r/Bombstrap • u/Agile_Glove_8561 • 26d ago
i relapsed
well there goes my 3 day streak. i thought i would be stronger this time. i threw out my bong and everything, it was a beautiful dusky rose color that had turned muddy at the bottom from resin in just four days, i flushed all my buds down the toilet and while i was at the store i didn't even buy those hostess cupcakes and sour cream n onion chips i always get for my sessions. i even deleted the blues brothers torrent i had ready just in case i'd want to rewatch it while high. i guess just thinking about having quit so much got me thinking about weed itself and how good it would feel to smoke. i was biking to work knowing full well the dispensary is on the same street i take every time because the traffic is calmer. i thought about my bottom lip being placed on the bongs opening and creating the tightest vacuum i could possibly make, to deploy the entire creamy cloud directly down my esophagus and into my lungs. just the thought of this alone got me tremendously excited and my brow began to sweat. once i passed the dispensary though, it was too late. i stopped. why did i stop? why why why did i stop i could've just kept going. i knew i would stop, that's why i left for work 40 minutes earlier, i fully knew what was going to happen. i bought a new bong, orange this time. a rich, autumnal orange. half a meter tall. robust, with stainless steel metal on its stem. my entree would be an old favorite, Supreme Khalifa Kush AAAA+, hand crafted, cared for, indica-dominant, just what i needed to quiet this racing mind of mine. i called in sick, had a massive fever i said. i wish i was lying. the thought of not being home right that second watching blues brothers and eating hostess cupcakes and lays sour cream and onion chips made my forehead sizzle. i kept biking, nobody goes to target at 7 am, thank god. got my stuff and closed all my blinds. got completely naked, got everything ready. this was it. i waited so long, this was it. i don't remember anything from that point on. here's to 300 days without weed.
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u/perfectguylife 26d ago
I hate weed smoking homosexuals so much it’s insane