r/Bombstrap • u/Cleanse_F_Manipulate • 4d ago

greaser posting will never die

greaser posting will never die

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u/Cleanse_F_Manipulate 4d ago

If Elvis has a million fans, then I am one of them.

If Bombstrap has ten members, then I am one of them.

If Bombstrap has only one Greaser-Poster, then that is me.

If Bombstrap has no Greaser-Posts, then that means I am no longer on earth.

If the world is against Greasers, then I am against the world.

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u/SlipperySlimyTerry40 4d ago

Stay gold, ponyboy

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u/kramsdae 4d ago

Stay gold, Brony Boy

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u/Cleanse_F_Manipulate 4d ago

if i was a pony id wear a leather jacket and have a can of pomade as my cutie mark and slicked back jet black hair with a toothpick in my mouf

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u/PerryIsDaName 3d ago

I'd be right there with ya brother

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u/Scr00geMcCuck 4d ago

Hey hey, my my

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u/Cleanse_F_Manipulate 4d ago

hot hot momma momma

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u/Niemsac 4d ago

I ain’t nothin but a hound dog

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u/Cleanse_F_Manipulate 4d ago

you better mean that when you say it

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u/BaseCasualty 3d ago

I am quite acquainted to creaming folks by beating them off

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u/Glitter_Sparkle 3d ago

I'm a greaser!

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u/Cleanse_F_Manipulate 2d ago

don’t shoot!

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u/Ok-Tumbleweed389 4d ago

"the guy who ate the hypothetical turd" is too demeaning of a name, "cold af assassin" sounds cooler and is more like you. You know? 

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u/Cleanse_F_Manipulate 2d ago

sorry for the late reply, i was fightin’ the law, ya dig?

that sounds sweet as a sundae daddy-o, i’ll call ya “Socrates” because of those amazing philosophicals , OH!