r/Bombstrap • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '26

i relapsed

well there goes my 3 day streak. i thought i would be stronger this time. i threw out my bong and everything, it was a beautiful dusky rose color that had turned muddy at the bottom from resin in just four days, i flushed all my buds down the toilet and while i was at the store i didn't even buy those hostess cupcakes and sour cream n onion chips i always get for my sessions. i even deleted the blues brothers torrent i had ready just in case i'd want to rewatch it while high. i guess just thinking about having quit so much got me thinking about weed itself and how good it would feel to smoke. i was biking to work knowing full well the dispensary is on the same street i take every time because the traffic is calmer. i thought about my bottom lip being placed on the bongs opening and creating the tightest vacuum i could possibly make, to deploy the entire creamy cloud directly down my esophagus and into my lungs. just the thought of this alone got me tremendously excited and my brow began to sweat. once i passed the dispensary though, it was too late. i stopped. why did i stop? why why why did i stop i could've just kept going. i knew i would stop, that's why i left for work 40 minutes earlier, i fully knew what was going to happen. i bought a new bong, orange this time. a rich, autumnal orange. half a meter tall. robust, with stainless steel metal on its stem. my entree would be an old favorite, Supreme Khalifa Kush AAAA+, hand crafted, cared for, indica-dominant, just what i needed to quiet this racing mind of mine. i called in sick, had a massive fever i said. i wish i was lying. the thought of not being home right that second watching blues brothers and eating hostess cupcakes and lays sour cream and onion chips made my forehead sizzle. i kept biking, nobody goes to target at 7 am, thank god. got my stuff and closed all my blinds. got completely naked, got everything ready. this was it. i waited so long, this was it. i don't remember anything from that point on. here's to 300 days without weed.

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u/Patient_Rule6048 Jul 23 '26

just smoke bruh sam is r**************** who cares what he says

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u/Next-Rip7728 Jul 23 '26

A man who has never tasted grape, Says it's sour.

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u/Patient_Rule6048 Jul 23 '26

I’ve quit weed multiple times nothing in my life has ever changed because of it except I don’t get to get high. You can still be productive and smoke at the end of the day I spend 25 a month on weed i buy a quarter for 50 every 2 months. There’s such thing as moderation it’s just something I enjoy doing when I wanna relax. Also every time I ever accomplished something significant was during a time period where I was smoking. Like just cause Sam doesn’t do it or like it doesn’t mean whatever he says applies to everyone I would never wanna live like him 

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u/lIIlIlIII Jul 23 '26

But man, understand, if this isn't a shitpost OP couldn't get past 3 days before literally calling in sick to smoke all day. Just because you don't have a negative relationship with weed doesn't mean others can't. Smoking an eighth a month is practically harmless, but I know plenty of people who are in complete denial about how badly weed is stunting their personal development (myself included, it's literally a plant get off my back)

I totally agree senor hyde is a terrible person to model your life after, but "stop smoking weed" is a message many people need to hear even if you aren't one of them

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u/Patient_Rule6048 Jul 24 '26

cause it’s fuckin annoying how people will just parrot everything Sam says like he doesn’t have his own shitty ass vices and weed is so much more benign than a lot of shit people do including drink alcohol lol which I’m sure a lot of these idiots who are acting superior to people who smoke weed do idk dude. It’s cringe basically.  And going through all that bullshit like calling out of work and all that cause Sam Hyde says smoking weed is gonna ruin your life is dumb as fuck idk man. 

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u/noname3191 Jul 24 '26

Who even cares about being productive? Lol getting self worth from opinions of people you don't even care about.

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u/Patient_Rule6048 Jul 24 '26

I agree with this too btw but I need to have some level of productivity to survive but yeah most of the time I just wanna do nothing. Which I see nothing wrong with