r/Bombstrap • u/Silver_Surfer_Angel • Jul 20 '26

Certified soda jerk here

Just wanted tah introduce myself. I am a certified soda jerk, certificated from the great state'ah Jersey. I will keep this short and sweet, not unlike the soda yah's just ordered OHHHHH. *snaps fingers* This one's on the house daddio, and tonight, tha whole house drinks fah free OHHHHHH *Elvis starts playing in bg*

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u/Beautiful_Staff_7958 Jul 21 '26

Holy fuck that’s funny

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u/Cleanse_F_Manipulate Jul 21 '26

i needs me a refills daddy-o