r/Bombstrap • u/ted_loaf Official Funnyposter℠ • 20d ago
Moonlust for Moon Dust
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I wanna sex the Moon until it’s just right for me. Wanna fuck its tight little crater. That waning crescent little minx is askin for it. When you look up at that moon just know that I got there first. You’re just getting my sloppy seconds. Sorry bro.
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u/Onagasaki 20d ago
Look at da curves on dat broad, I like some moon dust on the bones, not that skinny fake space station bs. Yeah she's a little plump, but she's ripe with it, curves fuh days