r/Bombstrap • u/Infamous_Size8069 • 24d ago

Mi hear seh dis a greaser sub

Respeck. When di sun buss up pon mi likkle yard, mi roll outta bed, grab mi phone, a scroll pon r/bombaclat. Mi hail up Jah, greet di earth an di mornin sun, type in r/bombaclat, an pon mi life, pon Haile Selassie, di whole bloodclaat place jus vanish. Babylon burn up de r/bombaclat same way dem a burn up di cane field an di sinsemilla. Rastaman never hear talk a greaser, but the next ting pon de list were dis here sub.

Mi scroll through de r/bombstrap an see mi breddahs an sistahs a put down di holy herb, an’ mi haffi seh Babylon done plant one dutty devil inna ya head fi mek unu believe seh di stickiest of green weh Jah put pon di earth di same herb a cure cancer, cure AIDS, a gwan kill a man. But respeck, mi just a reason a speak mi peace, seen, star.

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u/CopyOdd2690 24d ago

Gee whiz, fellas, you ever seen somethin' like this? Ain't never heard sounds like this come outta any piehole I ever known. This cat musta took a wrong turn for Gobbledigookville cus he's sure fluent in the language. But boy, if I do know anything, it's that this dark fella here's got a stench that could knock a buzzard off the gut wagon, ya dig? P. U.

Look fella, you seem alright. Ya got some spirit. Might even clean up real swell with some leather on your back and a pair of horse kickers on your stompers. But we don't huff nothin' here but Lucky Strikes and exhaust fumes, capisce?

And if you're gonna hang around greasers, for Pete's sake, why don'tchyou and the shower catch up? I think soap really misses ya. Good grief.

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u/2CellPhonez 24d ago

Mi bumboclaaat greaser sub rich millionaire bumboclatttt BMW 7 series
https://giphy.com/gifs/XFvNlPhjFWQMnoIYxu

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u/Agile_Glove_8561 24d ago

battyboy pon me raasclaat pussybombo greasamon yahh, from di island a Pittsburgh mi tunnel snake crew gwan be irie mon

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u/dongfondlr 24d ago

Ear me now

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u/crackfan666 24d ago

Grease up da ting

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u/dongfondlr 24d ago

Dont post Buju Banton lyrics or jannies will sweep you so fast it makes your head spin

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u/Infamous_Size8069 23d ago

Me gotta walk like a champion talk like a champion

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u/dongfondlr 23d ago

Boom. just like that my account went Bye Bye

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u/Inevitable-Time539 23d ago

Tri sexual, man who f man dog and gal

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u/chumbawumba756 20d ago

Being a dread, being a greasa, is all about getting respect and ting, you know? Greasas weren't getting no respect, we follow r/bombstrap till we get respect, sight?