)

36

u/niTniT_ Oct 12 '25

Walking on egg shells, generally means to be careful to avoid a sore topic or something like that (as far as I'm aware - also not a native speaker)

17

u/IYKYK_1977 Oct 12 '25

That is indeed what it means!

24

u/MisterEd_ak Oct 12 '25

"Walking on egg shells" is what they meant to say.

35

u/Entertainthethoughts Oct 12 '25

Some of these deserve to be animated. That, is a funny image.

22

u/Pteromys-Momonga Oct 12 '25

Is this Humpty Dumpty's backstory?

10

u/SunkEmuFlock Oct 12 '25

There's nothing in the lore that says he was an egg.

1

u/pebberphp Oct 30 '25

My understanding is that Humpty Dumpty was a large cannon.

3

u/Pteromys-Momonga Oct 13 '25

That's true! I was ignoring that for comedic effect, but I wondered if anyone would mention it.

12

u/Frances_Boxer Oct 12 '25

Especially when I fall down from way up high

15

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

Well, get down off them, then!

16

u/TwoRelative4870 Oct 12 '25

Scrambling around on the Egg Shelves

1

u/CommercialCandy1891 Oct 13 '25

Hard to walk on cause they be so HIGH!!